auuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

[askerian]

Yaoi = Fail
Wow. I fear I have to surrender under the sheer strength and wittiness of your argument. :|

Hmm only people who would ACTUALLY like this and not fake it would be homosexuals and girls.
Thanks for reminding us that girls and gays are irrelevant second-class citizens, despite making up around 55% to 58% percent of the world population. Why, without you I would have kept going on drawing stuff that fails to satisfy the boobs-loving pen0r-bearing gods! :O

thinking this is hot pretty much certifies that you're a paedo.
This comment pretty much certifies you shouldn't use words of two syllables and more without checking the dictionary for their meaning first.

i love the way it's drawn and coloured but the idea of yaoi ewwwww i dunno but im not homophobic in any way after all im only a young innocent lickle girl lol only yokin well i am a young girl (12) but thats not why im not that keen on it
Aw, i'm sorry, I forgot it was "handholding the kid who's old enough to be trusted to surf yet not old enough to know what the fucking backbutton is for" day.


It's so strange! Suddenly I foresee a lot of yaoi pics in my immediate future. :O



edit: hahahahahaha.

i'm really sad to see that there are still pictures with gay porn starring naruto and sasuke in the front page...

I made the front page? WOOHOO. Awesome. =D

Comments

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Hmm only people who would ACTUALLY like this and not fake it would be... girls.

...and your point is?

thinking this is hot pretty much certifies that you're a paedo.

Or a girl. Are all girls pedos now?

im only a young innocent lickle girl

This is a girl? Seriously? And yet the only value she can imagine to something is how many non-homosexual MEN will like it? Wow, way to hate your own vagina.

This wanker = total fail.

[askerian]

Thankfully it's several people, not only one...

... wait, not thankfully at all.

And i've got a few more now. Whoa. What IS about this picture. D:

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

This is a girl? Seriously? And yet the only value she can imagine to something is how many non-homosexual MEN will like it? Wow, way to hate your own vagina.

Unfortunately, the training for girls in most cultures is "your worth is your beauty; your beauty is to attract men". Fairy tale princesses are always "the most beautiful in the land" and completely ignorant about politics, diplomacy, economics, tactics, etc., and lack any sense of responsibility to their people. (Ariel being the absolute WORST offender here, grrgrr.) Bridal shower games, the people who "know the most" about the bride are the ones who noticed what she was wearing when she came in. Beauty magazines target women, teenie magazines are about popstars and fashion. Barbie's given up most of her awesome careers, and the Bratz never had any. Men host the TV shows about adventure, survival, building everything from skyscrapers to motorcycles, weapons, security, exotic non-resort travel, archeology-- just take a look at the Discovery Channel lineup. Women get part of cooking, interior design

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

(and I hit the button when switching windows, arrgh) Basically, girls get taught their value is in the eyes of men. Boys get taught to go out and do stuff, and maybe some girl will come chasing after them -- no matter how dumb they are, because all the sitcom guys are hopeless slobs and they've got pretty wives to take care of everything, don't they?

(er, sorry for hijacking Asuka's thread to rant)

[kutsuwamushi.livejournal.com]

The second one cracks me up. "Wait, so you're saying that straight men don't want to look at pictures of men having sex with each other? That the target audience of yaoi just might be people who find men attractive? OH MY GOD."

I mean, there are some straight guys who enjoy yaoi, but still, thank you Captain Obvious.

[askerian]

I might just steal your reply if when this kind of thing happens again. Wouldn't want them thinking I actually give enough of a damn to give a serious answer, but right now I'm a bit too twitchy not to froth at the mouth.

[shadhahvar.livejournal.com]

Why bother to tell people "I like the colors, but Jesus. You're a pedophilic nasty McNastypants, because I don't like men screwing men, and think you should protect me from my ignorance. No thanks, your love-hater."

There is a difference between not caring for yaoi, and informing people that because they do, they are lesser citizens of the world.

[askerian]

♥

Aw, but that would be the polite and civilized things to do, and you know we can't have that. :O

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

I think I had better grammar than the last person when I was in 2nd grade. *dots*

[askerian]

*petpet* I'm sure. It wouldn't be very difficult. XD

[chibirisu.livejournal.com]

(had to swap accounts in order to use Most Appropriate Icon Ever)

...uh.

*tries and fails to find a bright side*

oh wait - "at least they're not giving you death threats if you fail to be properly repentant of the error of your ways and produce stuff to appease them on cue?" (whoops, a little too much other-self-identifying info in my last comment, buuuut this part still holds) oh, Naruto fandom, why do you have to suck so much. =_=

[askerian]

*flops on*

risuuuuu now I have assholes berating me for drawing yaoi anime fanart because i'm selling out , it's not real art and i'm only doing it because i want the easy popularity. *gnashes teeth* what IS with this picture, seriously? It's not THAT steamy.

[tephra]

what IS with this picture, seriously? It's not THAT steamy.

Maybe because there's no real wiggle room for a homophobic viewer to convince themselves there's nothing going on there. Naruto is between Sasuke's legs and chest to (very low :D ) belly with him. Sasuke has wrapped a leg around Naruto. There's a whole lot of intimacy in that pose even though it's not overtly sexual.

