memeness?

[askerian]

HAHA. kineko just tagged me with the music meme. HAHAHA. NO. I don't do this kind of memes, people. (the memegen ones are sometimes okay... :3) The only one i've ever found interesting enough to post because i wanted to and not because i'd been nagged into posting was one about people asking questions to the characters of stories i'd written, and i had to write the character replying. it was fun, though not a lot of people asked anything.

... in fact, my inbox is empty right now, and i'm not writing because the muses are taking a nap, so. okay, yes, that was rather transparent. so what? *sulks*

Anyone wants to ask what the hell teamwork!Kyuubi or possession!arashi or other people (hell, even GW characters if you absolutely must know) are thinking about ... whatever? Ask them, or ask me directly. Maybe it will help me get back in their mind, clarify their aims and get me back on track. One can hope.

So yeah. Any fic, any character. At the same time... not gonna give spoilers, people. X3

Comments

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Furry!Gaara?

[askerian]

furry-gaara hasn't been here long enough to develop a personality or goals. Besides he's Sera's, not mine.

I think i should read her fics again. To... get used to her character, of course. yeah, that's it. >_>

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

... furry!Gaara is very Zen. Not sleeping tends to do that to a person. Though, to be honest, if he wasn't being Zen or having sex, he'd just be scary and homicidal.

[suzukiblu.livejournal.com]

Naruto from Lace and Strawberries.

[askerian]

x_x god. the most OOC naruto i've ever written. What do you want to know exactly?

[purple-alicorn.livejournal.com]

Any of the other genin (+ shikamaru) on the teamwork situation

[askerian]

aha!! but i'm not here yet for most of them. they still don't know anything but "naruto did something stupid again and stuff happened that we're not allowed to know about"! X3

(well, you've seen Ino's thoughts for the most part, and kiba does know, on account of having a very sharp nose. XD you want kiba's thoughts on the situation?)

[purple-alicorn.livejournal.com]

Ohh yes - kiba would do very nicely....

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

So, Kyuubi-san... Sasuke, Sakura, strawberries, whipped cream, and a long snog-fest...!

[askerian]

*lazy blink* what the fuck would i need strawberries and cream for? Bitch and Slut are for fucking, not eating. What the fuck d'you mean by snog anyway -- *looks through naruto's memories* *SNORT* *sneers*

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

Tsunade's (or Jiraiya's) thought on the whole 'threesome' thing'd be nice to know... (Because to me they're like ... Naruto's parents without wanting to be.)

[askerian]

they're both watching from afar and wondering how far they'll go. they're not allowing themselves to form an opinion as it's really not their business to judge the kids so long as their teamwork keeps doing fine. they're kinda skeptical about it working long-term, but they hope they'll be wrong. makes sense?

[mojojessjo.livejournal.com]

Arashi-san...you're thoughts on the strange relationship that Naruto and the young missing-nin traveling with you seem to have?

Also...is the Akatsuki cloak as heavy as it looks?

[askerian]

ah... I don't know enough to form an opinion, and it wouldn't feel right to pry, but it seems very sad. To be frank, the whole situation is a total mess.

Naruto is wearing the cloak at the moment... but yes, it's quite a thick, heavy material. Metallic threads weaved in, I'd wager, plus a large number of inner pockets.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_argustar/]

::raises hand:: This one's for Lace and Strawberries Sasuke . . .

If the situation isn't "real" to you, why do you continue it? Comfort? Sexual release? Some secret passion for Gothic Lolita fashion?

[askerian]

*grits teeth* none of your fucking business!!!

(he doesn't even know exactly; just knows he needs it bad. yay deniaaal XD)

[lukita.livejournal.com]

Teamwork Sakura, think you'll be going back to being a ninja after the kid is born?

This one is for Asuka, why did I get a funny feeling you'll make the baby pink haired and green eyed just because you can? XD

[askerian]

What a question! Of COURSE i'll go back to being a ninja! do you think i'd allow my boys to go on without me? *hmph* The baby situation will... uhm. solve itself in some way, i'm sure. i hope. because i AM going back, but -- my baby...



dunno, starting to know me too well? XD

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

This has nothing to do with your post. But, since it's YOUR FAULT I decided to draw that, here's the link (which I can't give in link form because hnnn I'm so lame TT) http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/chibi_zia/Naruto/UchihaSasuke_modif2.jpg

I so totally blame you on that. I never even TRIED to draw Sasuke before. Hnnn.

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

Okay so it is in link form. ...Hate LJ with passion.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

this is a question to cyborg!naruto: how did you get a hold of an Uchiha spine anyway? and how the fuck did you bet it away? i mean, seriously.

[askerian]

How I got it? Ehh, I don't really remember. Traded it for something else, probably.

As for the bet, it involved that stupid old hag actually winning, for once, but here too i don't remember the details because just after she got it, a ton of things fell on us at the same fucking time -- things like her apartment blowing up and me and a few people getting severely beaten up and lots of stuff getting stolen/broken/burned. So yeah, didn't care much about the spine at the time. I swear she's cursed.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

*hophophop* ooo! ooo! i have one for Teamwork!Ino.

what do you think Sakura is going to do about her situation, and how do you think it'll affect you?

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, and one for Teamwork!Kyuubi.

o_o are they really as lovely as they would be if they were furry in truth?

Anything?

[(Anonymous)]

Sakura from Sakura's First time.

