WHYYYY TT____TT

[askerian]

WHY CAN'T I WRITE THREESOME SMUT?! WHYYYYYYYYY!!???!!

... I can't believe it's happening to me. it's the first time it does that to me -- *feels diminished as a man writer* ...maybe there are ... pills... or something... T_T

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[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh that sucks. If it makes you feel better, I have yet to ever write a threesome. I arguably don't even write enough twosomes that do more than just fade to black. *shifty gaze*

... When in doubt, try foodsex! Or some other insane fetish. :D The theory that I just made up behind this is that since normal sex can get boring and repetitive even when it's hot, you need to just throw something new into the mix. Like kinks! YEY X3

[askerian]

hah!! might have to try that theory, yes. XD XD XD

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Mental image: Naruto slurping ramen off of Sasuke's body. XD