I feel evil.

[askerian]

I think I've stained an innocent young mind FOREVAR today.

>so like i was wondering why do you write nasty
>stories!! its kind of funny though i laugh at them!!

... okay, she doesn't sound traumatized. XD But if she's over 12, I'll be very very surprised. haha. god.

I actually want her to write back, I think, just so I can explain the difference between nasty and private and why sexual doesn't equal bad but does equal keep it to yourself anyway.

I also want her parents/older brother/responsible person to read my mail and block a few sites from her. =__=; It's not so hard to get a net-nanny program, damn it.



... I wanna write a nasty story now...

Comments

[trowacko.livejournal.com]

good frickin' crikey O_o;;;

[askerian]

*snerk* yes, it would. i just need plot. damn it. why can't i write honest PWPs?

[askerian]

thirteen is still okay, i mean most of them are at least entering puberty and all and I remember how curious I was at their age. But YOUNGER, wtf no. That's just wrong. WRONG I SAY.

bbbut i need PLOT... ;_;

[rianax.livejournal.com]

My 13 year old knows more about sex than I do-- Sex in the City is not right for this age.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Write the Saki-chan fic you owe me. I know you have part of it done.

[askerian]

sorry love, but that story is quite dead. -__-;;;;

[flyby.livejournal.com]

Gods. Parents who just throw their kids at the internet... *twitch* I have an ICRA label on my site for a reason, but that means fuck-all when parents can't be bothered to protect their children. Probably these are the same damn parents who scream blue murder about paedophiles every time a gay person moves in across the street, too. Just, ugh.

[askerian]

-____-;;; *nod nod nod*

In all fairness, kids are tricky little bastards and it's just impossible to watch them 24/7. But there are way too many people who think that the net and the TV are appropriate babysitters. *sigh*

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

I actually want her to write back, I think, just so I can explain the difference between nasty and private and why sexual doesn't equal bad but does equal keep it to yourself anyway.

I urge you to do so. Early misunderstandings on the subject won't cause permanent damage in and of themselves, but they can definitely exacerbate other issues. As I can personally attest. (This sort of interaction right here is just about the extent of my social life, you see. ^_^;)

I also want her parents/older brother/responsible person to read my mail and block a few sites from her. =__=; It's not so hard to get a net-nanny program, damn it.

*shrug* I figure that the actual problems caused by having access to that sort of thing -won't- be problems if the kids can get access to advice on the subject that's more useful than 'No sex until marriage! Ever! Because unmarried sex is evil! And causes AIDS!' After all, they're certainly going to have to learn at -some- point, and getting all the information then gradually making sense out of it over the next few years seems a lot healthier - and certainly less traumatic - than stumbling out of Sex Ed one day with your eyelids glued open.

In short, I'd say that if someone's old enough to ask, they're old enough to know. Picking the knowledge up off the internet is kind of hit and miss, granted, but still better than a lot of the alternatives.

... I wanna write a nasty story now...

*considers possibility*

*realizes that such a tale would probably be SasuNaru, given the source*

Meh.

*reconsiders*

Unless it's a sequel to Best Laid Plans, or something. I'd like that. h_h

Ja, -n

[askerian]

Hmm. I might, at that. Even though it's not my job to educate these brats, damn it. *sighs* (hah. welcome to the club. Social life? Who needs a social life? we have LJ)

You might be right about it being a good thing in the long run -- provided the kids don't stumble on graphic BDSM art along the way. -__-; I got a flame by a guy once about my quite graphic drawing of malexmale furry art of Gundam Wing characters, complete with scratch marks and angry expressions. I flamed back, and then his big sister took the moral high ground and told me he was only ten. Well, she should have watched him better, but that was still a shock for the brat, whatever the reason -- and my style is far from the most obscene i've ever seen online. *siiiigh* So i've educated some people and traumatized others. oops.

heh.

I already have a sequel to best laid plans going on, and so far no smut. I've posted what I have written at reiyel, if you want to read it and tell me where to go next. I vaguely know a few of the things that have to happen, but i'm clueless as to how to have it progress. (also, the lemon would be a narusakusasu. yes, in that order. mmm sexy no jutsu.)

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

... >.>

I was like 13 when I started reading fanfics. Of course, I was pretty damn mature for a thirteen year old in a lot of ways. I grew up quickly when my dad died. I really think it had an effect on my views on homosexuality and such because the fandom was Vampire Chronicles (very homoerotic at times themselves) and I never came across a het fic. -_-;

But you know, I devoured everything in the fandom, and I never realized until much later that apparently the thought of two men together didn't work for some people. I'm damn thankful I found it, even though I know I technically shouldn't have. Hell, I'm only 18 (well, 19 in like two months) now, so I'm still a youngin to some on here. ^_^

Just saying: usually, especially in anime, I cannot stand the young fangirls. Never in my life was I as dumb as most of them sound. I never left reviews like... well, like that. Parents really do need to watch their kids better, even if I did profit from my parents not watching too much. ^_^

I vote for the nasty story... >.>

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

I also want to point out that because of fanfics, I knew more about gay sex than I did straight for a long time. Hell, I taught my gay friends a few things they didn't know. -_-

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

Er. *bites lip*

The emailing her back might be a good idea, but then, I doubt she'd take it well--at that age she'd probably feel like she was being talked down to and get all riled up at you.

