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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2010-11-25 11:24 pm
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Naruto 518



1. "His anxiety is quelled! Omoi is serious!" Roarr. Charge at Sai&Saibrother, Omoi, cha~rge~

Kankuro yells his bitches into a quick retreat. Meanwhile Deidei chills on his giant owl and gives the Standard Bwahaha I Am Invincible Now-You Have Already Lost villain speech.

Omoi looks badass in that last panel. Cloud people sure seem to like their twirly sword attacks, huh. Sorry Omoi, until you start holding a dozen swords in your pits and the back of your knees you ain't gonna impress me. Killerbee's a tough act to follow.


2. OMOI CAN CUT CHAKRA PUPPETWIRE, BELIEVE IT. >:(
Run, Hyuuga Ankosbitch! And... otherguy. Run like the wind! D:

Deidei has pretty hair when he does he CURSES, FOILED!!! act. So smooth and flowy~ *ships him with Itachi just for that. think of the prettiness of their babies!*

Sasori VS Kankuro coming right up!! :D *clicks next click next*


3. ... Whoa. Kank sends his own chakra strings to glue to the end of Sasori's chakra strings - nice precision there -- and just goes and yanks him down from his rock. Ohohoho. Nananana IT WAS A TRAP :D Good use of your bitches' abilities, Kank. I see why you're a team leader. Ohoho.


4. -- wait, did Kank's earth bitch get Deidei or did Kank manage to yank Sasori straight into him and knock them both down? *goes back to check* ... i'm not sure i get it. Did earthbitch pull up the ground until it smacked into Dei's bird? I am confused.

Anyway, Sasori is reluctantly impressed, and immediately has to talk smack about Kank's "little" improvement. Pff, puppet please. You light know the RED arts but I know the BLACK arts!! (Oh, meaningless gradations by color. I wonder what the rainbow arts could be about. Unless that's like using puppets to be fabulous or something. In which case Kank's got it down too.)


5. NANANA HOW D'YOU LIKE FACING YOUR OWN OLD BODY IN A FIGHT. >:D
Badass angle on that panel.

Sasori: "My old body... Suddenly it all seems so pointless."
Oh no, dissing Kank's achievements. >/
Sasori: "I now have the body I always desired, one that will never rot or decay. I've truly become a puppet, in every sense of the word!"
... oh god. I thought you wanted to have a puppet body in order to be immortal, and be your OWN puppet if you had to be anyone's. I didn't know it was... like... a puppet fetish. Sasori what the everloving fuck for srs.

Pff, it's funny how Sai's brother looks like Sakura already, and then Sasori goes and sticks chakra strings to his head the same way Chiyo did. Deja vuuu. XD


6. Saibrother: "run away..."
He still has the clay in his belly! D:
But Omoi says he knows a little about lightning element and might deactivate Dei's clay !! ... Inspiring confidence there Omoi.

Oh Sai's D: face. It's been so long since I actually wanted to hug him. There there. It's okay, soon you'll. Uh. Get closure or something, cause I don't think your bro's gonna survive this. Looks like honorable self-sacrifice is way more likely.


7. ninjas: *ninjabounce back into position* *boiiing~*

Sasoripuppet!saibrother VS Kankuropuppet!Sasori! dundundun. Fight Kankuro fight -- OOPS SURPRISE LIGHTNING SWORD. :D


8. Haha, missed, like Sasori didn't expect this. N00b.
Sai: *keeps looking O_O;;;*
Kank: *I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD!*


9. Brother: *starts 'splodin as Kankuro's trappy thing is still closing!*
Sai: "BROTHER!!!" DDDDDDDDDDD:
omg he's yelling. socute -- i mean. aw.

Fat corpseguy: *huh, explosion. must come back.*

Kank's bitches: *hidden, healing ppl*
Kank: *just barely protected himself with Sasori's forearm chakra shield thing*
*oops look at the big flat zone of empty earth where your trap thinger was... aw all broke'd*


10. S-sai lost his brotherbook ;^;

Deidei: Damn he dampened the blast somehow! Still good strategy! awesome puppet!
Sasori: ... yeah, thanks. I kind of, you know, made it. That Kankuro is nothing but a copycat i swear. >__>

OH DEIDEI YOU DIDNT.

