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rianax.
She found him in the sun room, of course, sprawled on his back in the middle of the wide sun patch, face turned up toward the skylight, heart to heart with the baby. Naruto's large fingers were gripped tightly by two tiny hands, and he wriggled them around as he told a story that had neither beginning nor end. It was, she decided after a few minutes, about a baby fox and a baby raven and a baby bunny, having various unbearably cute adventures.
It was adorable. It made her want to go aww.
She scowled and put her hands on her hips instead.
"Uzumaki Naruto, if you think you're going to avoid helping us like that..."
He gave her puppy eyes that Kiba would have been jealous of. "But the foxlet couldn't sleep..."
"Right. It's probably time for a meal then." She speared him with a warning glare as she picked up the baby. "Now get up and go help Sasuke. He's not going to do it all on his own."
"... I'm allergic to dust?"
"Naruto, I've been inside your apartment."
He sighed and got on his feet gracefully. "Fine, fine. Later, foxlet."
He nuzzled the baby's soft hair, cooing back, until Sakura pursed her lips.
"I'm going, I'm going. Mommy is so mean, isn't she?"
"You should be ashamed. Giving such a bad example to your child -- don't ever grow up to be like daddy, you," she added in a softened tone, hiding an amused smile as Naruto pretended to fall dead of heart attack.
"So cruel!"
"OI dumbass!! Move it!"
Sasuke appeared at the door. His bare chest was streaked with dirt and he wore rubber gloves, and held a mop as if he knew a dozen different ways to kill someone with it. Naruto grimaced at him, putting his hands on the child's ears. The baby giggled, and Naruto spared a brief smile before turning to glare down his opponent again.
"Hey! Don't talk like that around the baby!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and moved the wet mop from hand to hand, secretly enjoying the way Naruto kept it in sight warily. "Moron, it's not as if what I said was going to register."
"Yeah, well, maybe you should start censoring yourself now. Get into the habit, you know."
"And maybe you should start pulling your weight, dead-last, and stop slacking off."
"Hey! I'm not slacking off! I was doing an important job, maybe the most important of all!"
Sasuke and Sakura snorted disbelievingly in perfect unison.
Sasuke hooked Naruto's neck with the broom and pulled him sharply toward the door. "Move your ass, slowpoke. That's still the couch to move back in place."
"And you can wash the windows," Sakura added. "-- though on second thought, maybe Sasuke should do that."
"Hey! I can so wash windows!"
Sasuke eyed him, unconvinced. He arched an eyebrow slowly, deliberately. Naruto fumed.
"Prove it."
The two young men disappeared in the corridor.
Sakura laughed softly as she went to the kitchen, the baby cooing up at her. "Yes, your fathers are so immature, aren't they."
In the distance, she could hear taunts and crashes, and was very glad that they had decided to replace most of the old furniture anyway.
rianax. She found him in the sun room, of course, sprawled on his back in the middle of the wide sun patch, face turned up toward the skylight, heart to heart with the baby. Naruto's large fingers were gripped tightly by two tiny hands, and he wriggled them around as he told a story that had neither beginning nor end. It was, she decided after a few minutes, about a baby fox and a baby raven and a baby bunny, having various unbearably cute adventures.
It was adorable. It made her want to go aww.
She scowled and put her hands on her hips instead.
"Uzumaki Naruto, if you think you're going to avoid helping us like that..."
He gave her puppy eyes that Kiba would have been jealous of. "But the foxlet couldn't sleep..."
"Right. It's probably time for a meal then." She speared him with a warning glare as she picked up the baby. "Now get up and go help Sasuke. He's not going to do it all on his own."
"... I'm allergic to dust?"
"Naruto, I've been inside your apartment."
He sighed and got on his feet gracefully. "Fine, fine. Later, foxlet."
He nuzzled the baby's soft hair, cooing back, until Sakura pursed her lips.
"I'm going, I'm going. Mommy is so mean, isn't she?"
"You should be ashamed. Giving such a bad example to your child -- don't ever grow up to be like daddy, you," she added in a softened tone, hiding an amused smile as Naruto pretended to fall dead of heart attack.
"So cruel!"
"OI dumbass!! Move it!"
