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[askerian]

The only thing better than having a scene idea popping up where there was a dire need of one is to have it pop up in lolcat speak.

Totally rly unrelated, Teamwork!Kyuunaru vs Itachi, who be seme? DISCUSS.



oops it's three am.

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[book-people.livejournal.com]

HMMM! This is a hard one! Neither would exactly give up power very easily, and both are very powerful... It would really come down to which of them would be able to pin the other long enough to have his way. I think Kyuunaru would be physically stronger, but we know sharingan can suppress chakra so he may not actually reach Itachi in time to do the pinning... *ponders*

In other news, shit that would be hot...

[askerian]

it's a difficult question, isn't it. u.u;;;

wouldn't it? yes it totally would. prrprrprr.

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I picture Kyuubi wanting to prove that he can totally top an older and stronger version of Sasuke, whom he considers his bitch anyway. Maybe it's because Kyuubi has yet to recognize humans as distinct people. I just remember how he said that it made no difference to him whether Naruto picked Sakura or Hinata. I don't know how Itachi would react though.

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I think if Itachi thought thought that just lying there would give him any sort of advantage, he'd probably do it. Even if he just wanted to avoid the fight or something. I don't think Itachi would react to rape the way a normal human being would.

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

Like giving Kyuunaru as STD.

*dies* Akatsuki backup plan maybe? If that taking over the world thing doesn't work for them, ya know. XD

[askerian]

Kyuubi wanting to prove that he can totally top an older and stronger version of Sasuke
... Ahaha. Yes, good point.

"Whee! I have matching bitches~"

Kyuubi really sees humans as individuals about as muh as a farmer would see sheep he's raising for meat as individuals. As in, well, maybe he'll notice the one with a weird ear who always tries to headbutt him in the hip, but that's as far as it goes. XD

[yoscuuro.livejournal.com]

I think they'd kill each other before they ever found out, unless Naruto went full out kyuubi on Itachi; but then, he'd probably have to settle for having sex with a pile of meat. ~_~;;;

Itachi might gain an advantage if Naruto gets so caught up in the rape fight he sorta-kinda forgets about the sharingan. From what I recall of Itachi, the vast majority of his power seems to stem from being faster than his enemies, incapacitating them with genjutsu, and setting them on fire until it seems like he's uber-duber powerful; I'm not really sure, but it seems like if you could take any of those away from him, he'd be in a bit of trouble. Just a bit.

[askerian]

he'd probably have to settle for having sex with a pile of meat. ~_~;;;
eeewww. XD Yeah.

HMM good point ^^

*yet again is Out Of the Loop*

[kohikari.livejournal.com]

lolcat speak whut?

(Have to agree with the others, Teamwork!Kyuubi would never ever bottom without gutting several somethings or someones. Depends on the percentage of Naruto's control/consciousness at the time.)

Re: *yet again is Out Of the Loop*

[askerian]

lolcat speak is the misspelled things written on cat macros. :p "can i has cheezburger nao?" kind of thing.

Sasuke speaking in lolcat is rather, erm, amusing. XD But it would also be extremely spoilerific, so I can't share it. Woe. T_T

[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm all about uke!Itachi. :D And seme!Itachi.

This is hard.

I keep coming back to Des' short fic with KyuubiNaru topping a chained up Itachi.

Wait, why would Itachi want to be seme? Unless he had something to gain, he'd probably think rape was an unnecessary waste of time and energy unless it was Sasuke.

[askerian]

XDDDD Oh man. The chemistry just died.

Kyuubi: RAWRR!! *sexx0rs itachi like he's never been sexx0red*
Itachi: *oh, this spot on the ceiling reminds me of a particularly interesting spash of blood the other day... meh.*
Kyuubi: MUAHAHA!! *top top top*
Itachi: *checks watch* Do you mind hurrying up? I have a meeting in twenty minutes.

Woe. T___________T XDD

[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! That's it exactly. Perhaps you might consider some emotion-inducing ItaSasu? :D

[bookem-dano.livejournal.com]

...You have completely stumped me.

I cannot imagine either of them being uke. It's like against the laws of physics or something. XD;

[askerian]

... That reminds me of the law that says a cat always lands on his feet and a toast always lands butter-side down and if you could tie a buttered toast to a cat's back they'd spin forever and never actually land. XD

[(Anonymous)]

*snerk*

[bookem-dano.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: stop it! *brain in overdrive*

[slamu.livejournal.com]

Isn't that supposed to be the basis of anti-grav technology?
wait...
what if the string breaks?

