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(naruto) baby drabble again
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ashphoenix, who requested kakashi babysitting. Some of it might not stick with the Teamwork canon (seeing as i still don't know if sakura will be tsunade's student or not), but I went for funny more than for in character. :p
Kakashi stared at the Demon Spawn.
"You want me to do what?"
The Demon Spawn stared back.
"Keep the baby for the day. We'll be back at five; you just have to make sure nothing happens. There's a bottle of milk here just in case, and here's Mister Carrot."
A pale blue bunny was shoved at him. Kakashi didn't break eye contact with the little pest as he snatched the plushie before it could hit him in the face.
Sakura picked up her child and cooed and petted and whatever it was girls enamored with their brats did. The brat kept staring over her shoulder. And staring and staring. If it thought he was going to look away first --
Kakashi could feel Sasuke's stare. It was a cold, annoyed stare, and his pupil had progressed a lot since the period where Kakashi could kick his ass and read his book at the same time. He broke eye contact with the Spawn to look at him.
"Nothing will happen," Sasuke said in a monotone.
"Nothing will happen," Kakashi repeated docilely. He hadn't survived that long by being stupid, after all.
Sakura put her child down, thanked him and left. Sasuke followed. Kakashi looked back at the demon spawn. It grinned up at him, and closed an eye, cute pouty features twisted in an adorable face.
The evil brat was mocking him. Kakashi wondered if its parents were far enough to hear if he attempted anything right now.
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It would be a cold day in hell before the genius Copy Ninja Kakashi let a brat, evil or not, ruin his afternoon. It didn't take more than a few minutes to find a way around that annoyance, and then he proceeded to sprawl under a tree in the closest public park and read. Vol.8 of Icha Icha Paradise had just come out, and he wanted to finish it.
He was just at the scene where Junta and Hiromi realize that they have both cheated on each other with the same girl when the book was torn from his hand by an irate pink-haired fury.
"WHERE. IS. MY. BABY."
Kakashi shrugged and stole his book back. "Wait a sec." He whistled, sharply. A heavy thumping sound was heard, and then the bushes rustled. "Here."
Fifi came to a stop a hand's breath away from Sakura, little stump of a tail waving madly, enormous chops flopping over a cheerfully lolling tongue. On the mastiff's head, Pakkun was desperately trying to hold in place a laughing and squealing infant.
Sakura stared for a few seconds, and then tore her child away with a horrified cry. A strip of cloth stayed in Pakkun's mouth.
"YOU LEFT A TODDLER TO DOGS?!"
"They're ninja dogs." Kakashi turned the page. Hiromi hadn't actually cheated on Junta with Ayako, but with her evil twin sister Mayuko, who was planning to blackmail her with the tapes of her lesbian interlude. The plot was thickening.
"IT DOESN'T -- YOU -- ARGH!!!"
"Hey! We're smart dogs," Pakkun intervened. Sakura glared him into rolling over.
"Kakashi-senseiiii..."
"What? Your brat had fun, nothing happened--"
Tsunade, Kakashi decided as he watched Sakura stomp away, had really done the world a huge disservice by showing her how to use her muscles.
Rubbing his smarting cheek, he crawled out of the hole and started searching the bushes for his book.
Edit/ AH-HA!!!! I knew there was one pic of Saki-chan I hadn't posted, and here it is!! I found it again. *happypurr* eeeee so cute. X33333
ashphoenix, who requested kakashi babysitting. Some of it might not stick with the Teamwork canon (seeing as i still don't know if sakura will be tsunade's student or not), but I went for funny more than for in character. :pKakashi stared at the Demon Spawn.
"You want me to do what?"
The Demon Spawn stared back.
"Keep the baby for the day. We'll be back at five; you just have to make sure nothing happens. There's a bottle of milk here just in case, and here's Mister Carrot."
A pale blue bunny was shoved at him. Kakashi didn't break eye contact with the little pest as he snatched the plushie before it could hit him in the face.
Sakura picked up her child and cooed and petted and whatever it was girls enamored with their brats did. The brat kept staring over her shoulder. And staring and staring. If it thought he was going to look away first --
Kakashi could feel Sasuke's stare. It was a cold, annoyed stare, and his pupil had progressed a lot since the period where Kakashi could kick his ass and read his book at the same time. He broke eye contact with the Spawn to look at him.