Sai: *emo shot where we only see his lips as he says* "the bomb"...
Deidara: "Hm?! You got a problem? You wanna step up to the plate, even though you're just a weakling who wasn't even good enough to replace Sasuke?!"

omg that's just MEAN, Deidei. D: (also how the fuck did you know? Since when is Dei interested in intel for people he hasn't met? XD)

Meanwhile Saibrother reforms, froooosh.


11. blahblah as long as their souls are around they'll just keep reforming again and again...

The fuck? Root members are raised together as family until one has to kill another so they'll kill their emotions? Is that a mistranslation or something? That sounds so Mist... also I have a hard time thinking that Danzou would be so wasteful with the few operatives he managed to gather. Hm.

Kankuro: ... *makes "man, that's harsh" face*

Deidei: *digs self in deeper* "What, are you DRAWING? You think you're an artist?" (oh, that's it, it's ON.) let me show you real art that explodes blahblah people might have forgotten my schtick by now if i don't slip it in again!


12. OH MY FUCKING GOD GLORIOUS PAGE-WIDE SAI RAGEFACE.

"TRY IT."

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaass.

ngh. ♥ Sai~~~~


13. SUDDENLY I AM BEHIND YOU LIKE NINJA ON MY INK BIRD THROWING INK GIANTS AT YOU BELIEVE IT.

Also that book open just on the handholding picture page, waugh.
SaiBrother: *Commences Flashback*


14. HAY SASO & DEIDEI TIME TO GO LOOK WHATS INSIDE THOSE BARRELS. *pop goes the pirate head!* ;D
Dei: ... I HAVE A CHEST MOUTH !


15. oops too late. :D hiiii lightning blades~ oh that Omoi, you guys thought Kishi had forgotten him or something, but no! he was waiting for his chance to strike!

Let us pin the swords in the barrel lalala oh kankuro your puppets are so deliciously creepy. Serious nightmare fuel when you think about it too hard. :D


16. Sai: "... I see, so eventually I would have to fight you... so let's--"
Saibrother: "No need." ^__^ (OHGOD HE LOOKS LIKE SAKURA SO MUCH XD XD XD) *starts to crumble* "I gues finally getting to see your drawing has freed my soul from its binds..."

I don't know if this is the biggest D'AWW or the biggest copout ever. Then again if you take them like ghosts who haven't moved on past the spell's reach yet, then helping them move on...? I dunno. >__>


17. Sai: *single tear of woe*
saibrother: "Thank you." *froooosh! pile of leaves*

Sasori: ok wtf is happening now.

Kankuro: It's time for the MORAL LESSON! :D Sasori, you were strong BECAUSE of your soul and not in spite of it, and you put your heeart and soul inside your puppets so now I have them and that's why I kick ass! cause you sould your other soul, i mean your real soul that's... do souls even exist? let's say they do. anyway your intangible ectoplasm, you still have that but you've sunk so low and that's why you suck and I rule, cause I can use the shit you created. Believe it.



Hm. No real fight with saibrother. Still, we got to see Sai SURPRISED and NERVOUS, then PISSED OFF and then TEARY EYED. Also I like how Omoi was worried about him and tried to help people, he's a good guy. *patpat*

Also Kank is a pimp. But everyone knew that.

*uses appropriate icon* ... just pretend it's Kank and not Sasuke. I bet with no makeup he's AT LEAST that hot. >__> well, I hope.

[identity profile] yami-jay.livejournal.com 2010-11-25 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I was expecting a complete mindfuck for Sai, but it didn't happen. Mou~ But somehow, so proud of Kankuro. Really.

[identity profile] aoi24.livejournal.com 2010-11-25 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That raegface was indeed glorious. *fangirls*

Wasn't Kankuro shown without his facepaint in the saving Gaara arc? Manly, yes!

[identity profile] just-shai.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yes indeed and he has become another cartoon crush because of that....

I'll be over herer ----> with my perviness....

[identity profile] q99.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
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4. -- wait, did Kank's earth bitch get Deidei or did Kank manage to yank Sasori straight into him and knock them both down? *goes back to check* ... i'm not sure i get it. Did earthbitch pull up the ground until it smacked into Dei's bird? I am confused. -

I think earth nin pulled up the ground and got him. Deidara was 10 feet off the ground and they started in, like, a 50 foot hole, so leveling it would work.

