Hrrmmm.

[askerian]

So my fish-bunnies are sort of waking up. A bit. They're more like minnows than trouts at the moment.

... u.u; I mean. I can only do drabbles. I stole the theme list from thirtyforthree, but the threesome I chose to try with is so weird that it's difficult to write them with the fluffier themes. (for the record, it's ItaSasuNeji, and i'm not claiming it at the comm because I doubt i'll ever complete the set -- and like that I can write one whenever I want and it's all good.)

... now, though, I kind of want to see if I would have better luck with other prompts. And maybe other pairings, too -- but I decided that the thirtyforthree list would be for ItaSasuNeji :p me and my weird self-challenges...

ANYWAY.

I want a list of smutty (or currly, or frankly raunchy) prompts (BY WHICH I MEAN ONE OR TWO WORDS/CONCEPTS/IDEAS, NOT WHOLE SENTENCES. Sorry for not being more precise about it.) I know there are comms for that -- thirty lemons? -- but they're not Naruto-specific, and I'd like at least a few of those. (mm, abuse of jutsu. XD) And it's not any fun to come up with your own prompts. So... If you've got suggestions (three or four words tops), plz gimme. I don't promise I'll use them, but hey. You never know. I need to go back on the lemon horse anyway. XD

/mixed metaphors. ♥



Oh and while I'm thinking about it, would anyone be interested in a Naruto-specific more-or-less smutty challenge community? I don't think we need a Naruto challenge comm for general stuff -- most challenge communities are multifandom anyway and they work well like that. But Kyuubi and seals and jutsus and things like that -- that's pretty specific. *ponderyponder*

Comments

[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

Um. I've got some. A few really. I'm stealing them from prevy icons and changing the words around somewhat.

"what do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"
But if the pants did come off, he would never know.
"Any part of your body really, we're not picky were we stick this."
"I heard you talking in your sleep. Moaning."
He was on all fours *again*.
Sprawled on his back with his mounth wide open.
"When were you... under me?"
"If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches!"

Is this what you mean? I hope it's okay that they're more then four words... Just something to help out. You never know.

[askerian]

^^; That's not really the kind of prompts i was talking about. this is more of a "I challenge you to use this sentence in your fic" prompt. Also, some are a bit generic. But some are rather nice, so hrrmmmmm. maybe ^^

thanks for the suggestions ^__^

[munky-of-magyar.livejournal.com]

I can't come up with anything smutty right now. I am on crack mode, but when my smut bunnies start biting, it is for dark, angsty, ItaSasu or SasuNaru, or ItaSasuNaru: with blood, bondage, the works, and a hostle take-over by Kyuubi.

My little sleep disorder, no matter what time I go to bed at night, regardless of what I did the night before, I will be up and wake by 9am at the latest. Today, I went to bed at 4:30 and I was awake before 8am. I want some more sleep but, my body says, "No, your good until midnight tonight. As a result I have some pretty wierd thing floating around my head at the moment.

For example

Naruto, Haku, Sasuke, Neji, Itachi, Orochimaru, Gaara, and various others
...
In full Rocky Horror get-up, singing The Time Warp and acting out all of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I apologize for the mental scaring, that I more than likely past onto you, if you manage to get a visual of Orchimaru in Rocky Horror get-up, singing and dancing.

[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

Eh. Oh well. Maybe I'll come up with something latter. I should have read that better but it's like 2 AM over here.

But hey, anything helps, right?

[askerian]

Dark and evil smut is still smut. if you get evil-ish prompt ideas, go for it. ^_^

... x_X

[askerian]

hrrm. It's a valid prompt, but i'm not getting anything from it. ;_; woeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[munky-of-magyar.livejournal.com]

Oh, I will...now if I can get it to write and sound good. I will be set.

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

awkward teenager sex. a "first time" that isn't perfect?

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

I think a Naruto SMut Comm would be pretty kick ass!

Now.. the writing bit. Not so sure. I do like to write, but I'm more critical of my writing than others. I think I suck and others don't.