Sasuke appeared at the door. His bare chest was streaked with dirt and he wore rubber gloves, and held a mop as if he knew a dozen different ways to kill someone with it. Naruto grimaced at him, putting his hands on the child's ears. The baby giggled, and Naruto spared a brief smile before turning to glare down his opponent again.
"Hey! Don't talk like that around the baby!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes and moved the wet mop from hand to hand, secretly enjoying the way Naruto kept it in sight warily. "Moron, it's not as if what I said was going to register."
"Yeah, well, maybe you should start censoring yourself now. Get into the habit, you know."
"And maybe you should start pulling your weight, dead-last, and stop slacking off."
"Hey! I'm not slacking off! I was doing an important job, maybe the most important of all!"
Sasuke and Sakura snorted disbelievingly in perfect unison.
Sasuke hooked Naruto's neck with the broom and pulled him sharply toward the door. "Move your ass, slowpoke. That's still the couch to move back in place."
"And you can wash the windows," Sakura added. "-- though on second thought, maybe Sasuke should do that."
"Hey! I can so wash windows!"
Sasuke eyed him, unconvinced. He arched an eyebrow slowly, deliberately. Naruto fumed.
"Prove it."
The two young men disappeared in the corridor.
Sakura laughed softly as she went to the kitchen, the baby cooing up at her. "Yes, your fathers are so immature, aren't they."
In the distance, she could hear taunts and crashes, and was very glad that they had decided to replace most of the old furniture anyway.
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See what happened with Mikke? She promised me one little AU-ending, happy-farm-commune-with-babies-and-pets fic for my birthday, and then she ended up writing a gazillion Menage fics.
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Best mental image ever!
*melts into a puddle of Ivy-goo at teh cuteness*
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Yeah, I loved that bit.....even more than the rest. **grins** And my thought? "That's because he DOES, numbskull."
**snickers** OMFGWTFBBQ THE CUTENESS!!! **dies**
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*petmolests* =3
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This and the last drabble--it's a double-whammy of mad cuteness. I died. Twice.
That baby's first word is totally going to be something along the lines of "dumbass." XD I love it.
~Sam
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baby: *babbles*
naruto: *grins* that's it! yes! say "daddy"!
baby: 'sura tn KACHI! *wide baby grin*
naruto: *falls over*
sasuke: *pretends he isn't here*
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*likes*
*is lost* cuz I don't even know Naruto !!! I don't ! Yet I am irremediably sucked into that teamwork timeline !!! I don't know what else to do but give in and go with the flow.
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Will they be put on your site any time soon ? I guess it needs to be orgnaized a bit but ...
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*steals kunai from Sakura to poke GW muse*
*runs away cackling evilly*
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AWWW!
*claps hands in glee*
Fave parts:
/Sasuke appeared at the door. His bare chest was streaked with dirt and he wore rubber gloves, and held a mop as if he knew a dozen different ways to kill someone with it./ Mwaha...must use a mop as a weapon in the near future
Also...
/"And you can wash the windows," Sakura added. "-- though on second thought, maybe Sasuke should do that."
"Hey! I can so wash windows!"
Sasuke eyed him, unconvinced. He arched an eyebrow slowly, deliberately. Naruto fumed.
"Prove it."/ Heeheehee!
You're such a tease when it comes to the baby!
*pets*
Re: AWWW!
Re: AWWW!
*taps fingers impatiently* I MUST learn to be patient! Especially since you've been so nice and written so much lately! *loves*
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Ha. Take that, Naruto. Sasuke is gonna teach the kid his first word. =3 I'd like to say poor Sakura, but... SHE HAS THE TWO OF THEM. o_o For better or for worse.
Mooooooore baby stuuuuff!
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Poke you! POKE NO JUTSU!! (I am afraid to say, it doesn't hurt as much as the Hyuuga's poke. Damn.)
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*avoids pokes skillfully* haha, the poke is not strong enough in you.
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I'll take it you aren't. And... I SHALL NOW POKE YOU TO DEATH (that's gonna take some time. You might want to read a book or something.)
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*melts into pile of goo*
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Someday you should write some of Naruto's bedtime stories, with the fox, the raven, and the bunny. Just to, you know, kill us with cuteness. ;-)
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