u.u;;;;;

[askerian]

So. Anyone interested in a fake flame war? (fake as in not using a thin veneer of fakeness to vent what you really think; if you have issues with me or other posters there, either air it out civilly or keep it to yourself plz. D: just saying, anon comments are on, but so is IP detection)

But, er, things like... Fake reviews (for fics that exist, and even fics that don't!), and fake "omg your fandom opinions suck HINATA IS SO A MAN STEALING WHORE" and stuff. And then other people could snark at them. Or something. At first since a few people say they like seeing me rant (;_;) I figured I'd let them fake!review me and I'd RAWR back, but hogging all the fun of self-righteous wrath!! >O is kinda selfish. XD;

Or hey, even post your real "WTF, tell me you didn't really say that" reviews, too, so we can bury you under tons of "why am I hearing the perfect comeback NOW, months after the fact??" moments. XD

So... yeah. I'm not even sure what I expect this to end up as, but who knows, with luck it will be funny. >.>;;;



-- edit
ahahaha i totally lose. I tried to find something to retort and I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH. XDDDDDD you people kill me. EVIL. XD

Comments

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

omg i leik totully luv ur werk!!!1! but u gotta add my charrie, ull luv her see she's naruto's identicl twin sister jennifer (named after my bestest best friend ever!!) and they were seperated at birth but he remembers her enoguh to base his sexy-jootsu on her except she wears clothes (hot topic cute!) and her hair is purple (a much better purple than hinaats or anko's, though!!!) and her eyes are silver this is a very important plot point because the hokage of star sealed the ten-tail invisible pink unicorn into her at birth and it means that she can kick all the tails' asses and do amazing healing and sing so that all the animals come to purr at her feet and see you love her now so you gotta write a storie about her! i'll tell you the whole thing in email and then you can write it for me.

[(Anonymous)]

...

I think I broke something laughing ^^

[dacaktty.livejournal.com]

*chokes and twitches*

[ryouseiteki.livejournal.com]

My... my brain. D: omg diaf

ROFL

[flourite-roses.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be so scary if I didn't know something like this might actually happen. Dx Also, points for teh lyk, ttly original invisible pink unicorn, that is lyk, sooooo kewl.