Hey! Don't you want to loose your virginity yet? If you don't then you can never have a baby with Sasuke-kun and Naruto, am I right?

Talk to your mistress!

Re: Anything?

[askerian]

Wh-what a question!! I'm not running around to -- to lose it, just like that! i'm not like that. I mean, sure, i think of it, but -- maybe if i find a nice boy...

... baby? With Sasuke-kun and Naruto Are you smoking something?! I'm way too young to have a baby, and -- well, I'd love to be with Sasuke-kun, but ... *sigh* he doesn't seem to want me. And what's that about naruto?! You're crazy! Okay, he's not that bad anymore, but -- but he's NARUTO! He's so not boyfriend material it's not even funny.

[naanima.livejournal.com]

Uhh, pick one that interest you ^_^ (Though answering all of them would be kind of cool.)

Possession!arashi.
What does he think when he sees the way Sasuke and Naruto interact?

Possession!Naruto.
What is he thinking on seeing Sasuke? (Though this might be cheating as Naruto is kind of out of it.)

Possession!Itachi.
What was his last thought?

teamwork!Tsunade.
What does she think about the whole Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura situation?

[askerian]

possession!arashi:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/askerian/174554.html?thread=2163162#t2163162

Possession!naruto is so rarely only naruto these days that entangling what he thinks might well be impossible. It's not really put into words anyway.

Possession!Itachi: ... I made a mistake. Where...?

teamwork!tsunade:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/askerian/174554.html?thread=2162906#t2162906

[kira-kirke.livejournal.com]

HA!
Gundam Wing!
What children from Cloneness think about Heero and his relationship with Duo? :P (except Relena...her feelings are quiet obvious :) )
*dances happily around with GW banner*
Don't think we'll forget about your GW fics...

[askerian]

*chews on you*

Alex, Mueller and Barton have about the same reaction: I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING LALALALA.

Otto: *embarrassed grimace* Well. If it makes them happy, then it's good. Mr Duo deserves some happiness. Just -- don't ask me to think about it too much, please?

Cathy: Oooh, it's so romantic -- but if that clone-guy tries to hurt him, i've got a big kitchen knife with his name on it. But still, it's so cute!! *blushy grin*

Milly: His what? *blinks, frowns* Well i guess it's good he can manage that clone. Heero's strong. We need strong people. I don't know how Duo can secure his loyalty, but if he can...

Nanashi: ... *shrugs* he's okay.

Sylvia: *HIDES*

Hilde: DUO HAS A BOYFRIEND!!! DUO HAS A BOYFRIEND!!! *dances*

Fei: ewwww. Kissing is DISGUSTING. I'm never ever kissing ANYONE. Kissing is for girls anyway. yuck.

Mei: HEERO AND DUO, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Quatre: *giggle*

Lena: ... ;___; MY DUO. MINEMINEMINE. ... MY HEERO. *jumps on the bed in between them* *CLINGS*

[kineko.livejournal.com]

öö Je suis pure et innocente

[askerian]

... pas de commentaire. XD

[edenfalling]

For Cyberpunk!Naruto: Do the ears and other changes gain customers or lose them? And how does it feel to be so visibly biologically altered, when you work in a tech field that depends on metal, plastic, and circuits instead of human parts?

(Also, you owe me fic reviews. *pokes*)

[askerian]

Meh, most of them come by 'cause a friend sent them to me. So they already know i know my stuff. Now I deal more in hardware anyway, so I don't have to be equipped with a datajack to be the best in my field. Claws are damn useful for manipulating tiny screws and tangled wires and stuff. So it only loses me the elitist morons, who aren't that big a loss in the first place. :D


(ohfuck, you're right. meep? o_o;;;; )

[rianax.livejournal.com]

If you are still doing this, can I ask a few? (you choose)

To Teamwork!Sasuke, how are you going to deal with having such a child in such a complicated stituation, any thoughts on names yet?

To dear Teamwork!Ino, thoughts on baby showers and dragging Sakura's boys into the fray?

To TwoKnights!Duo what the hell is going through your head and when did the appeal of the Princess first reach you?

To Cloneness!Heero so how does it feel to be human, any thoughts on getting into the farming life?

To Teamwork!Gaara/Temari/Itachi what was your first thought on the blessed news? (Cause I really want to hear what the grapevine puts out?

[askerian]

oh, you can ask anytime ^_____^

teamwork!Sasuke: ... i'll deal. That's all. And no, I haven't. Do you honestly think I have the time for that? *grumbles, looks away* Besides, Naruto should contribute something. Lazy ass.

teamwork!Ino: *wide grin* why, maybe i do... but it's supposed to be a surprise, so I'm not telling. As for the boys, pshah. They're useless for things like that. ... unless I need to carry heavy things, maybe.

TwoKnights!Duo: Heh. *leering grin* What's going on in my mind? Sex, mostly. besides, i've always known that Relly's a beautiful gal. I probably noticed long before Heero even discovered he wasn't actually a ken doll. Just never had any reason to do anything about it before today.

Cloneness!Heero: ... I don't understand the questions.

Teamwork!Gaara: ... why should I care?

Teamwork!Temari: *snorts* Huh. Interesting bit of gossip here. More power to them. *goes back to hitting on Shikamaru*

Teamwork!Itachi: ... so it seems that my foolish little brother is getting distracted from his goals...