zomg a meme. XD

[askerian]

Yeah, I'm that bored.

Stolen from mya_in_ab (hihi, new person!)



Dear Asuka,

You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)



Also, because I suck: Happy birthday to zania, mikkeneko, stripedpetunia and wolfynatsu. ♥

Comments

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice accent. You make me wibble. You should be left alone by the fanbrats. Someday I will leave you a coherent comment. You + me = squishcuddles. If I saw you now I'd probably shame myself by squeeing or die of nervousness. I would build a ...shrine? I don't know just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Holding out for a Hero.

Love,
a crazy fangirl/Gigi

(P.S. You write the best Naruto. Ever. And I love T7 because of you. /huggle)

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what your accent is like. I really don't. I assume because I usually love french accents. So. >.>

[askerian]

*cough* I hate on my accent. But mostly I hate on my inability to remember two third of my words when i'm speaking them instead of writing, and the fact that I don't even know how to pronounce half of them.

Coherent comments are overrated. *squishcuddleloves* ♥

XD hehe Madlibs

[unmei-no-laluna.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice set of hands. You make me Squee. You should rage a holy war against the n00bs. Someday I will become your #2 and not fail you. You + me = Henchmen otp. If I saw you now I'd lick your boots. I would build a Fort of Chopsticks just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be The theme song to KingdomHearts2.

Love,
Your Right Hand Wacko

(P.S. Arrgggggg Sasuke the Pirate.)


XD that was fun

Re: XD hehe Madlibs

[askerian]

o.o hands? *mrr*

*brandishes holy typewriter* go forth, my minions! ♥

... maybe it should be avast or something suitably piratey. *ponders*

Hihi back!

[mya-in-ab.livejournal.com]

I'm not totally new; you've been on my favs list at Ff.net under gatogirl1 ever since I discovered GundamWing. I was looking for updates and stumbled across your page. Hee- I was drawn in by the lovely/funny icons ^_^

Re: Hihi back!

[askerian]

ohhhh! ^__^ well then, hello not-new person. :3 ♥

plz ignore :/

[http://users.livejournal.com/_daffodils/]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice brain. You make me happy that there are intelligent people in the Naruto fandom. You should give yourself a cookie. Someday I will write/draw a good NaruSasuSaku and dedicate it to you. You + me = a hot doujin. If I saw you now I'd bow down in worship ...uh... chain you to my keyboard and drag the next chapter of 'Teamwork' out of you ...I don't know. I would build a bear just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be nothing, 'cause it's just not necessary to make you suffer.

Love,
hoska

(P.S. the more I think about it, the more I want to be serious about that doujin.)

*^__^* nope!

[askerian]

#^___^# *gets a cookie from the cupboard*

ohhhhhhhhhhhyesplzmorenarusasusaku ♥

oh, bondage, mrr.... build a bear? :o

♥ mrr, doujin.

[askerian]

eyes? é.é ? also yay for milk cartons~

(PS: ahahahahahahaha. I gotta tell you about our latest ally. You'll love it.)

[cindelius.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

*You have a nice sense of realistic complications in relationships. *You make me scan my flist multiple times in hopes of more T7 playtime.
*You should write Sakura discovering an unexpected thrill at the thought of her teammates being sexual with one another get some sleep eventually and write something for your own pleasure that you don't necessarily share.
*Someday I will leave a decent review for Teamwork. I swear.
*You + me = Youme
*If I saw you now, I'd probably fail at recognizing you, smile faintly, and walk on since I haven't a clue what you look like.
*I would build a special form of viagra (for the mental boner, in order to assist with smut when it just doesn't want to *coughs* come) just for you.
*If I could sing you any song it would be wonderful. Surely.

Love,
Cin

(P.S. Thank you for the patience and wonderful fics/bunnies that you've shown the Naruto fandom.)

[askerian]

#._______.# ♥ ♥ ♥

you're so nice. *loves on* And yeah, I should write voyeur!Sakura because damn, that's hot. Hrrmm. *pondering*

XDDD

ohhh mental viagra. ;___; I WISH. *trying to write smut right now and not succeeding. T_T*

♥

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Thank you, dear!

