u.u;;;;;

[askerian]

So. Anyone interested in a fake flame war? (fake as in not using a thin veneer of fakeness to vent what you really think; if you have issues with me or other posters there, either air it out civilly or keep it to yourself plz. D: just saying, anon comments are on, but so is IP detection)

But, er, things like... Fake reviews (for fics that exist, and even fics that don't!), and fake "omg your fandom opinions suck HINATA IS SO A MAN STEALING WHORE" and stuff. And then other people could snark at them. Or something. At first since a few people say they like seeing me rant (;_;) I figured I'd let them fake!review me and I'd RAWR back, but hogging all the fun of self-righteous wrath!! >O is kinda selfish. XD;

Or hey, even post your real "WTF, tell me you didn't really say that" reviews, too, so we can bury you under tons of "why am I hearing the perfect comeback NOW, months after the fact??" moments. XD

So... yeah. I'm not even sure what I expect this to end up as, but who knows, with luck it will be funny. >.>;;;



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ahahaha i totally lose. I tried to find something to retort and I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH. XDDDDDD you people kill me. EVIL. XD

Comments

[darksea.livejournal.com]

((Going my own way here...))

Dude, so I was, like, reading your "Teamwork" thing the other day? And it was, like, SO COOL, you know, I just HAD to read it all at once, so I like totally skipped out on class and stuff. But dude, you gotta get rid of Sakura, cuz she's got, like, pink hair, and, you know, no chest. NO CHEST. How can you expect manly guys like Naruto and Sasuke to stick with a boobless chick? It just ain't RIGHT, man. They should, like, totally walk out on her and go with someone better, like, you know, Hinata or something. Yeah. You should use Hinata instead. I'd so totally do Hinata.

Dude! What if it was Hinata and some other big breasted chick! Like, if Naruto made a girly bunshin or something, cuz his Sexy-no-Jutsu is HOT, man. And seriously, two manly dudes liek Naruto and Sasuke? There's, like, NO WAY they'd get turned on by each other. It's the BOOBs. They need more boobs. And a girl a piece. You know?

Anyway, it was a totally rad story, man.

((... and I'm a girl. I should feel violated.))

[arminaskitty.livejournal.com]

........*twitch*..............*snerk*............*cough*..........WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAH *tries to breath* AHAHAHAHSHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA*Chokes**Dies*
*In hel- er- heaven* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Satan:*chucks rock* Shut the F**k up already! You're dead!
nice valley girl, you're awesome. I think I need to try the... if I can...
A.S.

[darksea.livejournal.com]

((It was supposed to be Valley Dude (see the icons I've been using), but oh well. I'll not complain.

My problem was that, every time I tried to reread totally walk out on her I kept on reading it as totally wank out on her instead. -.-; ))

[arminaskitty.livejournal.com]

*cough*cough* *whistles innocently*