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[askerian]

Stolen from lady_zip u.u

Name up to two pairings that you know I've written about (or tried to write about), in either current fandoms or prior, and I'll tell you anything you want to know about their sex lives from my own personal fanon. <3


yes i know i should be writing. shhh. naruto's still not talking to me, the asshole.

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[kanarenee.livejournal.com]

OT3 (it counts XD)

And SasuSaku XDDD

[askerian]

Oh man I did a long babble on their sex life in teamwork once here. Basically, Naruto would usually initiate it, at least at first, and he loves to have fun in bed which means lots of tickle battles, random fruit/chocolate sauce/whipped cream, misuse of sexy-no-jutsu and kage bunshin and the like; Sasuke likes to pretend he doesn't even notice they're trying to seduce him and to make them talk him into it (except when they just come out of a spar, in which case he'll WALL THEM. ROAR. HI THERE, YOUR ABILITY TO BEAT PEOPLE TO BLOODY LUMPS OF MEAT GOT ME HOT); and when she's having fun with Naruto destroying her "I must impress Sasuke" jitters, Sakura learns that she's fully able to ride them into the mattress. Woohoo.

I'm not sure SasuSaku counts, i've never tried to write it out of the OT3 .___. No doubt Sakura would learn to initiate sex because Sasuke isn't going to do it very often. XD Also, missionary. Lots of missionary. The way Sasuke initiates it is probably just a "hey, I'mma cup your cheek in my hand and look at you now, hint hint" and then see where it goes. But he wouldn't actually say much of anything, just look into her eyes, kiss her verrry slowly, and wait. (and then she'd melt at his INTENSE STARING INTO HER SOUL~ and w00t, score for the Uchiha. XD)

[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

LEIK OMG ITSASU.

ITACHI/GIRL!SUKE

Bet you didn't see that one coming.

mmmm itasasulicious.

[askerian]

... XD

no i totally didn't, rly So I only write post-massacre so that's probably not the dynamic you love most.

boy/boy ItaSasu = full of mindfucks, flirting with the edge of noncon, because Sasuke doesn't want it but at the same time he does -- Sasuke knows it's wrong and disgusting and that he hates Itachi, but in the other hand he misses his big brother and wants his full attention, approval and interest so badly. Even if he has to get it by killing him. So getting to be touched and held would be so painfully tempting, even if he knows better than to dare hope it's anything but another mindfuck.

Itachi doesn't have those problems, strangely enough. Like he cares about incest being wrong and disturbing and twisted. All he cares about is 1) mindfucking his little brother some more to reinforce the "i'm the center of your world" thing or 2) appreciating the nicely lethal body Sasuke managed to build up.

There would be lots of sex against a wall, wrists pinned up over Sasuke's head, hands on necks and and possibly Sasuke on his knees having his mouth busy with Itachi's cock, if the situation makes itachi believe he won't try to bite it off. >.>


Itachi/girlsuke: ... the same really. Except with more "why do you expect me to care if I get you pregnant. At least the child would be a pure blooded uchiha. u/.\u Now go back to training, like I'm going to give a damn that you couln't kill me just because you gained a little weight." >_>;;;

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

Did you ever right a Sasuke x Neji something once?

[askerian]

Ayup, I just never finished it.

So in my mind, how it happened is. They're both gay. They're the only ones in their peer group, as far as they know. Somehow one of them notices the other one noticing. He deliberates -- Neji/Sasuke is an asshole and I don't especially like him much. But he's nice to look at, he'd keep his mouth shut, and I need to get laid.

Then they'd propose a spar, or find a way to sit on the same couch at one of the parties Naruto drags them to, and then they'd just ask, like they don't even care that much. "Do you want to have sex?"

Then there would be some consideration of the matter, and then Sasuke/Neji would wipe the sweat off his face/finish his drink, shrug, and say "why not." And then they'd find a secluded corner (not a bedroom!) and then there would be hands on each other's body, not especially gentle, they'd pull each other closer, and hmmm I think the first time at least they'd keep it to mutual masturbation. That or Neji would end up giving a blowjob. >.> If there are any kisses it won't be until at least the second encounter, and even then the first kisses will be something of an accident.

Eventually they'd start getting along enough they actually have little talks about non-mission-related stuff and making good partners in battle, but they still wouldn't say much and especially never about liiikiiing each other, eww. u.u

[jameva.livejournal.com]

Because it's what first got me reading anything that's yours.^^

Heero/Duo, and Heero's kinks.

Pleasethankyou!

[askerian]

Heero has kinks? o.o

XD; Sorry, it's been too long since I last wrote 1x2, I can't even remember how I thought the dynamic worked.

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm~ I'm trying to think of something that's not totally obvious. And I feel like I should be good and not just make you indulge my personal InoNaru crack love.

So.

InoKiba or SasuNeji. u.u

[askerian]

i've never written InoKiba, have I -- oh wait, I did try it.