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice mad skillz liek whoa. You make me a happy fangurl. You should keep ignoring the crazies; ignorant twats are only good for laughing at. Someday I will finish that porn I mentioned. You + me =hot, steamy pile of team 7 luv? intelligent fangurls? hell, I dunno. too tired to come up with something witty. u.u If I saw you now I'd probably scare you because that means I would be out in public with my demon spawn and that's never a good thing. >.> I would build a nekkid Sasuke out of macaroni noodles? just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be played through my computer instead, because you do NOT want to hear me sing, trust me.

Love,
your loyal ho

(P.S. You're the reason I ♥ team seven so much, but I'm sure you already know that.)

[askerian]

♥ noodlesuke!! awesome. :3 (mmm porn. i can wait rly.)

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice Set of boobs(mrr.). You make me want to write coherently. You should go out and get a kitty. Someday I will do more fanart for you. You + me = uhm...eeeeeee...(=^.^=) If I saw you now I'd grab some bilingual person to translate, cause me + french = noes. I would build a kitty Castle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Passion, the KH2 theme.

Love,
some crazy foaming girl(call the men in the white coats).

(P.S. kittysuke in an assbow. teehee.)

[askerian]

...!! XD Pervert. *pretends to be shocked* I wish I could have a kitty, but brother is allergic. ;____; (and i can speak english!! sort of. :3)

... ahahah kittysuke. yeaaaaahhh.

[shin-yuy.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice creative and pervy mind. You make me want to write more. You should umm have a fandom holiday, and request stuff from us or somethin, payback. Someday I will coherently express how much i like your writing and art. You + me =BL Alumni. If I saw you now I'd glomp you and offer you tea. I would build a nicely bound book of your works just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Some sea shanty, cuz drunken sailor songs are all i sing good.

Love,
Shin Yuy

(P.S. Flynn says hi)

[askerian]

~#^___^#~ oh hey fandom holiday! that sounds nice. X3 *loves on*

[finnigan-geist.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice rack. You make me hot for twelve-year-old crossdressing sex. You should knock out Kishimoto for a couple of weeks and write some apochryphal chapters of Naruto wherein NaruSasuSaku porn ensues. Someday I will stop stalking you (but not today). You + me = >:D. If I saw you now I'd be really surprised to see you, but leave you to the horde of fangirls doubtless hovering around you at all times. I would build a mountain of threesome porn just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Comment Allez Vous, because haha French and I'd pronounce it all wrong and you'd probably wind up hating me, but it would be funny at the time.

Love,
Finn

(P.S. 'Sup.)

[finnigan-geist.livejournal.com]

Double P.S: I'm so glad the math in that OTV icon is correct now. It's awesome, but it used to say "Nar/Sak/Sas/Kak/Iru = OT4" and it made me sad. Now it's PERFECTLY AWESOME. GO ICON.

[persepolis130.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice meme that I just stole. You make me read fanfiction at strange hours of the night. You should be elected Goddess of the Internet. Someday I will erect a statue to your greatness... out of toothpicks and tater tots. You + me = time in a mental ward. If I saw you now I'd have you say hot things about Sasuke in French. I would build an erotic Team 7 3D model just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be hideous, so I'll just fangirl instead.

Love,
persepolis

(P.S. Why is crossdressing so DAMN hot??)

[askerian]

D: my meme noes!!!

toothpicks yay ♥

Why does everyone want to hear me say stuff in french. XD I should get a cellphone just so I can make a voice post. *snerk*

(because... uhh. not a clue. XD it just IS.)

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice journal layout. You make me love team seven more than ever before. You should visit Canada someday and stay in my basement. (I have a pool table...). Someday I will dedicate one of my ShikaTemaYuya fics to you. You + me = a world that should be scared. If I saw you now I'd ask you how in the hell you found my house cause I'm pretty sure you don't have my address. Then I'd glomp you and offer cookies. I would build avillage of Konoha, in actual size just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfeild.

Love,
Zippy, who hearts you good

(P.S. I wish I could read French..)

[wakikaki.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice writing style. You make me read amazingly written Team 7 fics when I should be writing dissertations about French History. You should write some more Team 7 smut (if the muses are agreeing, of course!). Someday I will stop being so shy and write a fan-fanfiction drabble for you. You + me = oh my! the places I could go with this! ^.^. If I saw you now I'd blush and stammer out nonsense in French since seeing you would make me starstruck enough to trip over every verb conjugation. I would build a happy fan-fiction writing land just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Quelquechose de Tennessee by Johnny Hallyday (actually, I'd just have him sing it b/c his voice is much better than mine).

Love,
Kaki

(P.S. This is me de-lurking. Coucou! *waves*.)

[raintenshi.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice pervy mind. You make me squee. You should move to Canada (we need more great people like you here ;) ). Someday I will remember to review one of your fics ^^; . You + me = kill duonofei *cough* If I saw you now I'd probably walk by you, since I have no clue what you look like. I would build a large chocolate dipped Team-7 chocolate chip (or another kind of cookie if you don't like that) just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be sung terribly.

Love,
Crazy Canadian Gal


(P.S. I LOVE YOUR FICS!!!!)

[shadhahvar.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice way about you. You make me smile. You should dance the tango. Someday I will rule myself. You + me =Nothing but mammals so let's --- Ahem. =P. If I saw you now I'd ask you what's going on. I would build a sand castle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "I Hope You Dance" by Lee Anne Womack..

Love,
Rachael

(P.S. This is post script..)

[sabriel-sylfaen.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice nose. You make me squee till my ears bleed. You should totally get an award for awesome fanart. Someday I will learn to draw but probably not as well as you. You + me = freakish yuri demonbabies. If I saw you now I'd probably pounce you and give you boobnuzzles. I would build a treehouse just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be horrible cause my voice always fails when I try to sing for somebody else.

Love,
The Miko Minion

(P.S. DOGPILE ON THE ASUKA! *pouncetacklelooooooooove* ^_^)

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice perverted sense of humour. You make me giggle uncontrollably and evilly a lot. You should visit Canada, because it's awesome and you won't understand half the french. Someday I will go to France and hunt you down. You + me = 3.6x10^8. If I saw you now I'd probably have to restrain myself from poking you in the boob. I would build a ninja village and a -kage hat just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry, because you would love it.

Love,
stripedpetunia

(P.S. Eeeee, birthday wishes! ♥.♥)

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,

You have a nice healthy sense of humour. You make me absolutely delirious reading your fics :D. You should keep on ranting, (I secretly like reading those). Someday I will attempt to write my own fanfic (narusasu or team7). You + me =2 too many people who like pr0n ^__^. If I saw you now I'd be speechless 'cause I can't remember any of my high school francais. I would build a lego Naruto bridge just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Sugar We're Going Down" - Fall Out Boys.

Love,
Bootoye, your loyal follower and avid fan.

(P.S. I hope your pr0n bunnies come back soon XD.)

00OOoo00hh... I think I have pr0n on the brain. (I just read over Foxplay BD)

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

Dear Asuka,
You have a nice cult of fanworshippers. You make me appreciate bi-threesomes. You should do whatever keeps you happy and not let critics throw off your groove. Someday I will embrace technology and send you fan art. You + me = scary math. If I saw you now (lacking a visual for identification)I'd more than probably ignore you the same way I ignore the rest of the "real people". I would build a tree-house just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the most repetitive, obnoxious, monotonous, annoying and yet...catchy, can't-get-it-out-of-my-head, oh-PLEASE-make-it-STOP song I could think of. I'd sing it in a language you only know a few words of so that, while you wouldn't be able to forget it, you'd have no idea what it meant. And every time those same three notes started giggling through the back of your mind, ONE MORE TIME, you'll think of me. And this is how I will become immortal in your eyes. Eh, actually, I like you. So I'll just sing Javert's Suicide and comment of the possible intriguing similarities to Sasuke.

Love,
Cola

(P.S. So fascinating to watch your progress as a writer, you can't tell that English isn't your first language anymore. Congrats and thanx.)