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Anyway, Sasori is reluctantly impressed, and immediately has to talk smack about Kank's "little" improvement. Pff, puppet please. You light know the RED arts but I know the BLACK arts!! (Oh, meaningless gradations by color. I wonder what the rainbow arts could be about. Unless that's like using puppets to be fabulous or something. In which case Kank's got it down too.) -

And Chiyo had *white* arts! Yet, they all seem to be varients of the same style so it seems to mean jack squat :D

I think when you're a good puppet master you just pick a color. Kankuro's just lucky the good ones aren't taken.

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omg that's just MEAN, Deidei. D: (also how the fuck did you know? Since when is Dei interested in intel for people he hasn't met? XD)-

I'm guessing Kabuto gave him intel on Shin, due to his desire to chose zombies on mindscrew potential. No point in picking someone to mess with your opponent's head if his squadmates can't take advantage of it, right?

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The fuck? Root members are raised together as family until one has to kill another so they'll kill their emotions? Is that a mistranslation or something? That sounds so Mist... also I have a hard time thinking that Danzou would be so wasteful with the few operatives he managed to gather. Hm.-

Seems very Mist. And it was what practically everyone, including the rest of Team 7, thought when they saw the book.

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Deidei: *digs self in deeper* "What, are you DRAWING? You think you're an artist?" (oh, that's it, it's ON.)-

XD

I loved the Rageface too. And the sudden giant drawing smackdown!

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I don't know if this is the biggest D'AWW or the biggest copout ever. Then again if you take them like ghosts who haven't moved on past the spell's reach yet, then helping them move on...? I dunno. >__>-

I wonder if it has to do with Kabuto's control over the jutsu being spread so thin.

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Kankuro: It's time for the MORAL LESSON! :D Sasori, you were strong BECAUSE of your soul and not in spite of it, and you put your heeart and soul inside your puppets so now I have them and that's why I kick ass! cause you sould your other soul, i mean your real soul that's... do souls even exist? let's say they do. anyway your intangible ectoplasm, you still have that but you've sunk so low and that's why you suck and I rule, cause I can use the shit you created. Believe it.-

I gotta say Kankuro has a point; Deidara's about the only zombie who doesn't fight lazy. A ninja who fights without their passions loses their edge, and zombieSasori had already 'won' by getting an immortal body and also didn't think of the others as a threat.

[identity profile] oceanica.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
With the death of my paid this is my only Kankuro icon left noooooo

but I must use because KANKURO ♥♥♥♥♥

Now what we need is for Kankuro's speechifying to have been shounen enough to count for a ~dramatic~ ~reversal~ ~moment~ for Sasori.

... Also I am like 99% convinced that Sasori's whole "Mwaha I am in the ultimate body I always wanted now" thing is just covering up stuff. Kind of like how a cat runs into a wall and then pretends it TOTALLY MEANT TO DO THAT GUYS, ALL PART OF THE MASTER PLAN.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S THE EYE OF THE SAIGER!
IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT!

No seriously. He sorta looks like he has the Sharingan comma things in his eye in that page.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, the last two filler eps that aired were crap in terms of story, but good for watching Jiraiya+Naruto training shenanigans.

Sasuke's Paw Encyclopedia looks like it's about a giant cat demon and I think Nekobaa appears in it too.

[identity profile] water-soter.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if it was the translation, but did you get the feeling that Sai's brother's death might have been a suicide or something of the like to prevent Sai from having to fight him? Hm, maybe I'm just seeing more than there is. Hm.

[identity profile] water-soter.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, you know when I read that, I thought to myself, huh, it sounded like this guy killed himself when they were in Root and kids to prevent Sai from having to fight him to the death. I have no doubt Danzo would have done it since they were so close.

And considering how militant Danzo was, I wasn't surprised that he used that training method to kill emotions.

[identity profile] midnigh-unicorn.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I loved Kankorou attaching to Sasori's threads and faceplanting him. I did NOT like Kishimoto thinking his readers were stupid enough to need that explained

[identity profile] darling425.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
But the readers are supposed to be twelve! (except he ignores the fact that most of them grew up)
So,it's insulting the 12 year-olds,if anything :)
(I be older,so I don't feel affected. xD

(Anonymous) 2010-11-26 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
You need to draw Kank being pimp. :-D

[identity profile] milagh.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh gos, your reviews always make me see the manga much better than it actually is XDD