askerian | thanks + some pimping

Thanks to everyone who helped me about the law stuff. ^_______^ It wasn't even really important for the fic, but the question did bother me quite a bit, so i'm glad I have a better idea of what would be going on now.
... have Sasuke pay a fine -- mostly because he was caught in the act and didn't bother denying anything. But the cops all looked very apologetic and understanding. Because, man, they've heard the story -- and I think the older cops remember Before The Massacre fairly well, and the last Uchiha... well, is the last Uchiha. They would let a lot of little things like that slide for him.

Incidentally, i'm sleepy, so I can't remember if I ever mentioned who exactly knew about Sasuke's almost-betrayal.

Because, if I mentioned that everyone knew, i'mma gonna have to edit that cops thing a bit. It's alright, it's only a few lines, it's just I'd rather not contradict myself XD;;;

(I would like it better if I can pretend that only ANBU and the Council know he was trying to betray them, or at least how entirely he was ready to do it. If other Jounin and lower ranks know, they could assume that he cracked under pressure, was mad with grief and/or that orochimaru mindfucked him -- which were all a part of it, but far less than they think it was. Sasuke did more than simply react, he made a decision. It's better if they at least assume he was simply reacting, otherwise I doubt they'll ever trust him very far, and the cops in particular will probably see it as sullying the name of the Uchiha... in which case they won't be friendly at all. hmm.

Why can't I remember what I wrote, damn it?)

And I promised i'd do it, and then I forgot, bad asuka, bad.

IT'S PIMPING TIME AGAIN, PEOPLE. By which I mean, EEEE LOOK AT ALL THE SEXY PR0NY DRABBLES PEOPLE WROTE ME.

So yeah. They're short, but they're all so eeee~ (and all for meeee~ *happyhappy*) and I loooove them aaaall~

chronolith : TemaIno, bondage, RAWR!ness~ *fans self* mmm girlsex.

windshades : KyuuSasu ooohohohohoho.

animeprincess : NaruSasu, misuse of jutsu, 'furry' XD

edenfalling : Team 7, threesome, voyeurism, OMG HAWT. funny too. Go sakura! XD

complexphoenix : shortest and bestest narusasu EVAR. XD

gothicstargrl : NaruSasu, toys o_o!!

maldoror_gw : GaaraSasu, NaruGaaSasu, bondage, RAWR-sex, Oh. God. gimme a smoke.

momma_earth : GaaraNeji! violent!sex, angsty~ (you SO can write, girl. XP)

sailor_comet : Goku/Stan from CFUD ♥

French Anonymouse ♥ : verrrry naughty and porny NaruNejiSasu, with bondage and roleplaying!! wheesex. (hahaha, almost no one else can read it. *hoards* mmmmsexay)

grey_sterling : Team 7, NaruSasu, voyeurism. one of the sexiest mental pictures i've had in a while. Thanks for hitting it just right, lovely. I still can't get rid of it.

icedark_elf : Harem fic yay X3 I forgive it for actually being pr0n-less. It's still cute to imagine.

chibi_zia : ARGH OMG WHY DID YOU STOP HERE YOU EVIL WENCH. virgin-sacrifice!sasuke. omg hawt.

crazy_toffee : Team7, NaruSasu, angst and hawtness. Not a drabble, that, but a one-shot. rawrrr anyway.

sarolynne : NaruSasu, kyuubiness outtake of sorts from her fic? rawrr baby.

melhime : the cutest Team7 non-smut EVAR.

stripedpetunia : Hilde/Relena smex, tidbit/preview from her fanfic. w00t girlsex!

toki_usagi : NaruSasuSaku tidbit^^

sintari : NaruNeji, drug abuse, tidbit/preview from fic ^^

theninjakitty : Kyuunaru/Sasu, part of a lemon she's writing for SelfReliance ^___^ (ohohoho knot)

rahedion_woif : KyuuNeji, violent!sex. ohohoho poor Neji~ also (ACK I missed that, how could I have missed that?!) its sequel, with some more Sasuke.

