AHHH OMG SO BORED.

[askerian]

Like the title says. Boooored.

It's too hot to think properly. I hope I adapt soon. T_T

Tried to write; can't. Teamwork!Sasuke isn't talking, I don't know what happens next in the cyborg fic, and the NaruNeji furrysex is not happening. And I don't feel up to working on that genderbending ItaSasu thing.

So um yeah. Ask me questions about my fics. Ask characters from my fics random stuff. Ask about what happened to this or that fic I was writing or talking about ages ago. Pimp goodfic to me. Talk to me about fandom stuff. Give suggestions on polls I should make. LOVE ME PLZ. ;_;



Also, while Sasukemuse and Narutomuse are bitching at each other about how "the kid is MINE", Haruno Yukihiro is smiling benevolently, secure in the knowledge that there's a good chance the brat will look like Sakura's side of the family too much to tell for a good long while.
(I have decided that for bloodred+white to make pink, the bloodred gene needs to be codominant. XD At least black eyes are probably mandatory for the Sharingan; still, the new Uchiha clan isn't going to look much like the old one.)



EDIT.
Aaaand bed time for me. Did I mention that tomorrow morning I'm leaving on a camping trip in the mountains with my family? No? Oops. bah, it's just a weekend. I'll be back Sunday evening, unless we get lost in the mountains.

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[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

Well, the new chapter is coming soon!

[askerian]

Of Naruto? I've read it already. It's all boring exposition. ;_; besides Kakashi/Naruto interaction feels so superficial and empty to me. u_u;;

[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

It's out?! o.o

...That’s horrible. I was hoping we'd get something good, the Akatsuki or something.

You could draw a boy and girl version of the baby, that way you wouldn't give away it's gender and make Yukihiro happy. Maybe?


How did you come up with the fic were Sakura looses her virginity? And what about Sasuke and Naruto? How did they lose theirs?

[askerian]

I got the raw and a quick translation in a forum, I didn't want to wait for the scanlation.

The baby just looks like a baby. ^^; I'm too lazy and doubt i'll be writing Teamwork long enough to need to know what it looks like.


Ahaha. At first I really just didn't want to fall into the "girl has NO experience, boy is a player" cliche, so I mentioned offhandedly that she had some experience before. (and she lost her virginity, but it wasn't anything all that special. XD Then I dunno, I tried to guess which boy she had lost it with, but I couldn't see her having a tryst with anyone, and I certainly didn't want her to date Lee, go so far as to having sex with him, and then break up with him. It would have been cruel. So it meant creating an OC. And the OC needed a place to be from and possibly other OCs in the background, and Sakura needed a reason to be there, and her team needed to be elsewhere because otherwise she wouldn't have considered it at all, and I was wondering how civilians view ninjas. Also, culture shock = ♥ ♥ ♥ So... yeah.)

Then I decided that Sasuke was too antisocial and too focused on other things to really bother with relationships that didn't force themselves on him. IE, he was a virgin before The Night, and i'm not even sure he ever kissed anyone since his *chokecoughhahaha* first kiss with Naruto. XD

Then I decided that Naruto flirted a lot, and fantasized even more, and got to read, amongst others, Jiraiya's dirty novels, even though personally he doesn't find them THAT special. And he's got a few of Kyuubi's memories on sex.

Aaaand... the only girls he's close to in the village are Ino, Hinata, Tenten sort of, Shizune and Sakura. (and Tsunade but ahahaha she's not a girl. no way.) He doesn't know what to talk about with the civilian girls, and the ninja girls avoid him due to his bad rep. When he got on his trips with Jiraiya, he got to make out a few times... Maybe masturbation, mayyyybe a blowjob... but no actual intercourse.

... so he was technically a virgin too, even though he had a lot more information about what he liked and how to get it than Sasuke. XD

I could have made him have had sex during his trips, but it really amuses me way too much to have the boys be virgins and Sakura be the only one with actual experience, even as underwhelming as it was.

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

I know you have some knowledge of the whole Kingdom Hearts thing, so <a href="http://mousapelli.livejournal.com/283710.html>have a whole slew of screencaps for the Chain of Memories game</a>? Mouseapelli's commentary on everything is frickin' <i>hilarious</i>.

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

...interesting.

So have a whole slew of screencaps for the Chain of Memories game (http://mousapelli.livejournal.com/283710.html)? It's Mouseapelli's commentary on them that's really tbe best part--frickin' hilarious.

[askerian]

wow weird, the link showed up alright in my alert email. O_o

thanks, will check it out. ^_^

(oh and i tried writing the Sai/Sasu twins thinger, but my brain refused to work ;_;)

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

I have no faith in anything LJ does any more, so I'm not that surprised. Well, okay, kinda surprised it worked in one form, but still.

(Excuses.)

Randomness goes here

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

New Uchiha clan = a myriad of shades of red hair + all-but-glowingly red eyes. Family reunions... I can see it now. The Blood Clan of Konoha, or some such scary moniker.

Now if only Konoha managed to get Hatake hair through the entire Hyuuga clan, you'd wind up with something like the Monochrome Clans of Konoha.

I still think it would be extremely amusing (and ebil-rumor-worthy) to see Gaara and firstkid meet.

