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sintari. this is the best meme i've seen in a long while and her replies keeled me ded, so here i am trying to do as well.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1)Sasuke
2)Itachi
3)Kyuubi
4)Heero
5)Sakura
6)Kakashi
7)gamabunta
8)temari
9)naruto
10)Jiraiya
11)Neji
12)kimimaro
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Kakashi/Neji
... no. never. but I think I need to. TEH HOTNESS. o_o;
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Heero? Heero is hot in that "What do you mean i'm hot" way, especially when he's shaking his spandex-clad ass without noticing how form-fitting it is, and even more when he's covered in blood, with a gun in hand. rawrr.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
... if Kimimaro got Temari pregnant? WTF, it's more likely to be the other way around. XD
I think temari would beat him up and then find a way to transfer the pregnancy to him. she'd make a much better daddy than a mommy.
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
about naruto? XD oh hell yes. Too lazy to do it now though.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Itachi/Kakashi?
OH GOD YES.
if by good you mean dysfunctional fuck-not-buddies, I-dislike-you, rough and bloody sex where they're trying to kill each other and achieve orgasm at the same time. I know that's what I mean. *fans self* so wrong. so good.
Besides, three words for you: "72 hours, baby."
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
SakuNaru versus SakuJira XD Well SakuNaru, duh. Even though naruto's got less experience... Jiraiya could give naruto advice, though. *__*
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Gamabunta walks in on ItaKimi. XD
*STOMP* XD They're both enemies of his summoners.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Kyuubi/Jiraiya
Their relationship was forbidden... sworn enemies, separated by the blood of a student, almost a son, they couldn't be together... but nothing, nothing would ever -- *shoots self*
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Sasuke/Temari. HAHAHAno. XD there wouldn't be fluff if there was one of them involved, but the two of them? Sorry, but they're like the ultimate antifluff pairing. Only postmassacre!Uchihacest should be less fluffy. (and yet, it exists. ph34r t3h fangrrlz)
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Gamabunta/Kimimaro.
...XD "Never meant to squish you, baby." (incidentally, the warnings would be Tonguesex, Vore and Bonesex. mmm.)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Heero deflower Sasuke?? ohgod. XD "The hormone levels are distracting us from our respective missions. I suggest we get rid of the problem in the most efficient way possible."
... my god, it could be HOT too. *o*
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Gamabunta. If there are, I don't want to hear it. :D
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Kyuubi het? They better not mind it, 'cause there's going to be some in my fics at some point. XD
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Neji. Oh yess.sarolynne is the first who comes to mind but i know there are others.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
ItaHeeroSaku. hee. That sounds cracktastic enough formuffytaj actually.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Jiraiya: "YES!! bounce on daddy's lap, my pretties!!" (XD *brain breaks*)
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Temari: "Use Your Fist And Not Your Mouth", marilyn manson. :D
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
SasuKakaKimi: Action, uberangst, blood, violence, torture, gore, death. All the good stuff. :D
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Itachi/Jiraiya. *brain breaks again* i'm hesitating between "I have naruto-kun in my power, come at (place and hour) if you want him back alive. (and wear your sexy manthong)" and "mangekyou sharingan!!" XD
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Sakura: as a central character? maybe two weeks.
What is 6's super-sekrit kink?
Kakashi's super sekrit kink: voyeurism? no wait, that's no secret. hm.
... well, he always did seem fond of his nin-dogs...
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Would neji shag naruto? god yes. he'd try at least, then naruto would flip him around and do him good. mmmmm. X3
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
KYUUBI/GAMABUNTA OTP -- uh.
... mafia boss versus demon fox... ... ohh, mmmmm my dream, a relationship between two seme...
... in the end, though, kyuubi tops, because he's crazy enough to do serious damage if gamabunta resists too much. XD (*is so not imagining anthro versions of them going at it*)
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs
off with 4. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and
a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and
finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three
people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who
should write it.