The net-nanny thing, though...just smashes up against my core instincts. I understand what you mean by it, but I was raised in a completely censorship-free household--I'd read The Collector by eleven or twelve, I think, and I don't have the feeling that I turned out badly for it. So, just don't feel that kids really need to be as protected as they're always getting treated.

Yes. Yes you do. Go for it. *waves shiny pocketwatch*

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

Okay, just reading what I wrote (foolishly after I posted it, go me), I realized that the main difference between my situation and this kid's is that the non-censorship only applied to books, not the internet. (Partly because my mom was a librarian and had to deal with asshole parents always screaming about censoring books, and partly because she was raised in a very restrictive household and wanted the opposite for me.) I didn't start playing on the internet and discovering fandom and smut until thirteen, so there probably is a significant difference in what I ran across and what she has the likelihood to run across.

So. Yeah. I still dislike the basic ideas of net nannies. *sheepish grin* I figure, hell, MTV is telling ten-year-olds to dress like hookers; who am I to go against the 'grow up NOW' attitude of mainstream culture?

[lomelinde-sama.livejournal.com]

OOOH YES ! GIVE US THE NASTY !

[suzu.livejournal.com]

Apropo to nothing, that icon is adorable.

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

Icon twins

[lukita.livejournal.com]

If anyone asked, I don't know what they were talking about.

...

"Stop being so tense bastard," Naruto growled at Sasuke as he reached for more lube, "it's not like we've never done this before."

The only response Sasuke gave was a glare and cleched his teeth tighter as if waiting for something unpleasent.

"Will you stop glaring at me like that," Naruto replied as he slowly slipped a finger, then two into Sasuke. "Or do we have to beat each other up everytime before we fuck?"

Sasuke grunted as Naruto's clever fingers played within him. "Moron," he managed to grasp out before another another wave of pleasure overrode his senses.

"See if I do anything nice for you again bastard," Naruto muttered as his other hand slowly ghosted toward Sasuke's erection and took it in a firm grip.

*blush* I don't think I can finish this. *hides*

[askerian]

*nosebleeds* oh, thank you, hon. *cuddlesquish* <3<3<3<3<3<3

It's Tricky

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Having a threesome is, at the best of times, difficult. But when one of your team mates decides it would be hilarious to turn into a woman just after he's entered another team mate, you know you're in for a rough time.

And when the only woman, partly out of annoyance, and partly out of curiosity, turns into a man and loudly declares herself the dom of the other two, you know things are only going to get worse.

~~

There we go, the outline of a really nasty story. Or just about Team 7 members getting revenge on each other in delightful ways.

Re: It's Tricky

[askerian]

*SNERK*

[(Anonymous)]

Je crois que Lychee avait treize ans quand elle a commencé à publier sur ffnet, et elle écrivait sans doute bien avant. Tu as lu ses histoires ? Et c'est sans doute une adolescente bien dans sa peau.
Je trouve aussi que MTV est plus dangereux...


Cholera.

[askerian]

connais pas, non ^^;

il y a quand même une différence entre les images suggestives et le porno du genre kyuubi x sasuke. L'un est une (mauvaise) influence, l'autre est carrément un choc frontal.

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

**sweatdrops because I discovered fanfiction - graphicOMGLEMONsquishBDSMfanfiction - at the tender age of seven**

<_<;; But then, I was very mature for my age. I read the Marquis De Sade when I was five. So......... And despite that, I still want to keep little kids from seeing the stuff. **snicker** Oh, and write the nasty! **makes lemonade**

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

--_-- It ate the other half of my comment. In which I said that I also read the Marquis de Sade when I was five, so it doesn't really matter.

And also urged the writing of the nasty. ^__^

[merrysphynx.livejournal.com]

I want you to write a nasty story, too....

write the nasty!

[pharaoh-cat.livejournal.com]

hello, i'm a lurker that's commented maybe twice and i just wanted to let you know that i friended you. i hope you don't mind.

as for staining innocent young minds, been there done that. my good friend is three years younger then me (she being about to turn sixteen and me being about to turn nineteen), and when i first met her in highschool, she was such a little innocent. NOT ANY MORE!!

It's not as if i've done any harm to her, just lead her into reality a bit more. And the only ways i've corrupted her is by showing her the wonders that are yaoi, lemmons, PWP, fanart, and other wonderful fan-related items.

Re: write the nasty!

[askerian]

haha! i remember you. I like your username.

XD bad, bad girl. no, i was the one getting perverted actually. Before then, I was only secretly a deviant. =3

i should, but the bunnies are holed up for winter, the bitches.

[acechan.livejournal.com]

Nasty stories are goooood things...

And if you want to reply to that kid, it might be a good thing, but there's also perhaps a better chance than you think that it's a rather sheltered and semi-literate 18- or 19-year old. Just as fair warning.

