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windandwater has a copy of this convo up too, but mine is obviously superior. there's

rayemars ~~breaking~~ comments too as well. u.u

askerian: *... is not a bnf* ;_;

rayemars: *said nothing!*

askerian: when i vaguely mentioned to sera about my fangirls, she chanted BNF at me for a hour XD;; she's mean

rayemars: *snickerfit*

askerian: she's the real power behind my throne. <.<

askerian: i want you to be prepared, for the day she betrays me and steals my kinkdom. >D

rayemars: If I considered you a BNF, I would be forced to stop mentioning that I talked with you as intros to posts. So I don't. *grin*

askerian: ...............XD whut?

rayemars: When the unnatural amounts of shouta start appearing, I'll take notice.

askerian: LMAO

windandwater: ..................................

windandwater: WHUT

windandwater: SHOUTA

windandwater: SHOUTA?!

askerian: >D

windandwater: WHY WOULD SHOUTA SHOWING UP AUTOMATICALLY POINT TO ME?1

windandwater: ............................. don't answer that

askerian: ... you don't really want me to--ahaha.

rayemars: *snerk!*

rayemars: If it helps, tell her it was you explaining Saki-chan to me?

askerian: ... lmao.

rayemars: Well, that is kinda why Sera=shouta in my mind.

askerian: ... oh SERA XDD

windandwater: .............. but saki-chan isn't shouta

windandwater: she's LOLI

askerian: she's 13

windandwater: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

askerian: ALSO A BOY

windandwater: LOLI

windandwater: YOU WILL NOT CONVINCE ME SAKI-CHAN IS NOT LOLI

askerian: SHE HAS A DICK

windandwater: PRETTY PRETTY GOTHIC LOLI IS LACE AND RUFFLES, SOFT SILK AGAINST PERFUMED SKIN

windandwater: AND

askerian: AND NARUTO IS GAY FOR HER.

askerian: GAY

windandwater: WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN

askerian: BOY.

askerian: SHOUTA.

windandwater: DICKGIRLS ARE STILL GIRLS

askerian: SASUKE ISNT.

rayemars: ....

rayemars: ShoutaLoli?

rayemars: With all the crossdressing in Japan, I'm surpised there's not a category already.

askerian: something like that. XD

windandwater: a category of crossdressing?

windandwater: you mean boys as girls?

windandwater: i forget what it's called

windandwater: not elegant gothic aristocrat, that's for older women

askerian: ooohh.

windandwater: *now thinking about it*

askerian: KNOWLEDGEABLE I SEE.

rayemars: ...............

rayemars: Now I'm a little scared of her.

windandwater: ........................... SHUT UP

windandwater: OR I'LL WRITE SAKI USING SEXY NO JUTSU

windandwater: THEN IT WILL BE LOLI

askerian: >D OOOH I'M SCARED.

windandwater: ,................................. I HATE YOU SO MUCH

askerian: SO YOU ADMIT IT ISNT LOLI NOW.

windandwater: NO IT WILL BE LOLI

windandwater: IT'S ALWAYS LOLI

askerian: YOU DO AHAHAHAHA I WIN.

windandwater: ............. i think it's called "dandy"

windandwater: when boys dress pretty

askerian: that's not crossdressing.

askerian: you lose.

rayemars: ....make that not a "little."

askerian: >D

windandwater: no no, it includes boys dressing gothic loli

askerian: If you say so. you're the expert in LITTLE BOYS CROSSDRESSING after all.

windandwater: no, usually the little boys end up naked, really

windandwater: =D

rayemars: ....

windandwater: except saki, because she's such a shy girl iyaaa~n

askerian: with a dick.

windandwater: unless she's sexy no jutsu

windandwater: and wants naruto to take her precious virginity

askerian: u.u snj!saki would be missing the point of saki, though.

askerian: ...........

