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Naruto Shippuden Movie 3 -- Inheritors of the Will of Fire
Dude, I didn't even know it was anywhere close to coming out. @___@
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The intro battle sequence was prrt. Yay for team Kakashi with KAKASHI actually there being badass. Not that I dislike yamato but. It's not called team yamato. >_> (also hee so narusai fanservice.)
in the first seven minutes sakura has already hit naruto twice. The first time because he was injured and didn't tell her (way to make it worse!) the second time because he slipped out of the hospital without permission (way to... yeah.) Of the two, the first feels really undeserved, I mean, she sent him flying into a rock and all. I don't like how fillers and movies crank up Sakura's violence, usually she doesn't hit naruto without a good reason.
yay for konoha eleven reunion! hinata was socute and ino sosexy. also, poor shikamaru. XD
how does this movie manage to make me like Kakashi. i mean, usually he's okay, but in this so far i've been hee!ing at him every time he shows up. okay it's only been ten minutes but. >__>
eee flashback to the bell test. they were so cuuuute.
shyeah right, one guy says "lol i'm gonna be superpowerful once i steal a fifth bloodline limit and also i declare shinobi world war four!" and tsunade immediately goes MARTIAL LAW OMG THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ENEMY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. I'm... not really feeling it. XD;
Yup! makes sense to me! ninja who could be jumping over from edge to edge would travel down deep canyons where they'd be blind and trapped and just anyone could explode rocks over their heads. *nod nod* okay maybe they wanted to stay hidden but dude. Duuuude. where's the guys keeping watch on things.
kakashi: *mysterious past connection to bad guy!*
first it was a connection to Yukie, now to this bad guy? Kakashi likes his filler country, huh. XD
Kakashi: *offers self as bait* *goes emo over obito and the memorial stone*
Shikamaru: *emoing over asuma's grave*
They proceed to have a "moment" in the moonlight where shika shows how much he's grown as a ninja~~~ I swear when Kakashi watches Shika go I could almost hear the "damn but that's a fine ass". ... oh wait, that's just me. um, my bad.
Kakashi didn't want Nauto to follow him... but he still manages to pass by Ichiraku on his way out. Oh, such good planning.
Eeee kakashi kicking ass.
Shikamaru: *molests naruto with his shadow* >:( NARUTO. HEEL.
tsunade: kakashi is now a bad guy! no one goes after him.
tsunade&shikamaru: *dismiss other people and then proceed to have a conversation about Just As Planned and how Naruto had to be locked up somewhere*
sakura: *... totally listening at the door thank you*
(X333333333)
naruto: *in a straightjacket* *... HEADBUTTS THE F** CELL BARS REPEATEDLY* >E
Why the cells are in a cave and lit with candles and apparently sakura can just come waltzing in easy as she please I don't know. they proceed to have a conversation about how abandoning your comrades yadda yadda, and so that's why they're not even gonna wonder if there's a plan they might be fucking up by running after kakashi-sensei right now, yay.
aww flashback to the promise of a lifetime.
"can your hands reach kakashi-sensei?" ... pfft XD
naruto: yeah! i mean i totally never did bring back sasuke but this time around with kakashi i really mean it!
Sakura: *teary-eyed* why didn't you say you were going after him, i'm a member of team seven too! *ROAAAAAAARPUNCH*
1) it was really funny, 2) i really enjoyed seeing sakura express hurt and sadness at how naruto wanted to, once again, leave her behind as he saves the day. poor sakura, they never let her help ;_;
eeee. teams 8&10&gai being ordered to capture naruto and sakura. eeeeeee. and lee being so HEY WAIT WHY about it *squishloev*
awww sai, abandoned behind!
and they catch up! D:
naruto: *gives ANOTHER longwinded selfrighteous reminder about those who break the rules yadda yadda. OVERKIIIILL.*
shika: *SIIIIIGH* okay fine he went on purpose are you happy NOW LETS GO BACK HOME
Lee: ... if i had known that...i'd have totally done the same thing as naruto and sakura!
villains: *get tired of all this yammering and attack*
So the villainous henchmen: there's mirrored twins in black (wearing what looks like a copy of Cloud's advent children clothes XD), and a woman in... red bondage gear. mmh >_>; the bad guy is in white. hi symbolism.
bad guy: *haz snakes!*
hinata: D: *provides a couple seconds of tentacle porn fodder*
tenten: *DOES SOMETHING!!!* oh my god her kunai actually hit. my mind is blown.
YAY TEAM GAI BATTORU.
meanwhile naruto and sakura are mysteriously wearing capes. Somehow.
A mysterious huge gate! :O Bondage lady and her armored dogthings!
... TEAM EIGHT'S TURN.