[mika-kun.livejournal.com]

Itachi doesn't really seem to show much of a reaction to anything, so I can't see him actively trying to top Kyuunaru unless there was something more substantial than physical gratification in it for him. And I can't think of anything that something could be. Also, I can't really see Kyuunaru as uke anyway I look at it (I think he'd rather die). He's pretty selfish so if he couldn't do anything to stop it anyways, I feel like he'd just abandon Naruto to suffer alone as it were.

On the other hand Itachi wouldn't bottom unless there was a really really really important reason. Kyuunaru would probably jump at the chance.... but Itachi's strong enough that if Kyuunaru actually got him pined they'd both be so beat up by then that it wouldn't even be worth it, if even possible.

[kyutaru.livejournal.com]

Whoever wins.

Really. That's the only answer. Whoever successfully kicks the crap out of the other one.

[oxbonkus.livejournal.com]

I think the only way to satisfy the need both have to be in control would be for Itachi to bottom from the top.

Kyuunaru doesn't want anyone to get his ass--so long as he's in something and getting off, he's fine. Also, whereas Kyuu is reluctant to cede any sort of power, Naru is far, FAR more flexible _{(gah, not like that, I don't need the mental image when I'm trying to be logical and coherent)} and so a balance would be struck. Mostly because naru'd point out that pleasure is pleasure, and their ass is still safe.

Itachi wouldn't care if he was uke, so long as he got something from it; but then again, he has slight--hah, so much hah--control issues. So he would have to feel he had some measure of control over the situation.

Well, that and it's hot. >3> *is done trying to be coherent, kthnx*

[askerian]

... I think I like the way you think. ♥

[oxbonkus.livejournal.com]

...So do I. >D

[(Anonymous)]

Some how I can't see it happening if either of them were sober. Maybe if both of them were really, really hammered, with Kyuunaru too drunk to tell the difference between Itachi and Sasuke and Itachi being very, very bored and fairly drunk but no where near Kyuunaru's level of soused.

Of course, it all ends with Naruto waking up in a strange hotel room with "NOT BAD, LITTLE BROTHER" written on his ass(which hurts).

[strikeredkite.livejournal.com]

xDDDDDDDDDDD

[askerian]

AHAHAHAHA. XDDDDDD This wins. *loves*

[kyutaru.livejournal.com]

I think that'd just add another reason for Sasuke to want to kill Itachi...

"HOW DARE YOU TAKE NARUTO BEFORE ME!"

[mandy347.livejournal.com]

Why are we all assuming Itachi even has a libido?

[kohikari.livejournal.com]

HEAR HEAR.

[askerian]

because it's not fun otherwise. ;__;

[tricia1224.livejournal.com]

Kyuunaru would top, claws down. There is no way he would submit to a human (no matter how hot). To Kyuu it would be fun to fight and dominate anyone. Especially someone who was Akatsuke (sp), he was told anything wearing a black cloak with red clouds or anyone from sound was all his.

Sasuke? <.<

[kontradiction.livejournal.com]

For some strange reason I keep trying to factor in what Sasuke would do if he was there too? O.o I think Kyuunaru would be pissed about Itachi waltzing into his territory and thinking he had some claim on Kyuunarus bitch; there would be much arm and leg breakage before any smexing happened and even then it's just to show Sasuke who's the Alpha male in his world.

Itachi would take the bottoming like a solder and wait for the right moment to rip Kyuunaru's throat out whilst he's distracted by the truly important business of cumming. Then it's time to saunter off to kill Sakura and the kits...

Sasuke is... Gah! he's probably be too fucked up by either Kyuunaru or itachi to stop either of them. (not that he wouldn't try!)

[(Anonymous)]

the only possible answer would be that both top. With Sasuke in the middle. ^_^

[askerian]

... i can get behind that. *ç*

[stardustonsable.livejournal.com]

...Itachi.
Its a stretch either way but I cant see Kyuunaru letting anyone on top long enough to get anything done...unless Itachi was riding him...

[flowerflute.livejournal.com]

If Kyuu is in one of his lazyamusedsated states, he'd probably get a kick from bringing Itachi to the point of -wanting- to bang him. And he'd totally top from the bottom. And the whole 'I could stop smirking and enjoying the ride at any time and crush your hips to powder with my *thighs*, but you're pleasing me at the moment' thing, prrrRrrr.