askerian: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

windandwater: I WILL BREAK YOU

askerian: *DENIES ALL KNOWLEDGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF ANYTHING SAKI*

askerian: enjoy, she's all yours. part-time dick and all.

rayemars: My brain my brain waaaaah.

windandwater: Saki: Naruto-kun... please, make me a real woman~!

askerian: .... ;.;

windandwater: FATALITY

askerian: NNNNOOO

windandwater: FLAWLESS VICTORY

windandwater: *goes to post this on LJ*

askerian: LIAR I WON THE FIRST ROUND

askerian: ... HEY i wanted to post it too ;_;

rayemars: I'm just going to go curl up in a corner, I think.

rayemars: Yes.

rayemars: A corner.

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... I would say that I feel sorry for

rayemars, but that would be a lie.

=D!

So, which is your poison: dickgirl!Saki or shy!virgin!Saki waiting to be deflowered?

. . . Can I just pick neither and pretend this whole night never happened?

... I do not apologize for the casualties in this war between Asuka and I.

So should I put you down for dickgirl?

;_;

. . . Considering what the other option is, yes. I'll side with dickgirl.

=D!

That's the spirit!

I vote shy!virgin!dickgirl waiting to be deflowered. *fencesitter*

*makes another mark on a clipboard*

Well, that would certainly be loli.

Not according to way too much of the shouta I've read...

... should I just yell "IT'S A TRAP" to settle this?

*bewildered stare of "doesn't get the reference"* How about "it's just kinky yay"?

It's from 4chan. XD;; A trap is a really pretty girl who ends up actually being a guy, i.e.: Bridget from Guilty Gear.

Kinky works for me, though.

Be glad you've avoided this particular area of 4chan. Really. Some of those LFBs are really scary.

Is it wrong that I am no longer surprised by the concept of shoutaloli? *considers*

XD

u.u The presence of the Sera amongst us is like a poison that slowly eats at ambient purity.

in other words, nope. :D

*EATS YOU*
*IN A TOTALLY UNSEXY WAY*

If only I could believe that icon.

My purity (!) is being eroded XD

HOW COULD YOU NOT BELIEVE THE ICON? IT TELLS NO LIES.

*looks at icon* Heavens, is that what they call it these days? The Other me? Maybe he has to take this 'other me' in hand.

~~Preferably with lube.~~

:O!

You don't know YuGiOh? ~~I'm sure Yami and Yugi use plenty.~~

Vaguely. Mainly from saturday morning dubs. He's an ancient Egyptian pharaoh who fought evil and is now reincarnated? I think? No?

But I did recently read a very nice Yami/Yugi change-bodies-and-watch-each-other-jack-off-fic.

Which, uh, proves my purity? Yes? *shifty eyes*

Ancient Egyptian pharaoh whose soul was locked away into a puzzle until his One Twu Lub and SoulMate frees him. >_>;; Well, that's how I viewed the series, at any rate.

You're only slightly more pure than I am!

Ah, the unedited version I see. But I wasn't even half way there... *sucketh*

Yay! I think...? I should cross check your references, they're, um *looks up* not looking too swell.

Anyway, how could I say no to voyeurism?

;___; I have very good references for my pervosity! But don't listen to Asuka, because she lies like a jealous lying thing.

Voyeurism! YAY!

Pervosity? And here I thought we were talking about purity. My mistake :D Good icon to prove your point. He must be a cult like figure in your beliefs ^___^

There's just something about voyeurism I like. It could be worse.

*snerkchokedies* Ohhh man... and I thought the conversations *I* have with my friends are weird...

lol

that was insane

:D

dickgirls? \o/

*laughs so hard she cries*
That...
is just......
*bursts our laughing again*

PEE ESSSZ
I vote dickgirl!Saki. <3<3

... the dickgirl option is popular tonight.

off topic but It took me a second to understand your Icon and gah It's very funnie ^.^ And I too vote for Dickgirl!Saki

*laughs ass off*

And what would one call a young futa? Not sure...