I love the idea too, sadly enough the file is about 90% notes. I suck. Anyway it's naruto's birthday and he gets "one sexual favor of his choice". XD
"yeah, so we were on too many missions to find any time to buy you something." *gives paper slip* Naruto: ... nothing you could have bought me would have measured up anyway. :D :D :D
"How the hell do you make it look so easy?" Sasuke growled, and let go of the wall slowly. He took one awkward step, then another.
"Hah. What's wrong? Is it too hard for you, Sasuke-chan?" Naruto deflected a shoe flying at his head and laughed.
"Either you shut up, or I change back," Sasuke snarled. "I might change back regardless."
Wincing, Sakura glanced at the boys between her fingers, and threw Naruto a warning look. "Sasuke-kun, I think you're having such a hard time because you're a lot more attuned to your body than Naruto is to his. Give it a few minutes and it will pass, I promise."
"Attu-what?"
"You don't think about what you do or how you do it. You just do it."
"Oh, yeah. It helps, really. The body knows how to move; just let it go."
(...)
"Uh, so... how are we going to...? Do you want to lay down, and I'll -- or maybe you want to be on top?"
"Hell no, Sakura-chan, you know if you let him sit on you, he's gonna drop too fast to get it over with and then he'll be all 'nope, doesn't hurt at all, now get moving before I kill you. Ow'."
Sakura slapped a hand across her mouth to stifle not-very-manly giggles.
Sasuke scowled. "You make it sound like it's similar to getting stabbed, and I'm not so lame a ninja that I can't take getting cut without crying."
"God, Sasuke, it's supposed to be about feeling good. 'Sides for some girls it hurts more than for some others."
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"yeah, so we were on too many missions to find any time to buy you something." *gives paper slip*
Naruto: ... nothing you could have bought me would have measured up anyway. :D :D :D
"How the hell do you make it look so easy?" Sasuke growled, and let go of the wall slowly. He took one awkward step, then another.
"Hah. What's wrong? Is it too hard for you, Sasuke-chan?" Naruto deflected a shoe flying at his head and laughed.
"Either you shut up, or I change back," Sasuke snarled. "I might change back regardless."
Wincing, Sakura glanced at the boys between her fingers, and threw Naruto a warning look. "Sasuke-kun, I think you're having such a hard time because you're a lot more attuned to your body than Naruto is to his. Give it a few minutes and it will pass, I promise."
"Attu-what?"
"You don't think about what you do or how you do it. You just do it."
"Oh, yeah. It helps, really. The body knows how to move; just let it go."
(...)
"Uh, so... how are we going to...? Do you want to lay down, and I'll -- or maybe you want to be on top?"
"Hell no, Sakura-chan, you know if you let him sit on you, he's gonna drop too fast to get it over with and then he'll be all 'nope, doesn't hurt at all, now get moving before I kill you. Ow'."
Sakura slapped a hand across her mouth to stifle not-very-manly giggles.
Sasuke scowled. "You make it sound like it's similar to getting stabbed, and I'm not so lame a ninja that I can't take getting cut without crying."
"God, Sasuke, it's supposed to be about feeling good. 'Sides for some girls it hurts more than for some others."