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yay i got fanart! X3
swingers-verse, asking for permission:

"KUDO!"
He fumbled the phone and almost dropped it on Heiji's head.
"Kazuha-san?"
"Kudo! Tell your girlfriend you don't mind."
He couldn't find his voice. In the background he could hear Ran whimpering, the kind of noises she made when her face was red with embarrassment and she was struggling not to squirm and hide her face, the kind she made when he teased her.
(...)
She growled through the phone. "You so owe me. I let ya monopolize Heiji so often and it's just not fair, okay?! And don't tell me you don't have sex when you're off investigatin' who knows what where, because you're havin' so many brainstorms it should count as frotting at the very least!"
Under him, Heiji was biting down on his fist to keep from suffocating with laughter too loudly. Shinichi could feel him. It was extremely distracting, but mortification had a way of focusing him.
"I mean seriously, it's like... sex on the astral plane, and that's not fair because it's not like we can follow you there, ya big brained freaks, and --"
Heiji lost the battle to keep quiet and twisted his upper body to the side so he could beat his fist against the tatami.
And this one was random sillin ess in the latest weekly naruto manga babble...

yami_jay: You know what would be consider a mind fuck? That Kabuto included Minato and Kushina among his zombies.
askerian: Pff, Minato maybe, but kushina would just go BITCH PLZ and turn around and slap Kabuto's head clean off his shoulders. Then she'd punch madara in his mask and strangle him with her hair and be all NOT MY SON BITCH and the manga would end.
.......................then there would be a 30 pages epilogue on her making naruto pancakes and giving sasuke tough love therapy.
... god i want it now. NOW. oh please someone write that for me. T^T-b

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... What if Kabuto did include Kushina among his zombie minions? He did say he revived former jinchuriki and Kushina was one... @_@