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oooooofic! ^___^ (sweatdrop) I'm way further behind on reading than I thought if there's that many new ones bouncing around... must catch up tomorrow night... after I get my glasses fixed and do the grocery shopping and a couple loads of laundry and pack for mochifest and, er, um, maybe this weekend? ^^;;;

I am NOT a wench.

Evil, yes. Wench, no. :D

Hu Hu Hu. glad you liked, even a little. *licks*

Miam miam tout ça :3

(....un jour, je finirai ton dessin >_________>)

complexphoenix : shortest and bestest narusasu EVAR. XD

I didn't write that, you did! I just pointed it out :) Well, and I also put the words into Naruto's mouth, so I guess maybe it counts. In any case I am glad you liked it!

... I'd have to agree with Asuka. I almost fell off the chair when I read it. XD Aaaaaaawesome.

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uhhh i think i saw it. with naruto being chivalrous even though he didn't want to? (unless you added more)

it was posted? .__.;;;;

Eep, many great fics! *passes out with joy*

Is it sad that I've read all of these already? ^^;
~~and just because I not only read your posts but the comments too~~? *shifty eyes*

I never got around to posting did I? *snerk* Ah well. *shrugs*
I got WoW a few days ago so.... Many things are not gonna be updated for awhile. xD

I'm sad that I can never catch you on weekdays because of the time difference. D:
Talking with you was fun. <3

Kurenai and Asuma just stared, looked at Kakashi, and stared again. They'd heard the stories, but had never truely believed them. At least, not until they were dragged out to the woods by the mountain by one smirking, silver-haired jounin.

At first they couldn't make sense of it. There were too many limbs, too much hair, too much EVERYTHING. But it finally sank in that there were three naked bodies in and tangled heap on the forest floor. Clothes were strewn around haphazardly, as though they couldn't be removed fast enough, and the unique scent of sex still lingered in the air.

Kurenai blushed, and turned around, mortified more for the sake of the three teenagers below than her own mental state. Asuma just covered his eyes. Kakashi, however, smirked and gave a rather theatrical cough. It started his team members enough to make them jump to their feet and look around, and then turn several shades of red and scramble for clothing. He chucked, and proceeded to give them a nice, long lecture on the merits of not having a mini orgy in a place where they were likely to be found.

*cracks up* You know, he would drag the other jounin-sensei out to watch...

Yeah, he would.

I've always loved the idea of voyeur!Kakashi chortling in the bushes while his genins get it on. This is a great twist- too bad he didn't bring Gai too :P

Hope you don't mind, just a bit of comedy.

-continues it from there.-

"Kakashi-Sensei! Why did you have to bring the Asuma-sensei and Kurenai-sensei along too?!" Asked Sakura as she tried to contain the blush that made her look red enough to have painted her face the color.

Naruto, despite how little he cared about others seeing him with his two lovers, did not like the lecture part.. and thus muttered something that he did not intend the other two Jounin-sensei to hear.

Kakashi.. the ever stoic, unflappable, perverted Kakashi. Blushed. And then, because Naruto had talent at making those who were composed and self controlled lose said self control, smacked the blond over the head.

Finally, Sasuke spoke.

"Dobe, that's not going to happen." Sasuke DID NOT like his time with tthe other two being intruded upon. His secret, his. Rumors were one thing, confirmed rumors were a BAD thing.

Kurenai, though blushing still, was controlled enough not to speak aloud. But she did THINK to herself. I Wish, those two need it.

Sakura, however, was the one to blurt out what the blonde said, even as Asuma sputtered with rage, so did she.

"Naruto, Kakashi did not bring them here to 'learn a few lessons for their next session!'"

*dies* Hey Asuka...you really HAVE taken over the fandom!
I'm going to have to think of a follow-up to this. Maybe team 7 stumbling in on said next session.

Write it, write it, write it! You know you want to...

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