And I hatehateHATE how many modern parents seem to think that the internet/television/random store clerks are perfectly acceptable babysitters and should be held more responsible for their child's development then they are--but then, that's getting into a whole 'nother rant.

[ever-in-eden.livejournal.com]

Oh, the youthful innocence... ^.^ I wonder though which 'nasty' story of yours she was reading, for i am feeling a bit weirded out at the laughing part. ._.

Still she is not that bad of a case- I mean, she didn't mention anything about crying angels and rotting sinners, right? I highly encourage an educational response; I'd say that there is still hope for the poor kid!

And, whoa, let us not get into loving, deeply religious and surely ethical parents, who can just not get bothered with installing nanny software. Cause, you know, it's all our fault for creating the offensive material, putting up warnings and disclaimers. And that gives them all the right in the world to bitch to us weirdos. ...Shame on us *irked*

...but don't we all want you to write them, nasty stories? Hmmm... lessay a nasty threesome? That might or might not involve Naruto and/or Gaara, and/or Sasuke, and/or Neji, and/or Sakura etc.? and I have absolutely nothing specific in mind...

[shadowweaver06.livejournal.com]

I actually didn't come across fanfiction until I was almost fifteen years old, because up until then, I never owned a computer. (So... a little more than two years ago.)

Admittedly, my first reaction to slash-fic was not so welcoming— I've grown up in an overzealously 'Christian' home, and of course, at first, was a copy-clone of my parents. It'd been drilled into me from an incredibly young age that gays were bad and evil... so you can imagine my shock over finding smutty slashfic on the internet soon after I first began reading fanfic.

However... after I read the first fic, natural curiosity set in, and I began to read other, less explicit fic... and my opinions changed on the issue of gays in general.

Which ended up being a good thing: about a year ago, a close friend of mine came out of the closet and went to me first, and had been frightened that I'd have completely dishowned him.

The thought of intolerance often sends me into anger, because I realise how bigoted the people around me are. It's infuriating to think that someone is hated because of something that is so trivial... I really hate to think that had it not been for Fanfiction, I'd still be as closeminded as I was when I started reading it.

So yay for Fanfiction. ^_^

[(Anonymous)]

Hehe. I've always been very pro-gay because I was taught to be by my Mom (and reading Deb Price in the newspaper). But I also had a very negative reaction when my sister first introduced me to slash fiction. At the time it was because it seemed like such a crazy deviation from canon that I did not want in my brain, but over time I became acclimatized and now I love it. Although it hasn't changed my attitude towards homosexuality, it has had an impact on my ideas about copyright, incest, and pornography. I am now quite hostile to the idea that "owning" a universe and characters means you're allowed to say you can restrict other people's imaginations, and although I wouldn't commit incest myself I would not judge another for it as long as they didn't have children. I also have a more strict demarcation between freedom of imagining and of action- it is okay to write anything- rape, pedophilia, you name it- even if it is most decidedly not okay to do it.

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

... **cough** ... I read my first lemon when I was eleven.

Well, I already hit puberty by then, though -- but still. I don't think I ever reacted that badly. I actually just went kind of ''MOM! I JUST READ PORN ON THE COMPUTER D:'' ''..honey, get away from the computer or NEVER LOOK AT THAT AGAIN'' see, I learned, now I read _gay_ porn instead! :D

[edenfalling]

I dunno. I'd write to her, but I think a net-nanny would be overkill. Like rayemars, I have a knee-jerk reaction that censorship = bad. (And yes, I'm also the child of a librarian.) Also, the first sex I ever read was when I was 10, I think, and it was basically degrading rape. (This was in Jean M. Auel's The Clan of the Cave Bear.) And you know? It didn't traumatize me. When I got to the sequel, in which there was quite a lot of 'good' sex (meaning consensual), I thought that was okay. I knew enough to distinguish between them.

I didn't really care much about the sex -- I was, after all, 10, and much more interested in getting on to the rest of the story -- but it's not as if it bothered me. And then I got into soupy romances a few years later and discovered that a well-written sex scene can be rather fun, actually. :-)

Whenever people bring up the OMG-kids-sex-trauma!!! thing, I always remember that. The way I figure it, if I came out all right, I'm sure most other kids can too... provided the adults in their lives don't throw screaming fits and make them think they've done something wrong/nasty/evil.

I didn't get around to discovering the internet until I was already 18 and therefore immune to most of the age restrictions one runs across sometimes, but I'm sure that I would have lied about my age if it had been necessary to enter certain sites. Because age restrictions strike me as just another form of censorship, and as I said, I have a knee-jerk reaction against censorship.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

This is completely unrelated to the topic at hand, but I've read The Clan of the Cave Bear, and all of its sequels except the most recent one (I think I was around 12 or 13 when I discovered them). The first book was amazing, and while the sex/rape in there didn't affect me much since it was important to the plot... it was a bad advertisement for the rest of the series. :P So much random sex. INSTEAD OF PLOT. At least in that one where they were traversing the continent. It could have been like 200 pages shorter, if you ask me. :D

One thing that I will say in Auel's favour though: I have neither before nor since read such a tasteful description of a blowjob.

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

Please write the nasty for us all.
Pretty please.....