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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2006-05-04 08:08 am
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(AIM convo -thinger) fun with rayemars~



[livejournal.com profile] askerian: when i was *cough* younger, i added -sama to my screen-names, but that was mostly just for fun
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: still have an asukasama email XD
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: ....
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: I...should probably pretend to be surprised. *grin*
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: i didn't expect people to actually use it in discussions XDD though surprisingly many of them did
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Heh!
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Talent shows early, I guess.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: That or you had the right personality to carry it.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: *snicker*

(...)

[livejournal.com profile] askerian: i have an unfortunate reaction to people who crawl in front of me
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: as in, i tend to want to kick them into shape
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: *makes mental note to stay out of leg's reach*
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: *attracts them*
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Eesh.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: I'd figure you would scare them away.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Maybe it's a proportional thing.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: The way a seme attract ukes.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ... 9.9;;;
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: dude, i'm like the ukeiest uke that ever ukeed.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ... >.>;;;;;;; well, sekreetly
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: *fails to buy it*
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: XD my problem would then be that I like seme/seme pairings
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: ...I don't quite follow that one.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: (Sorry?) How do you mean?
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: XDD
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: i want other semes
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: *is a deviant*
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: *snerk* Ahh.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: You could put up a sign?
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: .____.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: With sparkles!
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: for shame, a fangirl who likes seme/seme. even worse than a gay man who isn't/doesn't want effeminate!!
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Heaven forbid!
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: I didn't think such a thing could exist.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ;__; !!!!
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: *shuns for fear of the seme/seme cooties*
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: WOE
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: *misery*
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: You brought it on yourself.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: With your deviant ways.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: *sniffles* I AM AN OUTCAST!
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: We'll take you back if you reform!
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ;_;
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: And sniffle a bit. In the proper uke manner.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Okay, now I want to hurt myself for saying that. Urg.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: b-b-but... I can't help it... sniveling, frail little ukes just don't do it for me...
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ...
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: XD
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Tch. Maybe you're gay.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Why else wouldn't you like the girly ones?
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ;_;
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ... because i like manly men?
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: *pokes boob* nope, still a woman.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: *shakes head* There's just no hope.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: Maybe i'm secretly a transsexual! which means i'm really a seme in disguise.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Quite possibly.

(...)

[livejournal.com profile] askerian: is it time for another "I do not eat children rly" post, i wonder
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Just maybe.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: but then they'll be all "bbbut you'll MOCK ME with your RAZOR SHARP WIT and i'll DIE"
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: or something.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: is my wit razor-sharp? i'm more blunt than not.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: /lame
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: *refrains from encouraging the pun by laughing*
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: u.u-v
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: *preens in sekret*




OMG SUNFREAK WROTE A NEW TEAM SEVEN THING. *squees!!!!!!*

http://community.livejournal.com/white_knuckle/31019.html

omg. TT______________TT Sasuke you crazy bastard you. *mad weasel love*

[identity profile] talking-doll.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

fun fun fun

[identity profile] silverkiiri.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Asuka-sama, biggest seme who ever seme'd a seme.

...or something.

I don't know, I'm tired. But this has amused me greatly. (And it's not just the wit they fear. It's the claws. The claaaaaaws. >.>)

[identity profile] complexphoenix.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Claws, because Asuka-sama is the biggest furry seme who ever furry-semed?

What bugs us about weepy ukes, though, is not that they're "feminine" or whatever, it's that they're weak. Weakness is not sexy. Strong, healthy, competent ukes are sexy!

[identity profile] silverkiiri.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...It's true.

And yes! Yesyesyes! People who uke-fy Duo, Sasuke, Naruto, Heero, anyone like that, they irritate the hell out of me. Sasuke and Naruto are Shinobi! They are not little girls. They are strong and fierce and messed up and they don't cry and need someone to lean on. And Heero and Duo fought a war. Twice. In huge metal suits. They are not weepy ukes either. They are/were 15 year old terrorists with rough pasts and little understanding of what it mean to just lie down and take it.

... Sorry about the rant. I just totally agree. Two semes can be much hotter. In fact, if the uke is the cliched crying uke, I'd rather he not even be there. >

[identity profile] complexphoenix.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. I still want to see these strong guys bend over and take it. But definitely, no little girlyness!

[identity profile] silverkiiri.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... /grin

I didn't mean that kind of lying down and taking it. They should still do that (though I prefer Narusasu to have a bit more biting kicking and cursing than that implies). I just don't like them lying down and taking people's shit, and not fighting back and being strong. That's what I mean.

...But the other kind of taking it... oh yes.

>:)

[identity profile] slamu.livejournal.com 2006-05-05 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Chicks dig scars, man. Totaly

[identity profile] suzukiblu.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, now I feel all appreciated. <333 *JUST posted that fic, too*


(also, you're totally the only person whose fanfics I still love and read religiously, so now I'm crazy flattered that you're pimping one of mine. >>)

[identity profile] suzukiblu.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ooo, review? *perks--unjustifiably, mind, since always feels bad for not reviewing YOUR stories* >>;; But yes, almost completely given up on the fandom aside from you and things-friends-link-me-to. *purrs, pets all your pretty, pretty stories with the wonderful VIBRANT and CREATIVE*

And eee, conversation that makes me blush, that's great. <333 *loves you for sharing it*

. . . although the "cute for Sunfreak" further proves that I so, so need to work on doing just straight fluff one of these days. >>;;

[identity profile] suzukiblu.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
. . . *cannot decide whether to reply to this or wonderful longandthoughtful review; therefore replies to BOTH to keep conversation sense-making!*

>> *is so clever, yes*

I very much am reading. I always coo over finding new additions to your stuff and do the same whine/beg in secret trick. << *firm believer in the usefulness of sending telepathic Write More vibes*

And yes, I reaaaally need to work on one or all of those, it's ridiculous how little I've done with them. I like them all a lot, I just haven't focused properly on any of them for long enough. Get into gear, self! >

[identity profile] suzukiblu.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
*evil cackle* My vibes, they are merciless! Succumb!

And I really should give myself deadlines, yeah. *eyes far, far too many unfinished fics* Or get back into proper fandoms more--I was better at writing finished pieces when I was reading a lot of other people's stuff and talking about it a lot, you know? More inspired, better grasp of characters, all that nice stuff.

. . . or I could just, you know, re-read the manga. That might help too. *kicks self*


(not good at forcing either; when my fics eat my brain, I go for a walk so I can focus and plot them out allll pretty for myself. Then I get home and am too tired to write. >>;;; *LOSES AT LIFE*)

[identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're a gay seme. Rather tahn wanting ukes, you want other semes. You're hosemesexual.

[identity profile] animeprincess.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hsst, use your Tayuya and Temari pic for an icon~ they're so seme, it hurts. in a good way. mmmh.

Drooling idiot

[identity profile] slamu.livejournal.com 2006-05-05 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Melts at image. I would use such an icon. Oh, yes, such an icon would be used much.

[identity profile] kiyakotari.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
0.0 You don't eat babies??!!?!?!?

.....then, um, where did all the screaming children clustered around my ankles come from?

............

....and why are they gnawing on me?!? ._.

[identity profile] kiyakotari.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[/early morning stupidity]