He'd totally be the "rough guy your parents warned you about." XD So really it would be a lot like naruino -- she'd seduce him into ravishing her -- except with even more doggystyle. XD

Sasuneji : look at bootoye's reply. XD

[mysteriousmeat.livejournal.com]

lee/sakura?

[mysteriousmeat.livejournal.com]

ALSO HAH if you don't wanna do lee/sakura (or you wanna do both ;p;p) could you do a pairing from avatar?

aang/katara or zuko/katara. i'm interested to see what you'd say!

[http://users.livejournal.com/mikky_/]

hnmmm...

Naru/Sasu/Naru???

[askerian]

XD It would be a fight for dominance all the time, even when it's a good-natured, lazy fight. They'd test and challenge all the time. Also, biting/scratching/tight grips, and lots of interesting places like alleys, the kitchen counter, against a log in a training field, etcetera.

The only time I can see them doing it long and slow is if they're both exhausted and/or one of them has had a really, really rotten day.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

<_< Uhh. Blue/Liadan? (yeah, not likely, srsly, but I had to try, yes?)

[askerian]

... XDD oh MAN. First she has to stop being freaked out by the legs. Also, they have to do it face to face. he'd be slow and careful and she wouldn't be sure why. It's just sex, she doesn't know why he acts like she might get scared or something. But she likes it when he's nice to her.

What she'd love most would be that she could feel him mind to mind for once. yay brainsex. XD

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

... >.> The GS OT4.

[askerian]

Never written about it, so. DENIED.

(Lacus totally started it, though. >.>)

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

Because I'm off my meds and lacking the energy to beat down the Guy I keep locked in my mental cellar... Hinata and Sakura?

(I'd ask about Balsa/Jin, too, but I don't think you've actually done -fic- for them...)

BTW, missie, y'wanna try something new (http://www.animesuki.com/series.php/1087.html)? It's actually pretty interesting and original, yet still just as good as the initial "My god! It's Wing SEED!" impression suggests.

*grins, adjusts the feather in his Veddy Veddy Big Flashy Hat, and bounces off to nukify some Vazhilok*

[askerian]

Aw, I never really wrote about Hinata and Sakura except in crack, so I don't have a clue. They wouldn't be extremely kinky, though -- but Sakura would let her RARR side go out and assume the role of protector/leader and stuff...

... so I totally see her breaking out the strap-on dildo. >_>


Balsa and Jin. This is how it would happen. They would be sparring, respectful of each other's warrior abilities, but also with an edge of competition -- stronger in Jin. He admires her, but he also is frustrated because he's supposed to be elite.

Then she'd win, and pin him down, and he'd scowl a little but try not to be annoyed, and then she'd smirk, sit on him, and kiss him. He'd be shocked and grab for her shoulders, and she'd dodge his attempt, and then they'd roll around trying to pin each other. And they'd have sex right there on the ground, in the shadow of a tree.

Once it's over and she's waved goodbye and left, he'll realize that he didn't even get to see her with her hair down, and that he wants to.


I've seen the first ep of that, but I dunno, it hasn't gripped me just yet. i'll try the next episodes when I have the time, though. you like it so far? What's good about it? ^^

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

. . .

. . .

. . . Itachi and Kisame?

[askerian]

Sorry, never written them as a couple. ^^;

Mostly, though, I see Kisame technically seme, but only because Itachi told him to. XD itachi is a size queen. Trufax.

Doesn't know if you actually wrote it but its worth a try

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

Vegeta/Goku? (original OTPs ftw)

I did in fact have a bunny or three for them back in the day...

[askerian]

... It involved a lot of neck biting and tails growing back and mated pairs blahblahblah XD

But i like Vegeta/Bulma too, so I decided Saiyans had different levels/kinds of pair bonding, and sex was just another socially acceptable way to reinforce closeness between your people. (not the kids, though... but the siblings of same sex yes. Because Radditz/Goku = prrt. >.> Siblings of opposite sex, though, nope, because they knew enough about genetics to know it was a not-so-good idea, and they had a kinda genetic screening thing in place to weed out some defects in the species.) So in that AU I started, Vegeta had his mother-of-my-children, and his shieldbrothers; his shieldbrothers had their own mother-of-my-children, and there wasn't really any jealousy. (well, Bulma was kinda possessive but lots of times she really needs her space to build her machines, so she's kinda glad vegeta doesn't hang around all the time XDD)

Mostly, Vegeta and Goku had the kind of dynamic I love with narusasu, IE, fighting!!dominance!!rarr!!sex. XD

[lord-geryon.livejournal.com]

How about Ichigo/Rukia/Orihime?

