I love my friends ^___^;;;

[askerian]

Honey, I hope you don't object to our conversation being posted here, but I just HAD to share.



Askerian: *tackleglomp* are you doing something? ^__^
Askerian: I'm in need of someone to bother
Friend: x_x
Friend: Unfortunately I'm taking off in a couple of minutes...
Friend: sowry
Askerian: *cries* meanie
Askerian: too bad, you'll miss bits of my 2x5x1 lemon
Askerian: I was in need of someone to test it with ^__^
Friend: o.o
Askerian: mwahahahahahaha.
Friend: Well, if I'm real lucky I might bring someone back home to test it with. Not just to read it, but test it, in the field. If you know what I mean.
Askerian: O_____O
Askerian: oooh
Askerian: ...did you buy a webcam? *____*
Askerian: *hinthint*
Friend: lol. No...
Askerian: Crap.
Askerian: camera?
Friend: Yes, I have that.
Friend: Besides, if it does work out, it's likely gonna be a girl.
Askerian: *grumble* ah, shit. not fun.
Askerian: .....although............ 9__9
Askerian: ^___^;;;;
Friend: ^___^ What's on your mind??
Askerian: sex. what else?
Askerian: ;-)
Friend: :-D
Askerian: *snugglepet*
Friend: Mine too.
Askerian: we're so obsessed.
Friend: Hopefully we're not alone.
Askerian: U__U we should all meet and have a big orgy, that would take care of sexual tension :-P
Friend: hmmmmmmm... yeah.
Friend: When?
Askerian: with all the other sex-deprived fans all around..
Friend: Where?
Askerian: dunno. we should organize a convention *__*
Friend: How about your place, 8 o'clock?
Askerian: ...... my dad will be there.
Askerian: *POUT*
Friend: Oh... I'm okay with it, but wouldn't that disturb you?
(several seconds of stunned silence)
Askerian: ROTF EWWWWWWWWW
Askerian: BAKA!!!!
Friend: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!!!!
Friend: Sorry I couldn't resist!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: Hopefully that should take your mind off sex for at least a few hours.
Friend: .. or a few years.
Askerian: ..................................U.U probably
Askerian: ................or else I'll just become a lesbian
Friend: well, my duty is done here. I have to go.
Askerian: aww
Friend: o.o "become"??
Askerian: I'm bi for now. that might change, thanks for the squickage >_<

and then it was time to say byebye already ;__;

Comments

[trowacko.livejournal.com]

oh my, that was incredibly amusing, and a bit disturbing ^__^

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*thinks* I've heard that having sex while your parents are still in the house is a rush. Like... exhibitionism or something.

... I probably shouldn't have said that.

[catzero.livejournal.com]

ROFL "What's on your mind" "Sex" *continues to rofl* That was great!!! This reminds me of our first IM don't ask me why it just does.

I wish that I could have chattred with ya but with the whole 5hr limit thing I can't be on after 12 am. *grumbles at hous-mate*