Eh. I've never written fic, and wanted to try. Maybe the comm could be practice.


Do it, Young Jedi!

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

I think she mainly wanted the Ita Sasu Neji pairing for this challenge.

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

"hold your breath"

"doesn't it hurt?"

"like you sweaty"

"give me what I want" (five words, sorry)

[dirtyoldlady.livejournal.com]

D'oh! I didn't put that all together, but I think you're right. Boy, I feel dumb now. *^_^*

[amarin-rose.livejournal.com]

Sexy no jutsu, reversed het sex! (By which I mean, Naruto is a girl, and is having sex with a girl who turned herself into a guy)

"I really never thought that Naruto would literally be such a foxy lady."

"I dare you, dead-last. I dare you to let the Kyuubi do it."

"Damn fox, I don't need to be horny right now!"

"Seal on, seal off. Seal on, seal off." (I stole this from Karate Kid XD)

Someone got hit by a jutsu and is stuck (literally or metaphorically) until someone has sex with them.

[lukita.livejournal.com]

I would give you a prompt except the only thing in my mind right now is "DNA/family trees" and I think it'll be impossible to write smut off that. Though I'll totally hail you as the new god if you can. ♥

[soc_puppet]

Okay, I can't promise any of these will be good and/or porny enough, but...

Ninja wire
Trap
Three days
Reflexes

And that's all I've got at the moment.

[askerian]

...~_~ actually.

And maybe other pairings, too

;_;

[askerian]

I think she can tell people what she wants herself. ;p

*COUGH* And maybe other pairings, too *COUGH*

[askerian]

hee, nice ^__^

[askerian]

guhh. They're nice ideas, but I was more asking for words and themes than whole sentences to write fic around.

[askerian]

... ninja wire. *_*

Nice ideas, thanks! ^___^

[askerian]

That ItaNejiSasu drabble I just wrote? Was on the theme "babies". ...Though it was angsty as fuck. XD Maybe I'll get an idea for this one? XDD *pokes brain*

[askerian]

oh hey, nice idea. *ponderponder*

[dirtyoldlady.livejournal.com]

ahaha, so now I feel dumb TWICE. XD Here's what I said and then deleted in embarrassment:

I don't know if any of these will work for you, and some of them have probably been done (or even done to death) but:

Misusing the Mangekyo Sharingan either to satisfy a lover without actually having to lift a finger (that's so much more Shikamaru, though XD) or to get a peek into the victim's unspoken fantasies.

Biting Orochimaru's curse mark because Sasuke isn't his any more.

Sakura topping either or both of her boys.

Kage bunshin group sex.

Ino using her soul-swapping jutsu because she wants to know what it feels like as a guy.

Byakugan voyeurism.

Chouji using his family jutsu to enlarge himself. XD I can only imagine that would really freak his lover/s out.

Gaara's sand as instant-bondage material.


I think that's probably the best I can do. :) Hope you get some better prompts!

[askerian]

Woohoo! thank you ^______^ and it's okay, i wasn't very clear. ^^;

See, they're not really what I was asking for, for my own prompts (though I think I might end up playing with a couple of them anyway becamse mmmm), but I think I could use them if I end up making that challenge comm. ^_______^ wouldn't it be pure awesome to see several people's take on KageBunshin gangbangs or misuses of Byakugan? *______*

[dirtyoldlady.livejournal.com]

I would love to see the challenge community become a reality, and would be so pleased if you could use any of that! ^___^ I know they're not the usual-type prompts, like "hot wax" or "dynamic entry," (ahaha, Gai-sensei! XD ) which I guess would be more what you're looking for. They're just ideas I was kicking around. :)

So, in case any of these short prompts hits an inspiration:

playing with fire
hands off
wisdom of Icha-Icha Paradise
harem no jutsu
misuse of disguise jutsu

[amarin-rose.livejournal.com]

Mm, so more like this, maybe:

Sticky

Heatwave

Hatesex (I hate you, but I love to fuck you, etc.)

