i'm a masochist.

[askerian]

Because I am bored and Iruka isn't talking to me, thus preventing me from completing the Teamwork chapter, and none of my other fics want to let themselves write (if any of my wifeys whine about saki-chan i'll bite them), I am offering 5 drabbles again!!

Give me a fandom, a pairing/person, and preferably a bunny/setting/mood/sentence to use and i'll write something. It can be anywhere between 100 and 1000 words, no clue which before it actually comes out. ^^;

First come, first served, so hurry up :p

I'm not letting people who got one before ask again, though. So there.

As a reminder: are not allowed to request: mikkeneko, rageboxalice, jamjar, bemysty, animeprincess, purple_angel01, rianax, miko_no_da, windandwater, joisbishmyoga, ashphoenix. wow, that's a lot more than i thought. O_o;;

-I like naruto bestest. (I can try most pairings. challenge me to write anyone/gaara or anyone/itachi at your own risk. I dare you.)

-If you're going to request a Teamwork drabble, please try to ask for anything BUT things about the baby -- unless you have a specific and original idea. i'm getting a bit burned out on "people's reaction to baby" ficlets.

-I will only write GW if you give me a plotbunny and/or a line to use. I will not write pairings containing ozzies. I can write yuri. The only het pairings I'm going to touch are heeroxhilde and wufeixmeiran.

-*stabinates FMA*

-If I really really can't write your bunny, you can ask for something else instead. i'll try my best to write your first, though ^^;



edit/ whoa, all five already taken. whoa. @_@

So. I owe: maaya1x2, _sachi, joosetta, erriefiction, edenfalling.

Well at least it's only naruto. x_x;;;;; *starts poking at bunnies*

Comments

[askerian]

UWAH. O_x

... uhh.

godyes.iloveyou *dhed*

[askerian]

X33333333 i love your twisted brain. *pets*

[askerian]

*snickers* maybe we should do a crossover. your sasuke and my sakura = CRACKOMGHAHAHAHA.

[aconite.livejournal.com]

ME ME ME ME ME! PICK ME.

Naruto/Itachi. Akatsuki!Naruto.

[askerian]

O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

I shall try. *shudders*

[aconite.livejournal.com]

Evil is sexy What? :P

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

[askerian]

... I JUST GOT A BUNNY. WAHHHH. *stabinates you*

[aconite.livejournal.com]

MY WORK HERE IS DONE. You know you love me!
*is stabeded* ow.

[joosetta.livejournal.com]

Itachi/Gaara plz with Iruka FMA crossover

Sasuke and Kakashi. Sasuke has really obviously gotten laid (think bitemarks), Kakashi has really obviously noticed.

And like, humour, with goofy poking-fun-at-Sasuke Kakashi. Doesn't have to be teamwork or anything, and Sasukes partner can be anyone.

(but especially Itachi or Gaara plz)

[askerian]

HAHAHA YOU KEEL ME DHED. Okies. X3333

[erriefiction.livejournal.com]

I'd like a story about where the hell Rock Lee came from. If that's feasable for you? I can request something else.

[askerian]

O_O ohhhh. I'll think about it for a little while, see if a bunny comes.

crack or serious?

[erriefiction.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd prefer serious.

Like, have Gai find him in a village or from a shipwreck or something, and he's the only one alive from a slaughter. Or if it's crack, Lee can just be a little Gai!clone that went horridly wrong.

[askerian]

hmmmm. *tries to think up serious bunny*

[askerian]

DONE.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/askerian/162607.html#cutid1

[edenfalling]

*rubs hands evilly*

Okay, I am going to MAKE you write something about Kurenai. In which, during the three years Naruto is gone, she's helping Hinata build her newfound confidence, and Hinata then develops a crush on her and timidly reveals it, and Kurenai is all WTF? and then you can decide what happens.

Go. Write. :-D

[askerian]

O_O

...

...... YOU ARE SO EVIL, WAHHHHHHH.

okay, okay. *adds you to the list*

[edenfalling]

Well, y'know, that kind of goes with the whole *rubbing hands evilly* thing...

*vanishes in a puff of smoke and evil laughter*

[askerian]

DONE.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/askerian/160370.html

[malika.livejournal.com]

NejiHinata fluff?! Or angst?! Or angstfluff mutation?! ::does the i'mawhoreforgoodfic dance::

[askerian]

HAHAHA YOU'RE TOO LATE!!! *escapes*

Maybe i'll do a second batch, i dunno yet ^^;

[malika.livejournal.com]

*weeps disconsolately*

[ex-res-judic324.livejournal.com]

hahahaha oh god.

Temari/Gaara, classic format from the old (bad) GW hurt/comfort fics. A mission has gone bad, they're behind enemy lines, one of them is badly hurt, sex insues. <33333

Teamwork drabble, give me politics. Give me Tsunade talking to someone about how they are going to handle the ZOMG SPAWN OF DEMON reaction from the village once people figure out--generally--that breeding has happened.

[askerian]

tooooo laaaaaaate... X3 but save the bunny in case i decide to do that again. :p

[lalunaanihunter.livejournal.com]

Hmm ::rubs chin:: 1x2 orrrrrr 1xRx2

[askerian]

*points at first post, especially lines about GW requests* XP no spots left anyway, so there.

[lalunaanihunter.livejournal.com]

::blubbers in good lovingness:: must have missed that :3

plot Bunni

[(Anonymous)]

I know you said no bay ficlets....but with if naruto lost the baby? Or maybe both he and sasuke did and they trying to hide the fact from sakura? No? Yeah...I know...dumb idea...

Or (I dare you) Itachi/Naruto

Re: plot Bunni

[askerian]

if they lost the baby, they'd freak and ask for help. besides, naruto has a super sense of smell and kyuubi could find his offspring anywhere, so i don't see how it would happen.

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

I know it's too late for this round, but...
I've had the image of the Akasuki in Zoot Suits, but that fashion could extend to any of the Naruto crew. Asuma and Kurenai swing dancing? Now that's just a fun image in general. Or Kakashi...the things he could learn with the Sharingan...

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

TT________TT

*weeps bitter bitter tears again*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

-*stabinates FMA*

;_; doushita?

[lomelinde-sama.livejournal.com]

I never have the time to request, but I will lurk in the dark until I can ...

*insert maniacal laughter here*

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

nuuuuuu! no requestings for meh?

T__T *cries*

*throws SasuGaara at Asuka* -.-

[askerian]

Sasuke watched him approach, eyes bleeding into black. Gaara smiled. He looked much better when he wasn't using the sharingan. He looked much better when he was too exhausted to call on it.

Too exhausted to run away.

He was caught, now, and he knew it. And he was so much more beautiful with his lips reddened by wet, glistening blood, with his chest desperately heaving for breath, with his clothes shredded by numerous crashes against trees and rocks.

He was beautiful, and loved, and strong. Gaara licked his lips, and advanced, slowly, his sand rising all over them to cut every escape route.

Mother would be pleased.

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

Mééé j'arrive toujours en retard ;______________;

[bobangk.livejournal.com]

I know it's really late, but I got a plot bunny!>XD

How about everybody getting drunk, on celebration party of Sasuke's return? I mean, it's rather cliche, but characters being drunk always means trouble!>xD(Esp with Lee's crazy skills ^_-)
I'd love to see Hinata being sexy without trying, and Neji completely troubled 'coz the "heir" of the house is being very unusual.>XD

[bobangk.livejournal.com]

Oh, and it's not a request.>XD Just sharing a plot bunny.