Hee! okay, that was neat. Kiba does a little speech and then ATTACK! the lady's all HAHA TOO EASY *doggies dodge* and then kiba and akamaru are all HAHA HOLE IN UR DOOR GO GO GO and naruto and sakura are all *ZZZZIP NANANANA THANK YOU MAN* and lady is all WAIT WHAT NO.
Team Shikamaru arrives just to see them run off. Again. XD
oh god what she even has a whip. also her boobs keep boiing-ing. -__-;;;
shikamaru: listen, it was kakashi's plan and it's working so far, going after him might ruin it all!
naruto: i don't care because i always know better than everyone else so there. talk to the hand! *run run*
second twin!enemy: *carpet bombs the area!*
naru&shika: *too busy arguing to give much of a shit*
naruto does get rather tiresome at times >__> especially when we know that thanks to main character no jutsu he's going to be right, too. mergh.
Sai: DID ANYONE CALL FOR A TAXI
*team kakashi fly off*
shika: ... DX damn it. oh well, since we're here, let's kick that guy's ass.
eeee team ten fightiiiing eeeeee. IS INO GOING TO FIGHT :DDDDD *crosses fingers*
ahahahaha oh sai SO CUTE.
team gai fight: *neji does kaiten* *lee does taijutsu* neji has the brillant idea to up the speed of his kaiten by... making lee perform omote renge on him. ... yyyyeah, okay, dropping a rapidly spinning kaiten on the guy might help BUUUT isn't that the move that ends up with the victim embedded in the ground? DX (also tenten only got to throw a couple kunai aaaa)
team eight: hinata grabs the whip, woohoo bondage tiems! dude.
shino nicely provices the nightmare fuel, in the form of dropping the woman badguy down a huge pit he managed to dig in like thirty seconds and FILL WITH BUGS. urk.
ino-shika-chou : heh, they still work well together. GIANT CHOUJI is so fun. Kinda sucks the only jutsu Ino seems to have is her possession thinger though, but at least this time it didn't fail -- oops spoke too soon. or did she let go? anyway the guy promptly summons the other two henchmen and they meld together in a huge armored lion with wings and snake tail that spits fire! ... okay then. :/
Gaara: *chillin on a rocky spire*
last we saw him he was being buried alive in rock... next we knew the suna people were moving weapons toward the konoha border... huh.
O_O oh man, i didn't expect jiraiya there. I mean, still alive. Of course, of course, considering when the movie actually came out. But it still feels so WEIRD. also, random. yeah, very random.
Hehh. okay, that was cool. Gaara's sand starts blowing away in the wind in long streams, and then when it's all blown away he's gone as well. Hee.
meanwhile temari and kankuro are facing tsunade across a huge canyon, each side backed up with huge war machines. OKAY. i guess gaara forgot to drop them a note. or they're just playing along for the bad guy... i'd rather they really did have a misunderstanding, but hey. XD
jiraiya and gamabunta: *materialize across the canyon!*
boooooo, i wanted war. ;;_;; that little pouch of sand that shapes words is kinda neat though.
team naruto: *sees huge currents of flying sand go past*
gaara: *reforms on da cliff* sorry. you shall not pass. it's not what kakashi wants and i really care about what kakashi wantsespecially when it would endanger you, naruto-chan what were you thinking
sakura and sai: *washed away on a sand slide!!* oh, that gaara, he's a one-man amusement park.
naruto: *runs! KAGE BUNSHIN LADDER BITCH*
hee, i like that for once it's naruto who wants to stay to fight while sakura and sai go forward on their own. tho prolly it's just so he can come save them later. then again i can't really see sai or sakura going against gaara and getting anywhere. XD;
I enjoyed gaara's little speech, it felt very real. ... i also enjoyed naruto punching him in the face. .__. *is bad asuka* though i'd have loved it if gaara managed to push naruto instead. XD *just likes violence really*
meanwhile the three genin teams versus the henchmen monsterthing!
tenten: *GETS TO DO SOMETHING THAT WORKS ONCE AGAIN!!!*
shika: *goes ahead while the rest are busy* *meets gaara!*
gaara: *has once again completely changed his way of thinking to mesh with naruto's*
... his voice actor is really kind of awesome. he manages to stay monotone-ish while still injecting depth and conviction in it. Mmh. his lines would sound a lot lamer otherwise. >__>;;;
shika: that's nice but asuma blahblah flashback so i'll stop naruto even if i must kill him.
*is convinced!*
... WHY IS THIS HOT.
team seven has caught up to kakashi! what is that, a mysterious mark on his body? oh my, a ticking time bomb jutsu trap... and then there's a flashback to tsunade putting it on... in a mysterious purple-dark room, while kakashi sits on the floor wearing just his skintight top and she stands over him all regal and hot. hello, manshoulders.
and it's time for the villain's flashback... so he was friends with the sannin as kids (shyeah right) but he sucked as a ninja boohoo. So he stole orochimaru's unethical experiments schtick.
yay quick flashback to the kakashi gaiden thinger. ... apparently the bad guy got the inspiration from obito giving kakashi his eye. oookay XD and then jiraiya, tsunade and orochimaru find him doing experiments! ... are we supposed to assume he gave orochimaru the idea or what? mergh, i don't like new characters inserting themselves in a story that way. ehh.
