askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (naruto_TAKE MEEEE)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2010-08-06 10:55 am

real life + naruto manga

-Real Life: I'm leaving on vacation for a week or so. No internet, not even a computer, just a little pocket reader thing that I hope I managed to load with enough ebooks to survive. DX
Do not panic if you don't see me online, and yes, I'll try to write more Triplets things. Ufufufu.

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-http://mangastream.com (if it doesn't work for you then i have no idea where else to go, i'm sorry. ;_; )

1. Gai splash page! ORYAAAA. oh Gai. XD


2. So last week flashback!Kushina died after giving baby Naruto a ton of motherly advice. "His mother's parting words resonate with Naruto" = AWW.
he promises to eat more vegetables! and no worries he sleeps enough! (and probably too much! XD) *snerk* socute.
I like the panel with his friends on it. N'aww the Konohamaru corps. ... lmao at how you can barely see Shino there. bet he'd sulk again. "You forgot about me again... naruto." >D


3. one of my friends is a dickhead, mom, but i'm still his friend! as for school um. yeah. er. *cough* and my teachers! ... okay so you were totally right about it being a good idea to keep away from Jiraiya. .__.;;

Anyway those two pages...last week there were people building ridiculous scenarios about how "if X advice/prediction/request from Kushina is true, ALL are true" (mostly at the "don't date a weird girl" one, oh god shipping fanatics what) but it's pretty obvious it's a grab bag of "I do!" "i didn't but i will from now on!" and "oops, err", and thankfully so. Which kid does exactly as their parents expect and hope for, srsly. XD


4. "to become a bigger badass than my father! to become a stronger shinobi than my mother!" = EEEEEEEEEEE.
Okay his dad IS badass, and matching his vadassitude is a great goal. But then he goes on to say his mom was an awesome shinobi, and make it his goal to SURPASS her. usually in manga when a girl character is acknowledged as strong she's still not something to measure yourself up against. It's like "how nice, you're strong... no, we're not just saying that to flatter you. so... we'll go over there and compete between boys, yeah?"
okay, since she's dead Naruto is technically STILL not competing against her anyway, but just saying he needs to measure himself up against her is prrt.


5. pffhahaha Yamato. Naruto is all YEEAH I RULE and Killerbee is all YEEAH YOU RULE and they're all "yeah, you did this and that? good show man" and poor yamato is all "the fuck are you taking abouuuut. guys? guys? i'm still here?"


6. killerbee/naruto: *keep ignoring yamato blahblah oh yeah that was cool blah*
yamato: *FREAKS* "YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE"
you know, i think they totally are. Brats. XD ♥

Gai: *being Gai*
Aoba: ... *apologizes to motoi for gai being gai my god why are you so... gai*


7. "the Kyuubi chakra is sectioned off within me in a separate place, which means i'm not using it automatically all the time" = HMM. Interesting.
inner naruto: *standing in between temple gates, siphoning off some chakra*

8. naruto: *shows off "what happens when he does"* :DDD
... oh god his clothes went see-through to show off the body tattoos. I APPROVE. :D :D :D (wonder how the anime will render it, or even how it looks colored. it's hard to imagine.)

Yamato's wooden giraffes: *HAY IT'S SPRING*
Yamato: "amazing, it's so full of life energy, even my wood-element techniques are reacting to it" = ... oooOOOOOooo I WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE IT CAN DO.
(disappointed the giraffe didn't flower though. it would have been funny. bloom, naruto, bloom! ;^;)


9. naruto: ... YOUR SWORD. IT HAZ SHARK-NESS IN IT.
killerbee&yamato: rly? can feel no chakras.
naruto: it's not CHAKRA it's EVILNESS PRESENCE OF EVIL. because now that i'm all tree-flowering and shit i can TELL THOSE THINGS. i am FILLED WITH LIIIIGHT

oh god. sasuke is ~lost in the darkness~. naruto needs to fill him with light too. i wonder how metaphorical it'll turn out to be. *has Bad Thought*


10. samehada: *jumps off kisame's back!* *looks like a bandaged cockroach D:*
kisame: *look at my naked shoulders ohoho* *hypes naruto blahblah oh apparently you can now detect intentions and evilness now, not even sensor types can do that, INTERESTIIING.*

in one hand the new ability is interesting -- empath naruto? HUH. shiny. In the other hand, yeah, he so totes needed hyping after his sage mode and his newest kyuubi-powered mode. XD then again he needs to measure up against sasuke's newest eyeball upgrade somehow.


11. killerbee: you were dead? D:
kisamehada: :D aw, did i disappoint you. also i been spying on you the whole time, idiot. *flies off all cockroach-like*


12. naruto: *shows off his manly man-kyuubisage manliness* *PUNCHY*
TELEPORT TECHNIQUE

"BUT ALL I SAW WAS A YELLOW FLASH" = oh god naruto, in one hand YAYYYYYYY daddy's technique! in the other hand how'd you learn that by watching a couple of mommy flashbacks again? D: is it something that just becomes evident with enough chakra or what?
naruto: buuuuuut i needed hyping? .___.
Sure you did. But ♥ anyway because hee daddytechnique.


13. kisamehada: *admires. ow.*
naruto: BWAHA-- aw shit. Um. I landed so hard and now i'm stuck D:
That'll learn you to show off, naruto.
kisamehada: *makes like a cockroach*
killerbee: *CHASES!!* >:O


14. aaaand Aoba confirms he's a dick. XD "Come on gai, are you scared of meeting your true inner self? you know you wanna try. ... :D pffhahaha. i bet it's not even human."


15. Inner Gai: blahblah "youth" sucks blahblah stop showing off you're OLD it's not healthy for you grandpa
Gai: OH NO YOU DIDN'T DISS THE POWER OF YOUTH. SHOW YOURSELF >E


16. kisamehada: BOOYAH.
*cracks up* oh gai's FACE XD XD XD "is that what i'm like on the inside? some strange bug????"
kisamehada: ... aw fuck. the bizarre beast? D:


17. ahahahahaha XDDDDD
gai: i'mma beat some youth back into you! err, me! *ELBOW DROP*
kisamehada: oww fuck i hate you
killerbee: *IN HOT PURSUI... uh.*

okay yes, that gag worked for me. Poor Kisame.


so THAT's why Gai was brought along on that trip. He's finally going to end his rivalry with Kisame! :D (if you can call it a rivalry when he keeps forgetting kisame exists and kisame is equal parts disgusted and exasperated and frustrated. ... man, i love the dynamic. XDDD)

Alright so. ... ♥ i'm easy. It was a fun chapter. Full of OMG NARUTO IZ AWESOME but if after 500+ chapters he was STILL the scrappy kid who can't do anything right there might be a problem. It was funny, and yay parentslove, and i'm starting to warm up to killerbee (even though he was still an ass to his brother. >__> but well, obviously raikage knows how he is...)

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