askerian | (naruto) episodes rant

So! been a while since I did a "OMG FILLER WTF" rant. Well... there's a reason. A very shameful reason.

Alas! I was finally vanquished... by a crime against canon so foul, my spirit couldn't go on.

I am talking, yes, about the heinous monstrosity known as Shino laughing. Laughing his ass off. And making childish jokes. Of his own volition. *shudder* (though his "tell anyone and die" made me blink a bit and wonder when canon!Shino had found a second to cameo in that debacle.) Since then, I haven't been able to do more than glance at the next episodes.

... I think my magical power of turning horror into snark has been overloaded.

*crawls off to die in the faraway cemetery of snarky fans*

The following arc has Naruto (AKA spazzy, bratty cretin), Hinata (AKA spineless lackey-sue) and Chouji (AKA cow-brained fatass) as a team. =_= haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Why do I still religiously download this shit? ~~oh wait, i know. a shameful hope for a bizarro!sasuke cameo. though that doesn't sound likely, it's barely if they seem to remember that there was a plot anymore.~~

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...I've never even bothered with the anime. I told myself I would never do it, because all my anime!Naruto-junkie friends complain about filler arcs and constantly changing animation. I've seen, like, three clips from three different episodes, one from sasuke's and Orochimaru's fight (wtf, turn off), one from Gaara and Kimimaro's fight (preeeeeetyyyyy *g* ), and then that one from Naruto and Sasuke at the valley of the end (it was a mix between the two, in my opinion, like bad and good at the same time). But other than that, I haven't touched the thing.

It makes me feel so left out, because everyone talks about the fillers and the wtfness, and I have no clue. Shino laughing = never happening in a million years.

So I don't care if people say the manga chapters have been bad lately (I don't see it anyway, I'm thoroughly enjoying myself). I just laugh and tell them the anime is far worse right now.

...forgive me for talking your ear off. -goes to crawl back inside her hole-

(naruto) episodes rant

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