[askerian]

In bed? Oh god. XD

... The girls would have to start it. Orihime would be all "Kurosaki-kuuun~" as she runs at him naked. Then he'd try to run for it and Rukia would tackle him and use Kido to keep him from running. XD

Eventually, he'd relax and enjoy it, but the girls would have to choose amongst them who gets to go first, because he wouldn't want to even look like he has a favorite. But I see Rukia straddling him, and Orihime either laying down and hugging Ichigo's arm against her chest, or hugging Rukia from behind. Dunno about how Ichigo/Orihime would happen specifically. Don't see that the girls would have a problem making out with each other too. :p

[piecrumbs.livejournal.com]

ItaNeji .______. ♥
H-hi Asuka ;o;

[askerian]

PIECHAN WHEEE ♥

ItaNeji. First, they spar. It's their foreplay. Bonus points if Neji makes Itachi bleed. It makes Neji all fierce and proud and that's damn hot, along with Itachi knowing his lover is so dangerous.

Sarcasm is even hotter.

Then comes the walling. u.u-b or sometimes it's a tree. Or something. It's rough, and they don't bother being all that careful. Neji bottoms, almost always. It's not gentle and if it's slow it's only when one of them is being an asshole to test the other one's self control.

Afterwards they stay beside each other, even if they don't touch -- they don't do the post-coital cuddles, but being able to be around each other when they're that mellow and vulnerable is more than intimate enough for them.


... in fact it's kind of a lot of what already happens in Camp. >_>;;;

[book-people.livejournal.com]

*slips in horribly late*

Damn! Everyone stole mine! Hmmm... Ooh! Sakura/Hinata. >D Totally canon! u.u

Adi

[askerian]

Alas! Someone stole that one too. XDD

Aw, I never really wrote about Hinata and Sakura except in crack, so I don't have a clue. They wouldn't be extremely kinky, though -- but Sakura would let her RARR side go out and assume the role of protector/leader and stuff...

... so I totally see her breaking out the strap-on dildo. >_>

[proanon.livejournal.com]

Team Hebi. Pick any pairing you like. Or more than one. :-P

[askerian]

Oi not fair, I only wrote about them as a foursome. ;_;

Pretty much just like the fic? They all want in his pants, so they bug the hell out of him until he just goes "oh fine WHATEVER."

Also Suigetsu kinda wants to sleep with Karin, but it's mostly because he wants to sleep with everything and he really thinks she might be more bearable if he made sure the only noises she made were incoherent cries of pleasure (or perhaps pain, he's not extremely difficult about it) rather than more "ooh sasuke-kun" blathering.

[shiryu-yugure.livejournal.com]

KakaSasu? :D

(at least I think you've written it o_o;; or else my brain can't differentiate between my reality and reality-reality...)

[askerian]

Um no, I haven't, sorry. XD I don't think I've ever written anyone/Kakashi, actually, not even KakaIru.

[hardcoreheathen.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Pick a pairing?

I do seem to recall you writing a crack Naru/Sasu/Saku/Kaka/Hina (names are arranged in no particular order) and I was somewhat disappointed when you didn't continue it.

Other than that...hmmm. I'm fighting in my head about what to pick. On the one hand, I really want to ask about NaruKiba, as I have no idea how that would work, but on the other I really want to ask about KyuuSasu. Mmm.

Well, I think you explained KyuuSasu well enough in Foxplay, so I'll just go ahead and ask about NaruKiba! That has to be a weird one.

[askerian]

XD;;; oh no, no crack fivesomes, sorry.

I don't see NaruKiba as a romantic pairing at all, more of a "macho best friends" thing that sometimes includes literal dick-measuring and mutual masturbation amongst burping and "write your name in the snow" competitions.

[shinigami81383.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! I had no idea you had an LJ account. I've been more of a lurking fan for a couple of years.

Anyway, if you don't mind replying I'd like to go oldschool and request your current feelings on either 1x5 or 1x2x5 (personal favorite pairings you've done).

[askerian]

Hee. Ahh 1x5, I still love it. *__* But, er, everything I feel about it I already wrote in that ficlet, or else it all comes from Maldoror's stories. XDD;;;

... Garou was totally threatening to turn 1x5 on me if I had written that sequel I had in mind. There was something about alpha!wolf!Heero and solitary!tiger!wufei I really found intriguing. It was all full of rivalry and strange moments of wordless understanding, and conflicting instincts -- heero wanting a clear pecking order for his pack, wufei considering himself a loner thankyouverymuch, things like that. *__*

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

Vegeta/Bulma & Harry/Hermione/Ron

... *^____________________^*

[askerian]

i've never written HHR actually... ._.

Now that i think about it i've never really written vegeta/bulma either. i thought up bunnies, but... gah, so sleepy, hard to remember.

mostly they would have loud sex with biting and scratches and stuff. XD ... also vegeta was a virgin before her. Yeah. >_>

[tricia1224.livejournal.com]

Kyuubi Hinata. I thought there was a little in team work. A little on the foxy side.