rrrgh.

[askerian]

Have I stated how much I loathe wangst-ridden/suicidal-Naruto recently?

1) NARUTO DOES NOT WANGST OVER HIS SAD PAST. It is Sasuke's domain.

2) NARUTO DOES NOT PINE OVER HIS FORBIDDEN/UNREQUITED LOVE. It is Sakura's domain.

3) Naruto does not. I repeat, NOT. WANT TO DIE. Naruto wants to live, and he wants to shove the fact that he's alive in people's face. He's never going to die, because then they'll have won, and he IS. NOT. A. QUITTER. What Naruto is, is ferociously, blindingly alive. That is why I love him. SO STOP MAKING HIM INTO AN EMO, EVANESCENCE-LOVING CUTTER, KTHNXBYE.

Also, dieplz. rrrgh.

Comments

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

But people write what they know, and most people fans asshats see "teenager" and think of their wangsty, emo, evanescence-listening teen years (which they are rarely out of). Or their bratty, wangsty, emo teen sibling(s)/neighbors/kids. Or their wangsty, emo, bratty Dawson's-Creek/soap opera characters.

This does not excuse their idiocy, just explains it.

[askerian]

I do not want explanations, I want these fics to be OBLITERATED. or something. Rarr. *brandishes broadsword*

[askerian]

probably along with the writers.

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm no techie, but don't Mel&Christy have a flammerwabberstein device thingie that they used to turn Evil!Stupid!Relena into piles of incinerated dog crap?

[sailor-comet.livejournal.com]

It's not like he _could_ be a cutter, really--Kyuubi would be all, "WTF bitch? ::heal::"

But, yes. I hate wangst Naruto too.

~Sam

[askerian]

mmmh, might ask if i can borrow. But the broadsowrd is so much more satisfying. It smashes, it dices and i can knock bishies out with the handle. XD

[sadieko.livejournal.com]

But people write what they know

Aaaah, but the problem is that these kids don't know it. Because I've read stuff done by people who are really really cutters or are really sucidal (and can write) and its entirely diferent.

I think its more that they are going for what 'looks' cool.

[askerian]

Well, he could cut himself for the pain, no matter if it heals fast or not -- but ARGH. Cutters turn their anger and pain onto themselves. If Naruto is angry/sad, he goes and beats Sasuke up. Hnn. *stomps around*

*licks you*

[askerian]

*nodnod*

omg!!1!1 emo is SO kewl.

Not. *stabinates*

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

Oh, you said it.

The only way Naruto would willingly die, is by jumping into a fight he knew he had no chance of winning, to save something or someone he believed in. And even then he'd have to be dragged kicking, screaming, clawing and cussing into hell.

Naruto doesn't angst like that. Even when he does angst, he doesn't whine and bitch and moan, and generally be an emo little turd.

Kids, pay attention. The humor? That is NOT Naruto's coping mechanism. Naruto. Gets. Mad. He is a pissy little bitch.

Plus? What good is being a cutter if you heal immediately, anyway? Unless you like watching the wounds sizzle closed, which I kinda do, actually, but that's beside the point.

Nice mini-rant. ;) I knew there was a reason I liked you.

[askerian]

Yeah. he'd go down fighting with everything he has. He doesn't accept hopelessness. He wants to change things, to do things, and he gives himself the means to do so. Even in apparently-hopeless situations, he found ways to win anyway. he doesn't give up. if he died, it would be because he'd win something more precious -- like his teammates or his village's safety. *nodnodnod*

I think it's kind of neat too.

[biggersandwich.livejournal.com]

*snerk* It is Sasuke (or Sakura)'s domain... *grin*

But yeah, so true.

[aconite.livejournal.com]

WTF NO. Why do people write him like that?

Sometimes I think half of the fandom is watching/reading a different version than I am. The one where they're all emo highschool kids. :/

[askerian]

Maybe we're not cool enough to get the links to the super sekkrit version, the one all cool, antisocial schoolgirls get. O_o

[askerian]

*licks you* ^__^

[aconite.livejournal.com]

No fair. T_T There's probably a SEEKRIT handshake we need to learn. And pamphlets. Emo Naruto must be explained in the pamphlets. *nods*

[ochame.livejournal.com]

Exactly :)

[askerian]

yes! along with ItaSaku and nice!kabuto, probably. XD

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Kyuubi would be all, "WTF bitch? ::heal::"

Just so amused by that particular phrasing.

[askerian]

me too. XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

What I find funny is that Naruto was hit with Chidori TWICE and he's not dead yet. He's not gonna keel over because he scratches his wrists. XP

... actually, Kyuubi might think that's kinda kinky or something.

[ex-res-judic324.livejournal.com]

[luffs you like woah]

[nabreus.livejournal.com]

oo *randomly pops in* Basically I think how commercialized its gotten about being 'angst' and 'cutting' a majority when writing it, can't even give a good reason and can't even write it right oo; Sometimes it makes one wonder if these 'gud riters' have ever gone to an english class and ever tried to write normally instead 'l33t' or rather 'i'm too lazy to care' typing.

And when confronted they get pissy about it and claim they are 'orignal' Oo;. I find it sad that the authors who do write it, don't seem to pay attention to the core personalities of the characters and warp them into zombies of themselves XD;. I mean seriously and half the time it seems like they copied it off one another and added on little twist to it to make it 'better'.

ee; I can't -wait- to see the excuse of it being Kyuubi's doing because he hates living in a mortal boy XD;.

oo that's all i gotta say about that *runs*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Naruto was hit with Chidori TWICE and he's not dead yet.

*conjures up image of Kaname Chidori, w/ baseball bat*

I dunno, Sousuke hasn't died yet...

[questofdreams.livejournal.com]

just out of curiosity, is it when you come across a particular fic that sets you off or are these just random outbursts? hehehe...no offense, of course b/c I agree with you completely! Love the kid's spirit ^^