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OKAY.
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kineko et moi avont posté le second chapitre de L'Oeil du Dragon sur ffnet. On a fini d'écrire le cinquième -- on les garde avec autant d'avance parce que c'est rare qu'on arrive à se retrouver assez longtemps pour en pondre plus. =__=;
rianax wrote me a lovely angsty Saki drabble. aww. ;_;
Did I ever pimp the final part ofchibirisuchan's Teamwork fan-fanfic? Because if I hadn't, here it is. Tell her it's sexy. (because god it is. her kyuubi's better than mine. *sulks*)
I KNOW I forgot to pimp even more cool stuff. rargh. i suuuuck.
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No, my mental boner still isn't quite back. The uchihacest drabble wasn't smut so much as cliché angst/prelude to rape that I chickened out on and faded to black, the Team 7 blanket fic has veered into angsty -- goddamn it sasuke, shut up and spread em -- and the last two are still staring me in the eye, not telling me a damn thing. I WILL BEAT THEM ALL.
... when I can Feel The Smut again. T_T
So instead of writing my own smut... I'm following a very alluring suggestion.
I'm not asking for real fics here, not even for ficletsthough if you feel like giving it to me, please do. Just random snippets (preferably naughty, huhuhu). Dialogue without a beginning or an end, porn without plot, whatever. One line, or ten lines. more if you want to write more, but this isn't the goal.
Write me a few lines for my random bunnies please? ;_;
For you marvelous people who are ALREADY writing me big fics... Risu-chan. NO. :P You rest, or work on your own fic. Kitty -- SAME.okay maybe a line or two but no more okay? i know you two, you turn everything into novellas. Chronolith, Windshades? only if you feel really really inspired. The challenge isn't really for you, though. you're already being so very very nice and lovely and ahhh I just love you.
So. I love NaruSasu and KyuuSasu and team7 love, of course, but I would also kill for a Naruto's Harem fic (narusasunejigaara, narusakuhinaino, combinations, something ELSE, whatever!), an ItaSasu, or for a TemaIno. Violent!sex = sexy, biting = more sexy, bondage = OMG. Furry!AU = BABIES FOR YOU.
... any takers? ;_;
*crickets*
EDIT: I sleep now. But feel free to keep on spoiling me, people! *rolls in fic-presents*
Les francophones,
kineko et moi avont posté le second chapitre de L'Oeil du Dragon sur ffnet. On a fini d'écrire le cinquième -- on les garde avec autant d'avance parce que c'est rare qu'on arrive à se retrouver assez longtemps pour en pondre plus. =__=;rianax wrote me a lovely angsty Saki drabble. aww. ;_;Did I ever pimp the final part of
chibirisuchan's Teamwork fan-fanfic? Because if I hadn't, here it is. Tell her it's sexy. (because god it is. her kyuubi's better than mine. *sulks*) I KNOW I forgot to pimp even more cool stuff. rargh. i suuuuck.
+
No, my mental boner still isn't quite back. The uchihacest drabble wasn't smut so much as cliché angst/prelude to rape that I chickened out on and faded to black, the Team 7 blanket fic has veered into angsty -- goddamn it sasuke, shut up and spread em -- and the last two are still staring me in the eye, not telling me a damn thing. I WILL BEAT THEM ALL.
... when I can Feel The Smut again. T_T
So instead of writing my own smut... I'm following a very alluring suggestion.
I'm not asking for real fics here, not even for ficlets
Write me a few lines for my random bunnies please? ;_;
For you marvelous people who are ALREADY writing me big fics... Risu-chan. NO. :P You rest, or work on your own fic. Kitty -- SAME.
So. I love NaruSasu and KyuuSasu and team7 love, of course, but I would also kill for a Naruto's Harem fic (narusasunejigaara, narusakuhinaino, combinations, something ELSE, whatever!), an ItaSasu, or for a TemaIno. Violent!sex = sexy, biting = more sexy, bondage = OMG. Furry!AU = BABIES FOR YOU.
... any takers? ;_;
*crickets*
EDIT: I sleep now. But feel free to keep on spoiling me, people! *rolls in fic-presents*
The Sharpie Adventures
#1-The Body is a Canvas
Sasuke has promised himself that he would never take one sip of alcohol when both Sakura and Naruto were present. This was all well and good but he had forgotten one vital and key factor, to make sure that Naruto and Sakura would not drink themselves stupid. Damn himself for being too late! By the time he found them, they were both wasted beyond belief. So considering this fault in his planning, it really was no surprise to him that he ended up with his cheek pressed up on the coffee table with his hands held tightly immobile behind his back-again.
Sasuke tried to ignore Naruto’s strong thighs holding his legs still and rough fingers grabbing his hair, holding him in place. He tried to ignore the slightly ticklish feeling of Sakura’s hair against his bare back as her weight kept his arms locked. And most of all, he tried to ignore the rush of orgasmic memory of the last time he was in this position. Sasuke grit his teeth and shivered involuntarily as something wet slid along his back. He hoped to whoever was listening that Naruto hadn’t gotten some kinky toy. It wasn’t until Naruto passed it to Sakura that he realized what it was. Somehow, they had gotten hold of one of those Sharpie permanent markers and were currently using Sasuke’s body as their own canvas. Sasuke struggled in their collective grip but they only clung tighter, laughing at him. Realizing that it was futile, Sasuke could only swear and wait until the morning to see what nonsense they had drawn on his body.
#2-The Sharpie Strikes Again
Naruto woke up to the jostling movements of someone climbing out of the bed. Cracking one lazy open, he noticed that Sakura was still fast asleep, curled up against his chest. Looking around, he could just make out a very rushed looking avenger pulling up a pair of boxers and pants in his haste to be on his way. As Sasuke made his way to the bathroom, Naruto couldn’t help but smirk into the pillow as Sasuke stared at his Sharpie- marked reflection. The sounds of running water and muffled curses were like music to his ears. The water abruptly shut off and Naruto shut his eyes to feign sleep until Sasuke exited the room. Still smirking, he gently squeezed the notorious marker underneath Sakura’s pillow. Before he nodded off back to sleep, Naruto wondered just when Sasuke would find out about the giant Superman ‘S’ that he completely missed on his back.
#3-Paw Prints
There were times when Sakura really hated her pregnancy but then there were those moments where she loved it. Like now, with Sasuke cradling her as they lay against the headboard of their bed and Naruto draped over her legs drawing a trail of paw prints on her round belly. When she felt the baby move under a particular paw print that Naruto was finishing up, she smiled. Amused blue eyes met hers and took on a mischievous glint as the paw prints traveled from her belly to Sasuke’s leg. Sakura angled her head upwards to catch Sasuke’s annoyed frown and couldn’t help but laugh a little. One could say it was the undeniable mark of their family.
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