Adventures in mail land...

[askerian]

Subject: send me pics‏
From: (-edited out-)

can u please send me more narusasu pictures????i'm horny!!!



... This one doesn't even need a comment.

owait, I have one. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. D;


windandwater: GOOGLE YOU FOOL
♥

Comments

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

...no, seriously, how do these people find you?

[askerian]

radar? .__.

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

apparently it is your job to placate the horny fan...err... i hesitate to use the word 'people'... lets go with fan-creatures of this world

you slacker

>.>
;)

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

Now you know people really do get off your art. Happy now? ;)

[askerian]

... yes? no? ... potentially? I'm confused as to what i should say here. XD

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

Hmm, the foibles of expressing sarcasm on the internet... :P

[pridefall.livejournal.com]

What in the holy flying crap?

[mydarkseclusion.livejournal.com]

What the hell? This takes "too much information" to a whole new level...

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

There was a girl once who asked her for a fic explicitly describing the sex she wanted in it because it was for her and her boyfriend.... I think that's even more TMI, heheh.

~Sara

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

You can't live on the internet and not know how to find pr0ns.

[azartti.livejournal.com]

The weird ones among the weirds always find you.

[luel-exana.livejournal.com]

I guess she considers your art the high grade porn. Isn't that nice? =_=;

[askerian]

It's also WTF since I draw very little porn and I know tons of people who do it much, much better. Also there's y-galleries and 4chan and google and whatever else. Maybe she was emailing every single fanartist she knew in the hope that one of them would send something back. XD

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

It would be really really sad if she were emailing lots of artists... But then again it would go with the territory of being the kind of person who begs anyway.

~Sara

[(Anonymous)]

In '-edited out-'s defend, your livejournal flist comment button does say "spank me" instead of "post a comment". it sort of sends a quiet whisper through the internet that goes, "I am pervert friendly. Namaste." Er, no offense dear. I think asking for pictures is crass. Arousal is no excuse to demand artwork.

[askerian]

... Oh yeah, it does. XD;;; It's a private joke that dates back from 2005 and now I don't even remember what it was about anymore.

It's not that I'm not kink-friendly, just. You know. In-fandom. Not personally. It would be different if we'd been having a conversation about sexual things in the first place, but "I'm horny, help me get off" -- urk, what? It's a small thing, granted, but it's still asking me to participate actively in their sex life. >_>;;;;

[(Anonymous)]

It's right there under, "I'm horny, put your hand on my clitoris please?"

Gah. One day I want to reverse the process. I want to collect a list of all these weird perverts and then send a mass email asking them, "Moar tentacle rape plz, my boyfriend and I can't get off without it. omg, picture with me in it, yes? or sakura? cause omg I am sakura. rape me harder plz."

But then this might be sinking to their level. Oh well, I can pretend.

[springinstep.livejournal.com]

It would have been just that tiny bit not as bad without the last part. -_-;;

[tricia1224.livejournal.com]

What was that person...never mind, I know what that person was thinking. I just don't get it. "Send me some art, I'm horny" WTF does that person think this is a porn chat room or something?!

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

My first response to that would have been...


Who the Fuck gets off on NaruSasu pics? O_o

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

....AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

I stand by my theory: you're a creep-magnet, woman. TEH creep-magnet. (maybe there's some kind of karmic-resonance-thingy that keeps them coming O_o)

[questofdreams.livejournal.com]

HAHAAHAHAHAAHla;jskek *chokegasp*

Sorry, Asuka, I am sympathetic. Really, I am. *petpet*

XDD

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

I am sympathetic. Really, I am. *petpet*

LIIIESSSS! You ENVY TEH PR0N-FAME! XD

[oxbonkus.livejournal.com]

Hahaha no. That's just effing creepy. There are circumstances where that comment could be ok--you're good friends or joking or. Something--but a stranger asking for pr0n? And so rudely? Fuck no. D:

O.O

[w-inds-no-unmei.livejournal.com]

...no words....O.O

Re: O.O

[oxbonkus.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Asjhked? Why would you even - I just don't - fsssst.

How did they even manage to find you if they can't use the internet, as we all know that at its most basic, the internet is all about porn.

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

I guess it shows how talented you are ^____________^

Though I think most of your really naughty pics are Team-7 *scratches head in confusion*

Maybe she posted to the wrong account!

ps. did you look at the crack canon video I sent you, yet?

[armina-skitty.livejournal.com]

*pets* They could have at least said 'please'... And that would have made it all better. *sarcasm whut*

[mandy347.livejournal.com]

At least she's not plagiarizing you.

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

*agreed*

;p

Also: *licks Asuka* I miss you!

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaahah

Because of course the Asuka is a porn generating robot used to satisfy your wanking needs.

People need to stop harassing artists/writers to do things more often/more quickly, especially if they're doing it for a reason like this. *grins*

~Sara

[wakikaki.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!

Apparently it takes all kinds to make the strange and scary village that is the interweb.