Sasuke and Naruto are in a happy relationship until Naruto suddenly runs
off with Heero (whoa, he likes his messy-haired, uncommunicative bastards XD). Sasuke, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neji (*nosebleeds* omgyes. prettyukes. it's like lesbian sex for yaoi fangirls.)and a brief, unhappy affair with Kimimaro ("why?!!! Why do you always stab me with your bones?!!! You hurt me too much, this can't go on" -- *is shot*), then follows the wise advice of Sakura and finds true love with OMG YES Kyuubi!!!! OHH. (though i don't know if it's true love so much as K: "My bitch. grarrr." *bites Sasu's neck* and S: *pretends to fight* I'll never!!-- i'll never -- i'll... ah -- ahhh... mmmh -- k-kyuubi... *so totally his bitch, yo*)
I think about half my flist would read it if not more, because we're pervs like that and it sounds fucking hot. And we all should write our own version of it, because there can never be enough ukesex or kyuusasu. NEVER.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Gamabunta/Temari: i'd cry. XD
sintari. this is the best meme i've seen in a long while and her replies keeled me ded, so here i am trying to do as well. First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1)Sasuke
2)Itachi
3)Kyuubi
4)Heero
5)Sakura
6)Kakashi
7)gamabunta
8)temari
9)naruto
10)Jiraiya
11)Neji
12)kimimaro
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Kakashi/Neji
... no. never. but I think I need to. TEH HOTNESS. o_o;
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Heero? Heero is hot in that "What do you mean i'm hot" way, especially when he's shaking his spandex-clad ass without noticing how form-fitting it is, and even more when he's covered in blood, with a gun in hand. rawrr.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
... if Kimimaro got Temari pregnant? WTF, it's more likely to be the other way around. XD
I think temari would beat him up and then find a way to transfer the pregnancy to him. she'd make a much better daddy than a mommy.
Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
about naruto? XD oh hell yes. Too lazy to do it now though.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Itachi/Kakashi?
OH GOD YES.
if by good you mean dysfunctional fuck-not-buddies, I-dislike-you, rough and bloody sex where they're trying to kill each other and achieve orgasm at the same time. I know that's what I mean. *fans self* so wrong. so good.
Besides, three words for you: "72 hours, baby."
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
SakuNaru versus SakuJira XD Well SakuNaru, duh. Even though naruto's got less experience... Jiraiya could give naruto advice, though. *__*
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Gamabunta walks in on ItaKimi. XD
*STOMP* XD They're both enemies of his summoners.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Kyuubi/Jiraiya
Their relationship was forbidden... sworn enemies, separated by the blood of a student, almost a son, they couldn't be together... but nothing, nothing would ever -- *shoots self*
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Sasuke/Temari. HAHAHAno. XD there wouldn't be fluff if there was one of them involved, but the two of them? Sorry, but they're like the ultimate antifluff pairing. Only postmassacre!Uchihacest should be less fluffy. (and yet, it exists. ph34r t3h fangrrlz)
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Gamabunta/Kimimaro.
...XD "Never meant to squish you, baby." (incidentally, the warnings would be Tonguesex, Vore and Bonesex. mmm.)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Heero deflower Sasuke?? ohgod. XD "The hormone levels are distracting us from our respective missions. I suggest we get rid of the problem in the most efficient way possible."
... my god, it could be HOT too. *o*
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Gamabunta. If there are, I don't want to hear it. :D
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Kyuubi het? They better not mind it, 'cause there's going to be some in my fics at some point. XD
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Neji. Oh yess.
sarolynne is the first who comes to mind but i know there are others. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
ItaHeeroSaku. hee. That sounds cracktastic enough for
muffytaj actually.What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Jiraiya: "YES!! bounce on daddy's lap, my pretties!!" (XD *brain breaks*)
If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Temari: "Use Your Fist And Not Your Mouth", marilyn manson. :D
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
SasuKakaKimi: Action, uberangst, blood, violence, torture, gore, death. All the good stuff. :D
What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Itachi/Jiraiya. *brain breaks again* i'm hesitating between "I have naruto-kun in my power, come at (place and hour) if you want him back alive. (and wear your sexy manthong)" and "mangekyou sharingan!!" XD
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Sakura: as a central character? maybe two weeks.