*sits back ready to enjoy spite!yaoi images forthcoming*

[chibirisu.livejournal.com]

...easy popularity being defined as "inviting hateful spam from people who don't know you from Adam who feel entitled to insult you, your gender, and your pleasures in life because you don't conform to a hetero-male-centric view of sexuality and relative places of power in the world"? Ah, yes, now I see the logic. =_=

[book-people.livejournal.com]

I have seen the light! Thank you, random 12-year-old who I will never meet and whose opinion matters about as much as the spider outside my window's. What would we do without your wise commentary on things you are not smart enough to avoid if they make you uncomfortable? *rolls eyes*

XDDDD ♥♥♥

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

Front page! Awesome.

Ahem, and to the fuckwits who can't seem to understand that they don't have a choice in what you post but do have a choice as to where they look? HAAAAAA. It is to laugh. Loudly. While pointing at them.

[baku-chan.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, ignore them. They're as constant as yaoi fans as in they'll never go away. Giggle. Move on.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... what pic is she wanking about exactly? And at 12, I know I wouldn't have gotten why two dudes were hugging beyond "yay they're such good friends :D!" but I definitely wouldn't have been "ewomggay".

[sailor-comet.livejournal.com]

the best part is that all their angry comments only serve to make the picture more popular by deviantart's stats, which maintain its place on the front page. 8Db

[askerian]

yeah, and since my comment count is skewed anyway I've been going on a "answer everyone!!!!" spree, even the inane "squee!" comments. >D

[handmethesoap.livejournal.com]

I remember sending out a flame as a dumb twelve-year-old, and getting the equivalent of an internet bitch-slap for it. Getting chewed out then made me a much better person today. u_u

Also, hello. I am a lurker.

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

...how do these things always happen to you, seriously. I'm thinking you might need some kind of fandom-exorcism at this point.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

...is that an upside down Bateau?

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is!

On the same note

[(Anonymous)]

I would actually like to thank you for turning me on to yaoi. Thanks to your wonderful fiction and art I have opened my mind to whole to genres of smut that originally would have left me with more reservations. Now I can thoroughly enjoy the pure hotness of boy on boy smut. I won't mention my mild obsession with team 7 smut which is almost entirely to your... credit(?, not sure if you actually want it). Please ignore 12 yo girls who have not yet shucked the chains of their puritanical upbringing to be able to enjoy the entire world of kink and smut that is celebrated by fan girls all over the web. They are a small minority and will grow into more mature and open minds as time passes.

I like your work

[(Anonymous)]

i agree with the other anonymous, you are the reason why I am such an addict to yaoi adn I thank you so much. My best friend who is also bi couldn't get me to look at it and I really take her opions to heart. But you with one wonderful team 7 chapter amazed my mind. There is no way that "little girl" who is 12 found you on accident. She went looking for yaoi. And if she didnt well I think though. deal with it. Yaoi is just as great as any heterosexual parings....hell all that I learned about sex i learned from yaoi.

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Front page! Thats awesome.
This is me ignoring the idiot wankers

[opalinesque]

...I'm sorry, but I feel the need to point out several things about the Yaoi=fail person:

A: he has a quote saying "Shell of choice: i like them hard. 8) yep, big and hard." Umm.
B: He has a picture involving fisting in his pictures.

...Need I say more?

[armina-skitty.livejournal.com]

Does it make me a bad person that I love reading your rants? Especially when the people who set you off maybe have a third of your IQ and none of your sarcastic wit. Your rants just make me warm and fuzzy inside, and make me snicker evilly at the stupid yaoi-hating yip-dogs barking at the big, slightly grumpy dragon that's about to make them go 'squish'.

[w-inds-no-unmei.livejournal.com]

No it doesn't because then I'd be a bad person too. ^^

[armina-skitty.livejournal.com]

Or we could be bad, evil people together, watching and giggling as the idiots walk into the toothy maw that is Asuka's wit.

Whichever works best for you though ^_^;;;;

[nothri.livejournal.com]

Heyo....I think something happened to your picture.

[askerian]

That "something" is known as "idiot with a grudge and an overactive report button". =_=

[nothri.livejournal.com]

Dude, don't let em get away with that! There's nothing banable about that picture.

[mezzo-marinaio.livejournal.com]

...you know I'm never gonna be able to act indignant towards the posters if you follow your rant up with a "Suddenly I foresee a lot of yaoi pics in my immediate future", right? XD

Apart from that, the 'I'm really sad that there're so many pictures of *insert hated pairing/het/yaoi/yuri here* on the front page' is a classic. Don't worry about it. Though the reporting IS annoying - what the hell, it wasn't even a particularly suggestive drawing...?!

Not to mention that - since the reporter was obviously some whiny ten-year-old - deviantart might actually take the time to CHECK that pictures are offensive before deleting stuff, nnnghh... >:(

[garmiet.livejournal.com]

Hmm only people who would ACTUALLY like this and not fake it would be homosexuals and girls.
(*sarcastic all over*) Wow, he must have an IQ of, like, 200 to notice something so not-obvious. (*sarcasm over*) I wonder why he's looking at it.

Aw, i'm sorry, I forgot it was "handholding the kid who's old enough to be trusted to surf yet not old enough to know what the fucking backbutton is for" day.
XDD Good one. ^^

i'm really sad to see that there are still pictures with gay porn starring naruto and sasuke in the front page...
Sucks to be them, then. ^^

Something I've noticed: a lot of people who try to make the really scathing comments or bashes have some problem with grammar/spelling/punctuation.