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Naruto 516 -- Gaara, commander general of the joint shinobi army!
flash page: Badass Gaara looks badass.
1. The art looked weird for a second before I realized -- Kishi was pressed for time apparently! this isn't an inked page, it's pencil lines. Okay, random observation of the day done... What is Hyuuga Ankobitch's actual name again? seriously he looks way too much like Neji used to, with the hanging thingers around his face. >__>
Brave Anko is brave! GTFO you useless subordinates, Anko-sama does not need you.
Zombie army: *NANANA*
(is that itachi in the middle lower panel? aw, he's not pretty. ;_;)
2. haku and zabuzaaaaa. "this isn't the afterlife." WAUGH thank you for the sneaky mention of their death scene, Kishimoto. They were supposed to be together in death, argh.
Since when does Haku wear lipstick. D:
I'm appreciating the info on how it feels from the inside -- that Haku feels "my mind is perfectly clear, but my body is moving on its own." This is, you know, kind of HORRIBLE.
3. Return of the Sasori/Deidara team-up! :D Woohoo, I love the way they bicker. XDDD-b
... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAI'S BROTHER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ... Well, I should have anticipated that. I mean, everyone ELSE got to have their trauma shoved in their face, after all.
4. Mention by Kabuto that controlling so many bodies with the impure resurrection jutsu is hard, and he's having to let small things go in order to maintain broad control. FORESHADOWING OF LOSING CONTROL? :D
"when the fighting starts i will basically erase their personalities and turn them into mindless killing machines. Of course depending on who it is, leaving them alone might be the better option... people become torn and confused when their old emotions come rushing to the surface.. and that's when we'll strike." => AHA. SO IT WAS A TOTALLY DELIBERATE TROLLING. :D :D :D :D :D *rolls in yays* I mean I would have been yay anyway even if it was Kishimoto forcing Kabuto's choice in puppets to inflict some trauma and conflict, even if we could infer that it could be Kabuto's train of thought, but that it's an outright, stated IC choice from Kabuto is better.
eeeeee asumaaaaaa eeee daaaaaaaan eeeeeeee nejipapaaaaaaa.
Dan is kinda cool. u.u Asuma is ... i'm surprised that I got a little bit of GLEE! at seeing him get all "there is something rotten here >:/". As for nejipapa THERE WILL BE TIME. :D
5.
Kabuto: "you're not taking the white and black zetsu with you?"
Madara: "He's staying here to keep you from absconding with Sasuke."
Kabuto: "Hah." it's funny. haha. (shit, caught.)
Madara: (I r smartz n allseeing!)
Kabuto: (oh noes, i'm gonna have to abscond with BOTH OF THEM instead. how terrible~~~)
(okay no i made up that part. would be funny though.)
the white zetsus can melt through the ground just like daddy! big surprise. Still, makes for a nice surprise. Better take to the trees, ninjas. no wait, zetsu can melt through trees as well. Hmmm.
6. Kabuto: >______> WHICH LEAVES US WITH...
*cut to*
anko's bitches: *running away waugh anko-sama T^T*
anko: *hidin liek ninja* e__e ... o_o!!
7&8. KABUANKO MUTUAL TENTACLESNAKE RAEP WOOHOO.
Meanwhile the zombie army flies on. Oh no, Hyuuga Ankosbitch is staying behind and trying to hold off the undead akatsuki to let his comrades escape. gnnn. you cannot die! you don't even have a name yet! ;___________;
9. meanwhile with the united shinobi army...
... Gaara is Unimpressed.
... Hinata, Neji and Karui are witnesses to a bitchfight between two fodder-nins from Sand and some other village. gaspu YOU BASTARDS KILLED MY DAD I WILL NEVER TRUST YOU >:(
10. Gaara: -___- *SANDBLASTS IN TEH FACE* down, bitches.
oh god gaara is sexy in his vestarmorthing. it has shoulderpads! very saiyajin of him. u.u
"three times now blahblah war => hurt => hatred => ME."
"JINCHUURIKI REPRESENT, BITCH."
fodderninjas: o_o;
11. gaara: *stands in front of three bazilion squads* yeah so I kinda wanted to kill you all. But then one day... TELL ME, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF UZUMAKIANITY, THE CHURCH OF YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
12. Gaaara: BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU GUYS A LOT ABOUT UZUMAKIANITY. AND HOW HE SAVED ME... HIS SMILE SAVED ME. SO I AM NOT AFRAID TO DIE FOR HIM, BECAUSE I...
Hinata: *coughcoughCOPYRIGHTED SPEECH BITCH*
Gaara: -- sorry. I mean. WE WERE TWO RAGING BEASTMONSTERTHINGS AND YET WE TOTALLY PUT IT BEHIND US. (WELL I WOULD LOVE TO PUT HIM BEHIND ME AND IN OTHER ME-RELATED PLACES IF YOU GET MY MEANING BUT.) ...where was i... ANYWAY AKATSUKI ARE BITCHES AND WE ARE GOING TO PUNT THEIR PUNK-ASSES TO THE MOON OKAY. QUESTIONS?
13. Gaara: AND IF YOU STILL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SAND SHINOBI AFTER THE WAR THEN COME AND KILL ME.
crowd: YEEEEEEEAH OTP! TIME FOR PEOPLE TO DIE FOR OUR SHIP!!!1!
foddernin: so um, sorry about killing your dad. you know how it is.
foddernin bis: yeah, s'okay. sorry for getting pissed at you for killing my dad. friends?
foddernin the first: ... forever, buddy. .__. ♥
14.
gaara fangirl: *fangirls*
crowd: *GOES WILD*
Meanwhile Naruto is piling blocks. Such a sweet moment. He -- he never got to do it with his little friends in preschool, you understand. T^T
Okay I don't think Kushina ever expected him to do it while showing off that big spiral on his belly with the little hangy bit pointing down to his, uh, bits. But i bet she'd be so proud anyway. T^T
15. killerbee: *rhymes*
allied shinobi army: *ninja through the fields at high speeds woosh~ oh man we are so ninja*
16. kankuro division: *flyin on ink birds like ninja*
kankuro: *srs face!*
intelligence division, inodaddy & ao: *sittin on teh floor makin giant icecream scoop*
(the heck is that about. XD forcefield?)
dwarfkage, blackRAGEkage, tittykage: *SRS KAGE FACE* IIIIIT'S WAR TIME! dun dun dunnnnnnnn.
It's absolutely crazy how i enjoyed the hell out of such a scattered transitional chapter without any sasuke or sakura and barely any naruto. Gaara's good at
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