What is 6's super-sekrit kink?
Kakashi's super sekrit kink: voyeurism? no wait, that's no secret. hm.
... well, he always did seem fond of his nin-dogs...
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Would neji shag naruto? god yes. he'd try at least, then naruto would flip him around and do him good. mmmmm. X3
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
KYUUBI/GAMABUNTA OTP -- uh.
... mafia boss versus demon fox... ... ohh, mmmmm my dream, a relationship between two seme...
... in the end, though, kyuubi tops, because he's crazy enough to do serious damage if gamabunta resists too much. XD (*is so not imagining anthro versions of them going at it*)
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs
off with 4. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and
a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and
finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three
people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who
should write it.
Sasuke and Naruto are in a happy relationship until Naruto suddenly runs
off with Heero (whoa, he likes his messy-haired, uncommunicative bastards XD). Sasuke, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neji (*nosebleeds* omgyes. prettyukes. it's like lesbian sex for yaoi fangirls.)and a brief, unhappy affair with Kimimaro ("why?!!! Why do you always stab me with your bones?!!! You hurt me too much, this can't go on" -- *is shot*), then follows the wise advice of Sakura and finds true love with OMG YES Kyuubi!!!! OHH. (though i don't know if it's true love so much as K: "My bitch. grarrr." *bites Sasu's neck* and S: *pretends to fight* I'll never!!-- i'll never -- i'll... ah -- ahhh... mmmh -- k-kyuubi... *so totally his bitch, yo*)
I think about half my flist would read it if not more, because we're pervs like that and it sounds fucking hot. And we all should write our own version of it, because there can never be enough ukesex or kyuusasu. NEVER.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Gamabunta/Temari: i'd cry. XD
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P.S. Your crack ideas (especially the last one) alway sounds hot XD
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What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Heero deflower Sasuke?? ohgod. XD "The hormone levels are distracting us from our respective missions. I suggest we get rid of the problem in the most efficient way possible."
... my god, it could be HOT too. *o*
I would pay to see that. You are right they would both agree on something like that.....most likely.
*huggles* I'm so glad you are back.
*long pause in thought* KYUUBI/GAMABUNTA OTP
I think I just about died as the image came.......ugh.....*dies anyway*
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bonnes vacances à toi (à vous) ^_^
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The last one... Wagdlksj. Unless Naruto and Kyuubi is separated, Naruto wins either way.
Kinda funny that Heero is the only one not from the Naruto fandom. ^____^
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*swoon* I'd die to see fanfic like this <3
You are absolutely right! That'd be unbelievably HOT!!!
*waves KyuuSasu flag* ^____^
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You're sick. I love you. The sad thing is that I can totally picture you writing something like that. (Do it! Do it!)
Their relationship was forbidden... sworn enemies, separated by the blood of a student, almost a son, they couldn't be together... but nothing, nothing would ever -- *shoots self*
Good thing you took care of shooting yourself, because I was going to do it for you.
*nosebleeds* omgyes. prettyukes. it's like lesbian sex for yaoi fangirls.
Yesshhh! We need more good SasuNeji. *nudge*
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...You do realize that if Gamabunta were human, he'd totally be Auron from FFX. Not that I've thought about this or anything....*whistles*
Sasuke and Naruto are in a happy relationship until....
You also realize that this fic would probably mostly be about Sasuke finally figuring out that he's an uke. And that any Sasuke/Kimimaro relationship would probably be the most fucked-up thing ever, because Kimimaro would totally only be there because Sasuke's supposed to be Orochimaru's next body.
...And no, no there can never be enough ukesex or kyuusasu. Especially the way that you write kyuusasu. *pants*
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