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Krait ([personal profile] krait) wrote in [personal profile] askerian 2013-11-04 03:30 am (UTC)

Eeeee, Covalentverse! I can't quite call this 'adorable', because Caliborn definitely isn't and Equius doesn't really qualify, either, but it was certainly fun to read!

CT: D--> Ah, yes
CT: D--> I find the fog of sleepiness lifted at last
CT: D--> You are the shrill and puny larval form of our enemy


Ahahahaha, I see that his time among the uncouth lowbloods has taught Equius how to apply a snide rebuke! :D

uu: NO.
CT: D--> Yes
uu: NO.
CT: D--> Yes
uu: FuCKING NO.
CT: D--> Fu
CT: D--> Fudging yes


Heh, and his mixed friend-group has made a dent in his proper vocabulary, too. (How could it be otherwise, with any crew that includes Vantas?)

CT: D--> Your STRENGTH of personality might be a match
CT: D--> Your loudness and lewdness certainly are
CT: D--> Those are not the same things


Speaking of... :D Equius gets subtler! What a perfect blend of cutting implied insult and implicit compliment (to Caliborn and Karkat, respectively). This is the sort of thing that reminds me of Equius's redeeming qualities - in spite of his blood-prejudiced views, he can and does still recognise talent and worth when he encounters it, and doesn't let the prejudice blind him to it.

uu: THIS THING YOU DO WITH YOuR POSTS REALLY DOES RESEMBLE A HuMAN PENIS.
uu: ALSO, NO.
CT: D--> What on Alternia is a penis


Hee! Caliborn, I suspect, hasn't seen any human penises (and didn't pay much attention to Dirk's drawings, either) - arrowheaded dicks?! Snerk. I like how Equius refuses to be derailed, even when Caliborn brings it up again; stands to reason that bluebloods, who are tricky dealers, can recognise a "go on, ask me about X" trap from a mile away, and refuse to engage with it.

uu: FUCK NO, THAT IS DISGuSTING. I HATE YOu HARDLY AT ALL.
CT: D--> That is not reassuring
uu: I DON'T EVEN WANT TO WASTE MuCH TIME ON YOUR MuRDER YET.
uu: JuST MAYBE A COuPLE OF KICKS TO YOuR CORPSE AFTERWARDS. THAT IS THE uPPER LIMIT.
CT: D--> That is slightly better


Hahahahaha, TROLLS!! ♥ + *facepalm* Guys, the fact that you are both in agreeance here is hilarious!

AC: :33 < whoops. i meant cattyborn.
uu: ARE YOu ANOTHER GREEN BITCH.


...For some reason, I keep thinking of those keychains/bumper stickers that read "I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch!" Caliborn has no idea just what kind of hornet's nest he's stirred, here. O.O I wish him all luck dealing with it and by all luck I mean none whatsoever.

AC: :33 < nyow I am going to explain all about repurroduction to you!

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