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I'm praying for a NarutoxSakura ending with a little male Naruto as the baby. Sasuke is just to cold, and solitary to be anything close to marriage material. But, thats just my opinion. xD
Wait.
What.
HELLO? SOMEONE JUST MISSED THE POINT BY THREE THOUSAND MILES.
When I said this fic was NaruSasuSaku, threesome, not triangle, this was exactly what I meant.
They are not going to break up into a couple and an outsider. They are a threesome, and they are going to grow closer, as a threesome and as the three individual couples, and they will be happy, all three of them.
Also, it kinda stinks of "zomg Sasuke doesn't deserve Sakura, Naruto is sooo much better than him." *hiss*
Love isn't a goddamn competition. Sakura doesn't give a shit that Naruto would probably be more openly affectionate; he would also be more goofy, embarrass her in public, she would have to beat manners into him regularly, and he would possibly be unreliable for small daily details. If she still wants the kind of traditional marriage she seemed to want as a little girl, Sasuke is a better husband. (maybe not a better lover, but a better husband.)
And if she had to give up on Sasuke to have Naruto? Sakura would most probably choose not to date either of them than to just date Naruto. Sasuke and Naruto are close. They're damn close. Not traditionally, maybe, but there's a bond there and she knows it. Dating Naruto would be constantly throwing in Sasuke's face that he wasn't good enough and now that they're done bonding over their common desire to get Sasuke back where he belongs -- with them -- Naruto and Sakura can finally grow past him and into the truelove they were meant to have, and that now they have more important things in their lives than him, namely each other. She would never do that to Sasuke, when she isn't in love with Naruto in the first place. (I'm not saying people can't write her as eventually falling for Naruto, but right now in canon, it sure looks like she loves him, but isn't in love with him, and that's all the difference in the world.)
(So if there hadn't been the baby, Naruto probably would have ended up with Hinata -- except Hinata is with Kiba oh snap! Ino, then, maybe; Sakura with Lee, and ZOMG Sasuke would have died old, miserable and alone just likehe deserves.
That or with Neji. Because homosexuals who fit Sasuke's standards of kickassery in Konoha aren't that common, so hey. u.u
But it wouldn't have mattered, because they would still be a team, and who they shack up with really is secondary.)
Also, what the fuck is this obsession of fanpoodles to have all kids be a little clone of one of the parents? Or sometimes a sue-mix where they take the best characteristics on both sides and throw them together in a wobbly little construct without any originality? hsssss.
I was tempted to pull out a spoiler about the baby to illustrate my point, but I will just say this: My mother has no imagination of her own, and my father only reads sports magazines. My grandmother thinks towel embroidery is all the kind of art one needs in their life, and more than that is silly, pointless flights of fancy. So where do I get the story crafting and the love of books and the drawing? Where do I get my laziness, when my father started working at 16 and my mother has two jobs and loves them both? Answer: I DIDN'T GET THEM FROM ANYONE, THEY'RE MINE. JUST MINE. Babies aren't paper dolls onto which you paste the mom's smile and the father's shishi rendan and the grandfather's police chief-ness and whatnot. They're people, and some of what they are might be SIMILAR to what their parents are, but they're not mix'n'match copies, goddamnit.
Rrrgh.
I'm praying for a NarutoxSakura ending with a little male Naruto as the baby. Sasuke is just to cold, and solitary to be anything close to marriage material. But, thats just my opinion. xD
Wait.
What.
HELLO? SOMEONE JUST MISSED THE POINT BY THREE THOUSAND MILES.
When I said this fic was NaruSasuSaku, threesome, not triangle, this was exactly what I meant.
They are not going to break up into a couple and an outsider. They are a threesome, and they are going to grow closer, as a threesome and as the three individual couples, and they will be happy, all three of them.
Also, it kinda stinks of "zomg Sasuke doesn't deserve Sakura, Naruto is sooo much better than him." *hiss*
Love isn't a goddamn competition. Sakura doesn't give a shit that Naruto would probably be more openly affectionate; he would also be more goofy, embarrass her in public, she would have to beat manners into him regularly, and he would possibly be unreliable for small daily details. If she still wants the kind of traditional marriage she seemed to want as a little girl, Sasuke is a better husband. (maybe not a better lover, but a better husband.)
And if she had to give up on Sasuke to have Naruto? Sakura would most probably choose not to date either of them than to just date Naruto. Sasuke and Naruto are close. They're damn close. Not traditionally, maybe, but there's a bond there and she knows it. Dating Naruto would be constantly throwing in Sasuke's face that he wasn't good enough and now that they're done bonding over their common desire to get Sasuke back where he belongs -- with them -- Naruto and Sakura can finally grow past him and into the truelove they were meant to have, and that now they have more important things in their lives than him, namely each other. She would never do that to Sasuke, when she isn't in love with Naruto in the first place. (I'm not saying people can't write her as eventually falling for Naruto, but right now in canon, it sure looks like she loves him, but isn't in love with him, and that's all the difference in the world.)
(So if there hadn't been the baby, Naruto probably would have ended up with Hinata -- except Hinata is with Kiba oh snap! Ino, then, maybe; Sakura with Lee, and ZOMG Sasuke would have died old, miserable and alone just likehe deserves.
That or with Neji. Because homosexuals who fit Sasuke's standards of kickassery in Konoha aren't that common, so hey. u.u
But it wouldn't have mattered, because they would still be a team, and who they shack up with really is secondary.)
Also, what the fuck is this obsession of fanpoodles to have all kids be a little clone of one of the parents? Or sometimes a sue-mix where they take the best characteristics on both sides and throw them together in a wobbly little construct without any originality? hsssss.
I was tempted to pull out a spoiler about the baby to illustrate my point, but I will just say this: My mother has no imagination of her own, and my father only reads sports magazines. My grandmother thinks towel embroidery is all the kind of art one needs in their life, and more than that is silly, pointless flights of fancy. So where do I get the story crafting and the love of books and the drawing? Where do I get my laziness, when my father started working at 16 and my mother has two jobs and loves them both? Answer: I DIDN'T GET THEM FROM ANYONE, THEY'RE MINE. JUST MINE. Babies aren't paper dolls onto which you paste the mom's smile and the father's shishi rendan and the grandfather's police chief-ness and whatnot. They're people, and some of what they are might be SIMILAR to what their parents are, but they're not mix'n'match copies, goddamnit.
Rrrgh.