"Nothing will happen," Sasuke said in a monotone.
"Nothing will happen," Kakashi repeated docilely. He hadn't survived that long by being stupid, after all.
Sakura put her child down, thanked him and left. Sasuke followed. Kakashi looked back at the demon spawn. It grinned up at him, and closed an eye, cute pouty features twisted in an adorable face.
The evil brat was mocking him. Kakashi wondered if its parents were far enough to hear if he attempted anything right now.
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It would be a cold day in hell before the genius Copy Ninja Kakashi let a brat, evil or not, ruin his afternoon. It didn't take more than a few minutes to find a way around that annoyance, and then he proceeded to sprawl under a tree in the closest public park and read. Vol.8 of Icha Icha Paradise had just come out, and he wanted to finish it.
He was just at the scene where Junta and Hiromi realize that they have both cheated on each other with the same girl when the book was torn from his hand by an irate pink-haired fury.
"WHERE. IS. MY. BABY."
Kakashi shrugged and stole his book back. "Wait a sec." He whistled, sharply. A heavy thumping sound was heard, and then the bushes rustled. "Here."
Fifi came to a stop a hand's breath away from Sakura, little stump of a tail waving madly, enormous chops flopping over a cheerfully lolling tongue. On the mastiff's head, Pakkun was desperately trying to hold in place a laughing and squealing infant.
Sakura stared for a few seconds, and then tore her child away with a horrified cry. A strip of cloth stayed in Pakkun's mouth.
"YOU LEFT A TODDLER TO DOGS?!"
"They're ninja dogs." Kakashi turned the page. Hiromi hadn't actually cheated on Junta with Ayako, but with her evil twin sister Mayuko, who was planning to blackmail her with the tapes of her lesbian interlude. The plot was thickening.
"IT DOESN'T -- YOU -- ARGH!!!"
"Hey! We're smart dogs," Pakkun intervened. Sakura glared him into rolling over.
"Kakashi-senseiiii..."
"What? Your brat had fun, nothing happened--"
Tsunade, Kakashi decided as he watched Sakura stomp away, had really done the world a huge disservice by showing her how to use her muscles.
Rubbing his smarting cheek, he crawled out of the hole and started searching the bushes for his book.
Edit/ AH-HA!!!! I knew there was one pic of Saki-chan I hadn't posted, and here it is!! I found it again. *happypurr* eeeee so cute. X33333
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good to see that Kakashi doesn't have any qualms about babysitting...9_9 and has no bigotry about this kid. X3 hee hee hee...
*pictures Kakashi with a huge lump on his head, hunting for his book*
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ahh, kakashi pretty much doesn't care so long as it's not a problem for him. babysitting a kid that seems to have made it its missin in life to yank his mask down and chew on his books is... well. no.
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ahh!!!!kakairu chibiness!! and chibi dolphin!!!*counterattacks with own kakairudolphin icon*
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Saki-chan pic
Re: Saki-chan pic
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pushy angst-junkie here
But... but... where's the angst?
The rest of the village hates the baby, right? And they hate Naruto, right? What are they up to? What do stupid parents (I mean Sakura's parents) say - do they beg and grovel or what?
::wants to know::
I wanna see team 7 defend and stand up for their baby!
::is pushy::
Ack! Don't hit meeeeeeeee...
::wails::
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It's all good!
::sits down and waits for angst::
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"Nothing will happen," Kakashi repeated docilely. He hadn't survived that long by being stupid, after all.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
I lov those ninja dogs. Everything in Konoha is ninja something.
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*goes off to find a picture of Sasuke to modify*
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Though the dogs seem to like her. It's that canine shared-heritage coming out. Fox-cubs and puppies raised together generally get on well.
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Anyway, Demon Spawn! Ninja dogs! I would so draw that if I had any talent at all.
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He never _could_ even when he was a genin. MUAHAHAHAHAHA **chokes**
Kakashi is just so ... himself **deadpan**
I think his sharingan eye took over his brain. It's Obito's fault, yes, yes it is.
And now... I have this mental image of _Tsunade_ babysitting. o___o;;
Gwuh, so cute and good and - gwuh. You stop me from sleeping X_X
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~Sam