*shudder*

[askerian]

So I was reading this marysue fic... It was horribly, ridiculous over-the-top.

Product of scientific experiments, born and raised in a lab... Holder of the two tailed shark... Mother of Kisame -- which explained his chakra reserves and his appearance -- and yet still somehow waifish-16 year old of appearance... Wise beyond her years, and perpetually enshrouded in sadness... Powerful enough to destroy the planet...

She had to fight her own son omgnoes. FINAL SHOWDOWN.

Of course, also beeautiful, and with long, shiny, black, flowing, smooth hair down to her knees. And Neji, Sasuke and Itachi loved her. And kyuunaru wanted her to be his mate.



... and yet I kept thinking "well, shit, MarySues are horrible, but I really want to know the end."




... and then I woke up.

MY BRAIN. SHE BETRAYED ME.

Comments

[mya-in-ab.livejournal.com]

Are you serious? Did this fic Actually end with the classic cop-out "I woke up"-ness?

[askerian]

... *giggles* No, hon. I mean I woke up. I was dreaming the fic.

[mya-in-ab.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever dreamed quite like that before. I've continued already started plots, but this is quite unique.

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

I just laughed until I cried. Just FYI.

[anatinea.livejournal.com]

You know you've read too much badfic when....XD XD XD

[askerian]

YOU MOCK MY PAIN. ;__;

yeah, me too. but only after i got over the DBZ-conditioned "wait. wait! does she destroy the earth or not??" reaction.

[askerian]

u.u;;; *sniffle*

OMGZUKOSQUEE.

[askerian]

Sometimes it happens, but usually I lose them when I wake up. Or it seemed to make sense while I was dreaming and yet it really doesn't. Yesterday I dreamed I had to wear a homemade christian schoolgirl uniform and I was running all around the house to find the pieces of it. While making myself pigtails. and swearing a lot because they weren't parallel and the same size. yyeeah. =___=;

[mya-in-ab.livejournal.com]

Meh, the pigtails are never the same size. It's cuz the part down the middle is never quite perfect.

I know I dreamed up several continuations of Garou while waiting around for details of your plans for it...most somewhere along the lines of drawing out the angst and 'omgosh I can't infect you'-tensioness. ^_^

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

Uh... that's quite disturbing. Maybe the weird quota is filled up now?

O.o

[askerian]

T___T *cries on you*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

There, there, I once dreamt about team seven peeling off Kakashi's mask to reveal he was a ninjadog.

Clearly fandom has a way of eating our brains.

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

*pats* There, there...

I'm sure there are worse bad!fics out there.

[bemysty.livejournal.com]

...loses out against my (unfortunately very frequent T^T) wtf dreams, sorry to say.

But still! *points and laughs till she turns blue*

[askerian]

*mocked* D:

[askerian]

.... *snrk*

Fandom is evil like that. u_u;;;

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

Your subconscious is trying to tell your something. You have a secret OTP for MarySue/Konoha gang-banging! XD

[askerian]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.

well, gangbanging is a given. *cough*

[hitori-toshiro.livejournal.com]

J'ai regardé toute la saison 1 d'avatar hier à cause de toi au lieu de bosser, et avatar c'est trop bien, et tu es le mal, parce que c'est toi qu'en avait parlé je sais pus quand et que personne connait et que maintenant je veux la saison 2. Voila.

[askerian]

muahahahahahaha.

je sais pas où trouver un pack de la saison deux par contre, je les downloade au fur et à mesure. Y a bien avatar_episodes où les gens postent des liens, mais ils marchent pas forcément tous tout le temps. ^^;

*supportive snuggles*

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

*supportive snuggles* It's ok, hun...I have the _weirdest_ dreams, so I'm used to it. That one isn't _that_ bad...ok, no, it's bad. *>.<*

Sounds like the first installment of "SUPER!SUE's SUPER!ADVENTURES" or something. *>.<*

Ack...I know, not funny.