Re: Randomness goes here

[askerian]

Indeed. Except from Naruto's progeny, who will probably have blue or green eyes. And the few non-sharingan-bearing Sasuke's progeny, who might have gray or green eyes.

... Ow, my brain. Kakashi/Hinata WRYYY. (... one of the kids get Yukihiro hair, maybe it will have the same effect. XD but ahaha no. I'm not doing the "so and so's daughter marries so and so's son and they have kids with speshul and illogical hair colors that prove how harmoniously their bloods and powers and speshulness get exponentially augmented by crossbreeding" thing.)


If I remember it, i'll be sure to add in a rumor about one of the kids being Gaara's bastard. Oh, that would be so fun. "He even has green eyes!! PROOF!!" "...dude, the MOTHER has green eyes." "... oh, right."

[askerian]

... XD Kyuubi is always cool is a Fire element kitsune (at least in Teamwork). He can never be too hot. ~.^

[askerian]

*giggles* mmmh, crack. So cute. XD

[kylara.livejournal.com]

Hnn... Okay. :D I want to know about Teamwork-Sakura's thoughts regarding the baby's daddy. Worries, insecurities, inner turmoils, etc.

Or whatever you're willing to share on the matter. :D

[askerian]

Ahh. Hmm. Well, Sakura has pretty much decided that personally she doesn't care, it's her baby, she's going to raise it with her two best friends/boyfriends, the end. But she worries a lot about what it will mean to the boys and how it might drive them apart. She keeps trying to decide which might be worse, and having to remind herself that the decision is a bit out of her hands right now.

Good enough? ^^

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

I don't even know if you abandoned that serious Harry Potter/Naruto thing, but if you didn't, is Sasuke going to remain a prisoner of Voldemort for good?

Am I the only one who thinks Itachi will be extremely giddy at the idea of an Uchiha that has Kyuubi chackra? And can the baby even have Sharingan unless it's Sasuke's?

And I think pink hair and black eyes would most likely look really bad. I can't really imagine it.

[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

When did Sasuke become Voldemort's prisoner? Did I miss a part or something?

[askerian]

That's in the serious crossover, which is on reiyel, one page back. Or go to Reiyel's tags and check out the crossover one. :p

[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

Ne, I know what it is, I just don't remember reading that bit.

*checks* Okay...maybe not ^^;;

I thought they were taking about the ficlets...hey, what happened to thoes? :/

[askerian]

It's not abandoned, just on the shelf waiting for inspiration. ^^; My interest in HP tends to wax and wane in pretty long cycles. (and no, he most definitely won't. In fact by next chapter I expect him to find a way out of there. if i can see the scenes. XD)

Uhh, nnnot really, seeing as he only cares about the Kyuubi himself as a potential sacrifice, and also seeing as he might be rather ambivalent about sullying the legacy of the Uchiha line. But then he might also think that anything is good so long as it gives more power -- but then his issue with the Uchiha wasn't that they weren't powerful enough, but that they had the potential and weren't using it right. so. hmmm. (he most definitely won't be giddy, though. XDDDD)

no, the baby can't have the Sharingan if it's not Sasuke's. It isn't even a sure thing that it'll have it even if it IS Sasuke's. It's going to be half-Uchiha only, after all, and Kyuubi's chakra might seriously mess up that kind of delicate thing.

Pink hair and black eyes wouldn't look half as bad as pink hair and red eyes. XD Especially on a boy.

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

Why would Itachi care about sullying the Uchiha name? He did kill them all.

And I would just figure that his crazyness might make him go "Anything of Sasuke's belongs to me by default."

[askerian]

He killed them because they weren't living up to his expectations of what an Uchiha should be. So i'd say he cares a hell of a lot. In a totally emotionless way, that is. XD

I can see that line of thought happening, but I fail to see why that would change his reaction to Kyuubi's involvement in the whole mess. It isn't as if he minds killing children or thinks he's too good to dirty his hands killing babies, so unless he can make sasuke hate him more by killing it, he'll only care if he can use it re: plans for Kyuubi (which isn't a sure thing). He won't want the baby by virtue of it being an Uchiha. Reviving the clan is Sasuke's job; Itachi's job toward the clan is to judge whether or not Sasuke is suitable for the task. Apart from that, he's not going to give a damn about the baby as a living being and a nephew, only as a potential tool.

Maybe once the kid has grown up a bit, and if it's sasuke's, Itachi might start thinking about testing it to see if it deserves living.

... i'm... not sure i made sense. XD but then i'm not sure exactly where you were going with that comment. ^__^;;;

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

I just read chapter 315, and after reading about the kage bunshin transferring knowledge into the user etc etc, my first thought was, 'Man, what would Naruto feel like after a kage bunshin orgy? That's like several times the post-orgasmic crash/mental fuzzies DROPPING ON YOU LIKE AN ELEPHANT.' I have no life, lol.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_daffodils/]

Cheer up~~ ♥ Remember the very short period of time Sai was with Orochimaru?

"Sasuke! No sharingan in the house! Kabuto! No more paralysis jutsus! Sai has that creepy look stuck on his face enough as it is! And Sai! Stop drawing pictures of Itachi and pasting them around the hideout! They come to life you know! And Sasuke makes a big mess when he throws his tantrums! All of you, time out for ten minutes! Separate corners of the cave now, come on! ...And which one of you stole my Celine Dion cd?!"

-My sister. C: