hrrm.

[askerian]

I'm poking at my old NaruSasuNeji fic again. Added ten lines! *proud*

... *cough* yeah, it sucks, but boy did I write myself in a corner with this one. The no dialogues style works when it's just storytelling, but when it has character interaction... ah well. If I find a really strong sentence to break the silence with, it will probably work. Now to find it...

zomg Sasuke and Neji make such a hot pair of pale-skinned, dark-haired, bitchy ukes. I don't know if I find them prettier with Kyuubi!Naruto or Itachi as seme... but sadly, KyuuNaru is easier to justify. XD 'sides, Itachi just doesn't work as anyone's uke when Sasuke is also there, but when KyuuNaru is around, EVERYONE bottoms. No ands, ifs or buts.



Still not sure what has to happen in the next scene in Teamwork, damn it. I talked it out with some people and then forgot to take notes. *is stupid* T_T



And since I'm not bored of uploading stuff yet... You give me a character/pairing, and I'll try to find a song or two in my collection that I think fits them. Plz to check previous post for Ino, Sasuke and Team Seven.



Benabar - Y a une fille qui habite chez moi: ShikaTema

Blind Guardian - the Soulforged: Orochimaru, tho technically it's more about the kings who fell to the influence of the One Ring in Lord of the Rings. XD

Adema - Immortal: Orochimaru VS KyuuNaru... now which POV is it? XD

Notre-Dame de Paris - Beau Comme le Soleil (Esmeralda & Fleur de Lys): Sakura and Ino over Sasuke.

Three Days Grace - Let You Down: Itachi... with ANYONE. But especially Sasuke.

Diary of Dreams - Rumors of Angels: Itachi again~ *cheating*

Thrice - the Melting Point of Wax: Neji about Itachi, in a weird way. XD

Rhapsody - Triump for my Magic Steel: (man does it sound like a penis metaphor or what XD) Ahh, I love rhapsody. It's more the general feeling than the exact lyrics here, but. Yondaime!

:



And, randomy, two Type O Negative songs because I love them.
My Girlfriend's Girlfriend: hahaha. why am I imagining pimp!KyuuNaru with his hos!Sasuke and Neji? XD
Wolf Moon: a song about menstruating she-werewolves. How cool is that? XD

Bowling for Soup - Punk Rock 101: I just like it. No other reason.

X Japan - Weekend: just because it's cool. (six minutes long baby. unf.)

X Japan - X

Sonata Arctica - Kingdom for a Heart: *loves on* it's so... uhh. kinda rock-y but not and very fast and -- i suck at describing songs XD

and that's enough pimpage for today. Rly. XD

Comments

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

Got any Temari/Shikamaru songs? XD

[askerian]

Hrrm. I shall take a look. Not sure, though. *ponderyponder*

[askerian]

AHAHA GOT ONE. I'm translating the lyrics for you while it uploads. XD ♥

Plusieurs indices m'ont mis la puce à l'oreille, j'ouvre l'oeil
J'vais faire une enquête pour en avoir le coeur net, ca m'inquiète
Ya des détails qui trompent pas

Les draps la couette, et la taie d'oreiller sont plus dépareillés
A coté de mes fringues en boule ya des vetements pliés et repassés
Ya des détails qui trompent pas, j'crois qu'ya une fille qui habite chez moi

Deux brosses à dent, dans la salle de bain
Du savon sans savon, et l'sèche cheveux c'est certainement pas le mien
Les p'tites boules bizarres, pour parfumer la baignoire
C'est un vrai cauchemar, quelqu'un a massacré tous mes amis cafards

Dans la cuisine, des sachets de thé de verveine, de camomille,
Un message sur le répondeur d'une mère qui n'est pas la mienne
V'la qu'elle s'en prend à ma famille
Ya des détails qui trompent pas

Quelqu'un en traitre a fait la vaisselle
Où sont mes habitudes, mon ménage trimestriel
J'ouvre le frigo horreur, mais c'est de la folie
Ya plein de légumes, ha! ya même des fruits
Ya des détails qui trompent pas, j'crois qu'ya une fille qui habite chez moi

Où sont mes potes, qui glandaient d'vant la télé
Des boîtes de pizza, des paquets de chips eventrés
Les mégots de cigarette, écrasés dans les assiettes
Ma collection de new-look aux oubliettes

zzzzzzzzzzz'oubliettes

Dans la table de nuit ya plus de capote mais dl'aspirine
Ya une fille qui habite chez moi
Ya aussi des bougies contre l'odeur de la nicotine
Ya une fille qui habite chez moi
Ya des détails qui trompent pas

Y'a des détails qui trompent pas

Y'a un vrai rideau y'a plus de drap cloué sur la fenêtre !
Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça mon Dieu c'est une plante verte !

L'aspirateur est encore chaud
C'est trop je porte plainte!
Je vais l'emmener au labo pour vérifier les empreintes

On dirait que j'suis plus célibataire
La coupable je la tiens
Elle est devant moi l'étau se resserre
Accrochée au téléphone assise en tailleur
Dans une jolie robe à fleurs
Une fille me dit "arrête ton cinéma et le loyer je le paye autant que toi !"

[askerian]

Several clues have alerted me, I open an eye
I'm gonna investigate to be sure of it, i'm worried
There are details that don't lie

The sheets, the duvet and the pillow case aren't mismatched anymore
Beside my crumpled clothes are clothes folded and ironed
There are details that don't lie, I think there's a girl living in my home

Two toothbrushes in the bathroom
Soap without soap, and the hairblower is certainly not mine
The strange little balls to perfume the bathtub
It's a real nightmare, someone massacred all my pet cockroaches

In the kitchen, vervein, chamomille tea packets,
A message on the answering machine from a mother that isn't mine
And now she's attacking my family
There are details that don't lie

Someone like a traitor washed the dishes
Where are my habits, my trimestrial cleanup
I open the fridge horror, this is sheer madness
There are tons of vegetables, ha! there's even fruit
There are details that don't lie, I think there's a girl living in my home

Where are my pals, who lazed about in front of the TV
The pizza boxes, the gutted chips sachets
The cigarette butts, crushed in the plates
My New-Look collection forgotten


In the bedside drawers there are no more rubbers but aspirin
there's a girl living in my home
There are candles against nicotine smell
there's a girl living in my home
There are details that don't lie

There are details that don't lie

There's a real curtain no more sheet nailed to the window !
What's this oh my god is it a potted plant !

The vacuum cleaner is still warm
this is too much, this time i'll complain!
I'll send it to the lab to get it checked for fingerprints

It looks like I'm not a bachelor anymore
The culprit I've got her
she's in front of me, the trap is tightening
Holding on to the phone, sitting cross-legged
In a pretty flowerprint dress
A girl tells me "stop with your hysterics, and I pay the rent as much as you do!"

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

Hah! Yes. XD *downloads*

[aconite.livejournal.com]

I was about to comment when my brain drifted off to imagine NaruSasuNeji porn and now I cannot remember what I was going to say. D: However, the porn inside my head is REALLY HOT so I have no complaints.

Oh, right! What about Kyuubi!Naruto music?

[askerian]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Oh hey, that might be possible. *ponderponder*

[aconite.livejournal.com]

LASJFDJLKASDJ THEY ALL HAVE SEALS THAT CAN BE LICKED OMFG.


Hee yay!

[askerian]

Neji's seal is static, geometric. Green like life, when it's anything but; a permanent, if inert, threat. Sasuke's seal is curling and curving and sometimes, it flows over his body in black flames that burn like real ones.

Itachi's skin is the only one that isn't marred by cursed ink. Itachi's skin isn't marred by anything.

They think it's unfair; so they fix it.

Neither of them has very sharp nails, so in the end his skin is always a mass of raised welts. Sometimes, there's blood, smudged across his back. He indulges them; it's a small price to pay.



... u_u;;;;;

[aconite.livejournal.com]

*has your babies* ♥ x 100

GUH. I - *incoherent* OMFG. NO WORDS. asldfjsaldfafls;dfa;kjskj!

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

omg!! /dies I totally didn't expect that, and it kind of surprised me, but in the best way. Ever. ::snuggles you like mad::

[askerian]

Hmm. Got a sorta KyuuNaru VS Oro. Still looking for a better one...

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

Third hokage? Or Orochimaru, whichever comes first?

[askerian]

Huh. Will have to think a little about this one.

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

S'okay! I seem to have a yen for the strange powefull or just plain weird characters, anyways.

[askerian]

Oro-chan, somewhat done~

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

Yer awesome.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm. Ita/Neji song? ^^ want your thought. *brain picks*

[askerian]

oh wow this one's gonna be hard. *ponderyponder*

[know-your-story.livejournal.com]

Itachi and Kisame songs, together or separate, your call. :)
~A

[askerian]

Got an Itachi song, but Kisame isn't strong enough for me to pick up anything ^^;;

[know-your-story.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. :) Well, there's always "Blue" by Eiffel 65... XD
~A

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Any Sakura songs? *hopeful*

[askerian]

I've got an Ino and Sakura duet about Sasuke song... XD *uploads*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Sweet! *dances*

(I didn't know you were into Blind Guardian!)

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yondy. Duh. ♥

[askerian]

done~

[montypythonoide.livejournal.com]

How about Bittersweet Symphony (Orochimaru changing faces) and Material girl (Schoolgirl!Sasuke and Pimp!Itachi)?

By the way, where is the link to this NejiSasuNaru fic? I want, I want...

[askerian]

I don't have those. ^^; (don't remember ever hearing them, too. they do sound interesting... 9____9 *innocent look*)

and ze fic~
http://reiyel.livejournal.com/6916.html
^__^;;;

[proanon.livejournal.com]

Blind Guardian! *pounce!* I do so love their music. Them, and 'Within Temptation.' Although I believe that Soulforged is actually about Raistlin from the Dragonlance series. "See death through golden eyes" in particular.

What the heck is up with the whole Neji-and-Itachi thing? I don't think Itachi even knows that Neji exists - in fact, given the apparent lack of knowledge in the village about the particulars of the Uchiha massacre, Neji might not even realize that ITACHI exists!

[askerian]

heh, maybe, but I know they've done other songs and they were about Lord of the Rings, so hey. ^^


Neji and Itachi? crack OTP. Because...

... uh. they're hot?

*cough* No, seriously, that's about all the justification I've got. My obsession comes from a huge LJ roleplay I'm following, though. Basically people from various fandoms are stuck at a summer camp.

With zombies. and a lake tentacle monster. and genderbending viruses and stuff. XD

So Itachi has to play nice, because there's a barrier and no one can leave. At one moment he needed a Hyuuga's assistance, and Neji didn't want his cousin to get anywhere close to a S-class missing-nin so he proposed to go instead. It was a "I play nice with you, you play nice with me, the second we're out of here, we're enemies again" thing. Neji might not be as strong as Itachi, but hey, Jounin at 16, genius of the Hyuuga, also the jyuuken is still dangerous, so Itachi gave him some respect. Then Neji needed assistance, then blahblah... and they started snarking at each other. And then they started snarking at other people in tandem. And sparring-that-read-like-rough-sex.

So eventually they started making out. *cough* and it worked and it was IC for the context and the slow evolution of their relationship and it was so pretty and snarky and stoic-y. mmm genius-nin-lovelust.

Then Itachi realized that he was getting attached and and and. *babbles on and on* XD

Anyway they totally sold me on this, but i realize that for a fic to build this kind of relationship... hah, not likely.

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

oooh! Linkies please? Must...have...ItaNeji...cracktastic goodness!

[proanon.livejournal.com]

Ah. So, purely crack and nothing beyond that then. Good. The pairing keeps popping up, and I was wondering if I'd missed some massive plot development or something...

*is going through the songs with her usual "Shinies? Shinies? OOO, SHINIES!" mentality* ...Rumors of Angels... @_@ Ack. A song about the movie Dark City? Complete with lines from the movie? I'm SCARED. ...*glances about stealthily, and quickly adds it to her playlist*

It's always so much fun to go through these music memes. Particularly when you came up with that 'Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny' song... I was listening to it in this dazed shock about until the line "They both got hit by a Care-Bear Stare" - and at that point I had to pause the song because I was laughing too hard. ;-P

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

*reads the NaruSasuNeji*

feh. Don't worry about the switch from no dialogue to dialogue. It feels like a very natural place for dialogue to commence.

I'll agree though, it's not up to your usual standard. Naruto's characterization seems a little off... but I could tolerate it if the smut is good.

Also, are you ninjaing on AIM? I've been wanting to talk to you, but you haven't been on.

[askerian]

Have you read the comment I left the other day on your LJ?

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Now I have, did you read my reply? :)

[askerian]

yepyep.

[askerian]

I need to sleep now, talk to you tomorrow.

[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

If your not sick of uploading yet... got in bouncy Naruto songs?

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

How about Protege-Moi by Placebo (Itachi and Sasuke)?

Paupières baissées, visage gris
Surgissent les fantomes de notre lit
On ouvre le loquet de la grille
Du taudit qu'on appelle maison

Protect me from what I want...

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

::loves all over:: Ah, new music!! ::Ganks like who0a:: Thankies, Asuka! ::cuddlepet::