I once dreamed Sasuke and Naruto were in love with me, instead of Sakura (as per my OT3). There was a lot of drama, including breaking up because I didn't feel loved (or some such rot), getting with Kakashi (Oooh, le smex!), and playing badminton with Shikamaru. Then I experience near-death so we all cry and get back together, after which it is revealed that I'm pregnant, with twins; had Naruto-hair, Sasuke-skin, and my eyes, while the other had my hair, Naruto-eyes, and Sasuke's smirk...I woke up and promised I would never reveal such a dream to _anyone_. I break this vow for you. Smile, Askerian. It could be worse. [Truly, I understand brain-betrayal.] *dies of el shame*

Vale!

~ Monique ~

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

The dark side is calling you! Give your soul to the gods of badfic, and thousands of reviews shall be yours! :P

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

I don't mock you. I'm laughing with you. But that description. Oh my God, it was the most beautifully bad thing EVAR. It could win the internets.

[askerian]

No, no, you're definitely mocking me. T_T

[narsksas.livejournal.com]

Well now, that doesn't beat some of the weird I've had/heard, but it sure made my day to read that.

And is it a bad thing that when you said your brain was female, I had to stop and think about mine? Even worse, I came to the conclusion mine is male?

[bluemist617.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Naruto Sues?
Never actually seen one before.

[(Anonymous)]

Poor, poor Asuka.

You need to show your brain who's the boss around here. I find that most problems can be solved with violence, and this one is no different.

-- Guile

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

Icon love. @_@

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

Oh hells. X_X

I'm sorry? Look at it this way - it could have been worse. She could have ended up the center of a graphic boy-pile with...

Oh, wait. This was a dream, right?

Maybe the boy-pile would have been more enjoyable. **snicker**

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

/petpetcuddle

>.>;

[zero-mercy.livejournal.com]

.........I....don't quite know what to say. *snugs Asuka*

Re: *supportive snuggles*

[askerian]

............................... D:

*shuns you*

... XDD man, that's way worse than mine. *cuddles with* ♥

[askerian]

NO! NO, I MUST RESIST -- Reviews? Really? :D I'll be right over.

[askerian]

... *doesn't love you anymore* T_T

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

She's lying, actually. I mean, I tried that (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2650795/1/), and one review for every two thousand words is hardly what I'd call a worthy response to that sort of sacrifice. Badfic gods are, as it were, good at recruiting, but they don't seem to be much on customer service.

OTOH, watching a talented writer take on those sorts of memes can often be a worthwhile guilty pleasure, so maybe I shouldn't be trying to discourage you...

Ja, -n

Re: *supportive snuggles*

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

............................... *x.x*

*is shunned*

Asuka! *le gasp* You betray me! First my brain, now you! *sniffles* I broke my vow of silence for you! Oh, my heart! She weeps! *weeping of el corazon [<3]*

You know, it's not that much worse.

...

Ok ... yes it is. *cuddles*

Vale!

~ Monique ~

[ithilgwath.livejournal.com]

*blink* You dreamed you were reading bad fanfic?


...and I thought I had strange dreams.



by the by... though I've been following your journal for a longish while now, i realised i never actually friended. i hope you don't mind if i do?

[bookem-dano.livejournal.com]

Hi! Could I please use your "T7_Chibi beasts" icon? I'll be sure to credit!

[askerian]

Sure, go for it ^__^ (oooh your sasu/naru icon is the sex :O)

[askerian]

... yeah. I totally did. x_x;;;; *DED OF SHAME*

Hee! *does yay!friended dance* ♥

[bluemist617.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ^_^

It was from kookyz.

[bookem-dano.livejournal.com]

Eee, thank you! (My friend made it for me 'cause I love narusasu!)

[spiralingvortex.livejournal.com]

At first I thought this was a real fic. What if this is a sign of the near-by future?!

[askerian]

.... D:

[3-jane.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you on having "Teamwork" named as one of the Featured Fics on Mediaminer. (It's one of my favorite stories, so I thought I'd delurk for a moment. :D) Well done!