It's right there under, "I'm horny, put your hand on my clitoris please?"

Gah. One day I want to reverse the process. I want to collect a list of all these weird perverts and then send a mass email asking them, "Moar tentacle rape plz, my boyfriend and I can't get off without it. omg, picture with me in it, yes? or sakura? cause omg I am sakura. rape me harder plz."

But then this might be sinking to their level. Oh well, I can pretend.