Is it supposed to look like Sasuke's pants are falling down? *grin* It's really cute, though. Sasuke's expression is my favorite part, really. I mean, he's blushing! *squee!*
ummm seeing as I took great pains to include a glimpse of his inner thighs, I can safely say that yes, it's supposed to look like his pants are falling down. XD
*__* aren't they. I wanna write half-crack where he comes back to the village and everyone is going gaga over his easy-access clothes. And then he goes DDD: and points at Sai and um STUFF HAPPENS.
Clearly Sasuke got tired of Naruto never learning to undress him before tying him up; and hence, finally we have deduced the reason behind the gay pirate costume.
By the third time Sasuke's big, gay bow belt snagged on something during their fight thus causing his pants to fall down, Naruto was pretty certain these were not accidents.
'And Sasuke always called me hopeless,' Naruto thought with a snort of disgust. 'At least I know how to buy clothes practical for fighting! Not some stupid oversized pants with a stupid piece of oversized rope for a belt that keeps getting caught on everything.
And why the hell does he keep staring at me like it's my fault every time his pants fall off?
Well, okay, my foot did get caught in it that one time, but I had nothing to do with that stupid tree limb!'
He silently watched as Sasuke readjusted his clothes for the second time. Something was off; that much was certain. His ex-teammate had never been a sloppy ninja.
He didn't have time to wonder about it right then, he realized, leaping to the side as handful of shuriken whizzed by. He glanced up in time to see Sasuke grab for his sword, and Naruto ran toward him, intent on tackling him before he could draw the weapon.
He didn't get to him in time, but his momentum was too strong to stop once he realized the sheath of Sasuke's sword had loosened his stupid belt.
Pants fell for the third time right as Naruto tackled him.
He wasted no time pinning Sasuke's hands to the ground and quickly took stock of the situation. He was lying on top of Sasuke, between his legs in fact. Between Sasuke's bare legs, his mind quickly amended. Bare legs that were not kicking him off. Come to think of it, his arms weren't really resisting either. And pants that keep conveniently falling off...
Naruto grinned down at Sasuke. "All you had to do was ask, man."
Ok. He could figure this out. He needed to be able to handle decoding these subtle political clues for when he became Hokage.
Ok. So. Sasuke's big, gay bow belt kept coming undone. It was a hint. He just needed to look underneath the underneath, like Kakashi-sensei used to always say. When the big, gay bow would come undone, Sasuke's pants would fall down. Since a big gay bow belt was clearly ineffective; Sasuke must be trying to tell him something. Undone.
AHA! He got it! Sasuke was hinting that he needed knot tying practice, and was too proud to admit he needed help. That was no problem. Naruto knew lots and lots of knots he could teach Sasuke. He had to help Jiraiya with his research for the last book, the one with all the... knots.
Oo it does? Sasuke looks very much in the middle to me. ... perhaps you note your pairings differently. XD;;;
as long as I don't see a big belt under the ass-cape, suspenders or some heavy-duty glue, i'mma gonna assume happily that the rope is all that keeps the pants up. *__*
It's more the fact that he's getting attacked by both Naruto and Sakura... and he's just standing there (although we all know he needs a good cuddle, not that he'll ever admit it x3).
00 Good lord, I think now I want to write something about Konoha trying to figure out exactly what keeps that thing up...
...that bow's been hankering for a nice, big tease, anyways.
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And thank you for the lovely links this morning.
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♥ thanks!
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Happy Shippuden to you too!
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... it's a shiny crack!thought. *__*
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rocks fall; everyone gets laid? XD...YOU'LL GET NOTHING BUT ENABLING FROM ME FOR THAT SHINY IDEA!!! ♥no subject
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DRABBLE IT FOR ME PLZ????? *_______*
I already wrote the good part unfortunately... >.>
And why the hell does he keep staring at me like it's my fault every time his pants fall off?
Well, okay, my foot did get caught in it that one time, but I had nothing to do with that stupid tree limb!'
He silently watched as Sasuke readjusted his clothes for the second time. Something was off; that much was certain. His ex-teammate had never been a sloppy ninja.
He didn't have time to wonder about it right then, he realized, leaping to the side as handful of shuriken whizzed by. He glanced up in time to see Sasuke grab for his sword, and Naruto ran toward him, intent on tackling him before he could draw the weapon.
He didn't get to him in time, but his momentum was too strong to stop once he realized the sheath of Sasuke's sword had loosened his stupid belt.
Pants fell for the third time right as Naruto tackled him.
He wasted no time pinning Sasuke's hands to the ground and quickly took stock of the situation. He was lying on top of Sasuke, between his legs in fact. Between Sasuke's bare legs, his mind quickly amended. Bare legs that were not kicking him off. Come to think of it, his arms weren't really resisting either. And pants that keep conveniently falling off...
Naruto grinned down at Sasuke. "All you had to do was ask, man."
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Ok. So. Sasuke's
big, gay bowbelt kept coming undone. It was a hint. He just needed to look underneath the underneath, like Kakashi-sensei used to always say. When thebig, gay bowwould come undone, Sasuke's pants would fall down. Since abig gay bowbelt was clearly ineffective; Sasuke must be trying to tell him something. Undone.AHA! He got it! Sasuke was hinting that he needed knot tying practice, and was too proud to admit he needed help. That was no problem. Naruto knew lots and lots of knots he could teach Sasuke. He had to help Jiraiya with his research for the last book, the one with all the... knots.
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Dawwwe tis so kyute. <3<3
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♥♥♥ thanks!
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>.> For all we know, the butt-bow's the only thing holding the pants up. Canon hasn't exactly speculated much on that. :3
Hey... there's an idea... shock Sasuke senseless with some well-timed glomps and kisses and drag him back to Konoha.
There's not exactly much use for the butt-bow other than that, in any case.
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as long as I don't see a big belt under the ass-cape, suspenders or some heavy-duty glue, i'mma gonna assume happily that the rope is all that keeps the pants up. *__*
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00 Good lord, I think now I want to write something about Konoha trying to figure out exactly what keeps that thing up...
...that bow's been hankering for a nice, big tease, anyways.
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and yes, for youtube links, you kick some major butt!
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Sakura: *smooch*
Sasuke: OMGWTF!?
Teehee. ^_^