u.u;;;;;

[askerian]

So. Anyone interested in a fake flame war? (fake as in not using a thin veneer of fakeness to vent what you really think; if you have issues with me or other posters there, either air it out civilly or keep it to yourself plz. D: just saying, anon comments are on, but so is IP detection)

But, er, things like... Fake reviews (for fics that exist, and even fics that don't!), and fake "omg your fandom opinions suck HINATA IS SO A MAN STEALING WHORE" and stuff. And then other people could snark at them. Or something. At first since a few people say they like seeing me rant (;_;) I figured I'd let them fake!review me and I'd RAWR back, but hogging all the fun of self-righteous wrath!! >O is kinda selfish. XD;

Or hey, even post your real "WTF, tell me you didn't really say that" reviews, too, so we can bury you under tons of "why am I hearing the perfect comeback NOW, months after the fact??" moments. XD

So... yeah. I'm not even sure what I expect this to end up as, but who knows, with luck it will be funny. >.>;;;



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ahahaha i totally lose. I tried to find something to retort and I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH. XDDDDDD you people kill me. EVIL. XD

Comments

[bluefate.livejournal.com]

OMG, why is Sasuke in this threesome? Everyone knows Sasuke is a horrible, traitor who should die. Really, he's so screwed up it's torture not to kill him!! (Not that he doesn't deserve torture for what he puts people through) I mean, come on?!! Even if it's his beloved older brother, what type of idiot follows the directions of the man who murdered their entire family? Any fic with the basis that Sasuke comes back to Konoha is impossible right off the back, because Sasuke has too much pride and forcing it leads to someone's death.
Besides, threesomes never work as a rule. It's wishful thinking.

Also: Why can't you write Gaara? He's only the best character in the series. Naruto may be Jesus, but Gaara actually died and came back to life.

[askerian]

Naruto may be Jesus, but Gaara actually died and came back to life.
... *dies* *is resurrected by the power of Gaara's awesome* *dies again*

[nothri.livejournal.com]

Dude, you should love SakuGaa! I mean, you like NaruSakuSasu, right? And Gaara is like....better than Naruto and Sasuke put together. Literally. He's like....Naruto + Sasuke + batshitinsaneforever! AND ALL HE NEEDS IS LOVE!

[book-people.livejournal.com]

*curled into a ball she's laughing so hard*

[inte-grit-y.livejournal.com]

Also: Why can't you write Gaara? He's only the best character in the series. Naruto may be Jesus, but Gaara actually died and came back to life.

*hands over the interwebs*

If Naruto's Jesus, does that make Sakura some kind of inverted Mary Magdalen a la Dan Brown? She's even got the people who keep trying to call her a whore! XP

[bluefate.livejournal.com]

Ahh! *gets tangled in interwebs*

No, she cut her hair so that she can't clean anyone's feet with it; she denies her duties to fulfil biblical allusions. Hey, why do all the shinobi wear open-toed shoes?...their feet must be filthy...

[inte-grit-y.livejournal.com]

Denying Biblical obligations? Oh, I get it, she's LILITH!!! :DDD Suddenly it all makes perfect sense!

...dirty-footed whores. D: Although I suppose the whole walking-on-water thing's got to earn them some points.