Fear as a turn-on

Voyuerism via jutsu

Flexibility

Does the carpet match the curtains? And how does one find out...

[soc_puppet]

*snickers at the face*

No prob ^_^ Oh, and I'd also be interested in the community, though I can't promise I'd ever actually write/draw anything for it ^^;

[flyby.livejournal.com]

Red silk
Thirst
Flowers and thorns
Caught by the hair
Wax and fire
Static shock
Broken feathers
Newsprint stains
The taste of metal

Any use?

[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

Oo! Doing it in an elevator as it goes down.

looks like sex
new and improved
fix
Naruto sandwich
misinterpitation
Way of Expression
Getting the best

And if this isn't what you wanted then....oh well.

[(Anonymous)]

KageBunshin gangbangs or misuses of Byakugan

Why the or? Put them together! I have a mental image now of Hinata looking through Naruto's wall everyday when she passes by and one day seeing him having an orgy with his Kage Bunshins...

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Whoops, forgot to log in, sorry.

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

Did you post that?

[trypton88.livejournal.com]

hmm!

-Sex? No thanks
-You know you want it.
-where'd the sake go?
-the candle's burning low
-he counted to one-hundred
-are you a virgin? [because i read your Pimp of Duty before Honor]
-Where have you been?
-are those... frills?
-heels are uncomfortable
-are you wearing lipstick?
-I do not use Byakugan like that
-purely curiousity
-his toes tingled
-just cut it off!
-another scar?
-it's rumoured you suck
-sleeping while awake
-sake gleemed on skin
-steam came from his ears
-a purple hair tie
-the ropes were too tight
-sandwiched AGAIN?!
-get the hell off!
-(long) hair in the drain
-he hated both

meh, some are more than four words. sorry! hope it helps. can't wait for the ItaNejiSasu goodness. ^_^
+J+

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

Heh, a smutty challenge comm sounds like fun! I need something to kick my porn muses back into action. XD

As for prompts, uh, the brain is not cooperating with me. u.u If I think of any, I'll pop back over here.

[lissiel.livejournal.com]

speaking of silk, have you read maldoror_gw's "love songs and ladies"?
(http://maldoror-gw.livejournal.com/5607.html) The song they sing somehow got an image of sasuke with a blue silk blindfold stuck in my head and I can't find a good way to use it, but aside from that it's an awesome, insightful, and really funny story, team 7 flavored.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

two words - morning after ( <3 for you )

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

poke contest.

[kontradiction.livejournal.com]

mmmmm,not sure if this helps.

Sharingan
tenticles


I liked that ninja wire idea though ^_^

[cindelius.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, am late to jump on the train. Internet was difficult to find this past week, so we'll just pretend that this comment is still relevant. ;o)

ONE OR TWO WORDS/CONCEPTS/IDEAS
-sink in
-over-sensitized
-twitch
-restraints
-on the edge
-slippery
-tickle
-pushed
-silk
-fishnet
-shiver
-stretch
-awkward
-dribbled
-bruises
-ink
-nipples
-massage oil
-scrape
-adjustment
-shallow
-wax seal
-hidden
-spreading
-contract
-torn clothing
-sand
-smell
-bitemarks
-candles
-burns
-white
-forbidden knowledge
-swirl
-salty
-pressure
-crack
-hollowed cheeks
-engorged
-absorbed
-tiny hairs
-redden
-rhythmic
-stamina
-vibrations
-preparation
-ice cubes
-slick noodles
-squirt
-tears
-suspension
-reunion
-morning wood
-screamer
-whispers
-teasing
-blood
-healing
-incoherent

would anyone be interested in a Naruto-specific more-or-less smutty challenge community?
If it doesn't have a strict requirement for fic/drabble production (ie you can write whenever and whatever you feel like instead of being restricted to a particular pairing or set number of themes that must be completed), then I'd definitely be interested in it. Would this be a selected theme per week/month or a community in which anyone can make a specific request in hopes that someone will pick it up?