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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2005-05-02 10:08 pm

and another teamwork drabble!

this time for [livejournal.com profile] miko_no_da who wanted to see something from kakashi's POV. man, he's hard to write. I tried to make him say what he thinks about the three of them, but eh. And i don't know what the hell is Asuma doing here. O_o



Asuma lit his cigarette casually and relaxed against the wall. Kakashi didn't look up from his book. Asuma was considerate enough to stay downwind. Besides, he was going to interrupt his reading soon enough; Kakashi didn't feel like stopping any sooner than necessary.

"I hear your kids have shacked up?"

Directly for the kill. Heh. The copy ninja hummed his positive reply, still reading.

There was a long moment of silence as Asuma smoked and Kakashi read. Then Kakashi reached the end of his chapter, and looked up from his book, eye curved in an amused expression.

"You're bad at pumping people for information. Next time, tell Kurenai to come to me directly."

Asuma snorted. "I will. I don't really want to know anyway."

"Afraid your kids will take their cue from mine?"

Asuma chuckled, a brief bark of a laugh. "It would make their fathers happy at least. They've been torn over deciding which of their sons was going to marry Ino."

The two men rolled their eyes together. Ino was going to marry whoever she decided to marry, and Shikamaru would probably find the idea of a threesome too troublesome to contemplate. As for Chouji, he would follow Shikamaru's lead in Hell if need be, but probably not into his bed. Besides, statistically speaking, not all kids could be sexual deviants.

Asuma finished his cigarette, and crushed the butt against the wall.

"Give them my best wishes."

"I will."

Humming quietly to himself, Kakashi opened his book and started reading the next chapter.

[identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE how Kakashi is so utterly cool and calm about the whole thing. At least on the outside. Who knows what sorts of Icha Icha thoughts are going on in his head.

[identity profile] miko-no-da.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies* I was going to start listing lines that made me crack up, but I'd just be posting the whole drabble. *loves on and squees madly*

[identity profile] malika.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Besides, statistically speaking, not all kids could be sexual deviants.

::shifty eyes:: says WHO?!

[identity profile] sailor-comet.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That's great. =]
I figure Asuma is there because without another person for Kakashi to interact with, it's hard to get Kakashi to do much. XD I like it.

~Sam

[identity profile] ivyadrena.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*read that as "Asuma is there because without another person for Kakashi to get it on with, it's hard"*

[identity profile] windshades.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow...
I love that Kakashi is so cool with it! Yay for Kakashi!
I also love that he's more worried about finishing his book! Brilliant!
*I know the feeling--stares at the stacks of books around the room. Dang, I've finished them all already. Heads back to the library...*

[identity profile] windshades.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*pets you, mews in concern* Breathe! 's okay! You did a good job channeling his character! *loves* *offers pointy objects to stabinate him with? or a mop? ^_^*

[identity profile] windshades.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck! *cheers you on*
or, if you decide to sleep...
Sweet dreams!
*admires the fiery mop of DEATH!*

[identity profile] animeprincess.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
^O^ so much Asuka joy! *dances about*

by the way, Asuka-jou-chan, i'm not drawing my own thing. i've taken one of your black and white adorable drawings and am coloring. badly. but it'll be okay, i'm learning photoshop slowly and will hopefully make it decent.

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a fear Kakashi's secretely thinking how to get Jiraya to introduce threesomes in the next Icha Icha book... o_o

Not that that would be bad. Noooooooot at all.

[identity profile] animeprincess.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
._. oh, is it okay if i put you on my AIM buddy list?

[identity profile] animeprincess.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
o.o hhhuh. only about 6 pm here. ^^

[identity profile] kiyakotari.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Besides, statistically speaking, not all kids could be sexual deviants.

....so....what does that say about...er..pretty much everyone I know?

^_^* Wow. We make up for the statistics.

**grins** You're really on a roll lately, aren't you. How much is that in the past couple of days?

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-05-02 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you mean, Sasuke isn't enough of a girl? o_o Mm.

Well, it's true Kakashi's a pervert for girls... **remembers episode 101** ... I'm going to go die again.