... darkness element, okay, that's kagemane. steel element... subset of earth element? ... swiftness element, though, THE FUCK.
apparently the bad guy's big plan is to stand in a circle with the five kidnapped ninjas around him during an eclipse and somehow it will make him magic. :/ okay?
naruto: *speech bitchslap no jutsu!*
shika: *hallucinates asuma giving him the okay on following naruto's grand vision* okay i changed my mind! u.u
no, kidding, the asuma thing was really rather moving. T.T-b
bad guy: *melds into a gelatinous shapeshifting mass of blue glass thing*
naruto: *proceeds to open it up via rasengan and climb inside*
thefuuuck. XD
ew it's like blue guts inside there. grab kakashi before he's flushed down, naruto! D:
kakashi: *limp puppet impression*
naruto: *begs, whines and sulks kakashi into waking up* WAUGH WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS
he could have tried slapping him first or something. XD
kakashi: ... *nurgh so noisy* what are you doing here...
naruto: look i fixed the bells! (when that scene would fit, no idea) those who don't follow the rules blahblahblahblah AAA NOT AGAIN.
why is the creepy boychild bad guy wearing nothing but full-body bandages and A COLLAR AND CORSET.
oh Sakura T^T
bad guy: *LOOM LOOM HI I MAKE ROCKS FLOAT YAY*
naruto: *speech*
sakura: *gets up* >( we just have to defeat him, right?
yeah, that's all. T^T-b
AAAAH FUCK YOU MEGAVIDEO, DONT CUT ME OFF NOW -- aha! the .flv mirror starts just at that same scene. HAH. it lags a bit for me but oh well -- okay that's not a bit of lagging, i see a new frame every thirty seconds, what the fuck. NOOOO. goddamn it! and the one i downloaded is useless because no matter what i watch it with, the sound keeps moving faster than the image! ARGH. argh, I say.
AHA! victory. yay for codec packs!
... why did he have to have a scary needle-toothed maw and tons of strange wrinkles under those bandages, dude. DX
the konoha teams arrive to kick ass! neji and hinata attacking in tandem! TENTEN GETTING TO DO USEFUL SHIT AGAIN
okay the size of this rasengan is just plain ridiculous.BUT ALSO AWESOME. no idea why he can't absorb this one when he couldn't the others... (just because there's wind in it? he could absorb the chidori, so that doesn't make much sense)
kakashi: *... at the bottom of the gigangic crater THANK you naruto* *for some reason feels that he has to run to fallen!bad guy and take him in his arms to hear his last words. THE DUDE WANTED TO ABSORB YOU. JUST FINISH HIM.* blahblahblah real strenght is your comrades blahblah you were a bad loner-type and that's why you died. loners are ew. just saying.
bad guy: *... takes kakashi's hand as he smiles softly*
DX DX DX DX DX
meanwhile the kids are throwing naruto in the air. XD;
it's cool that gaara can travel as flying sand. Hmm. kinda dragonny in a way.
aaaand a last "those who don't follow the rules" for the road! this time as an obito flashback, which makes it a little more tolerable, buuut...
OH MY GOD XD XD XD
kakashi: *... sorta n'aww smile at naruto as he remembers obito*
naruto: oi oi that's creepy D:
surprise! everyone was there.
hinata: ... I-I didn't know kakashi-sensei had those preferences #.__.#
(haha, kakashi's usual creepyflirting with naruto is backfiring on him! >D)
Sakura and Ino: ... -____-;;;;;;;
Sai: *reading from his book* "when two parties feel their heart pound (...) but i don't know about two guys."
Neji: * "huh, really?" face*
Shika: ... hey, hey, you serious?
Naruto: D:
kakashi: ... no wait it's not like that--
Lee: Gai-sensei says this is also part of the springtime of youth!
tenten: >__>;;; i knew it.
naruto: *... looks at kakashi* D: *JUMPS OFF THE CLIFF*
kakashi: -- it's not like that, naruto! DX *jumps after him out of sight* No, wait!
naruto: STAY AWAY!
kakashi: naruto!
naruto: NO!!
i'm dead. DEAD.
I like the end song and the little still pictures. yay teams! X3 the second to last was little kakashi with obito and rin, aww, and the very last kakashi and nauto and sakura and sai before the konoha gates. awwwww.
All in one, a great movie. I mock, but the plot is good and there's no annoying Sue to take over the screen, it's all about Naruto and kakashi and the genins! even the villains don't take up too much space. I regret that we didn't get better fights for the secondary characters because there were so many of them the time up for each was way shorter -- i'm a whore for those -- but it was still cool. ^^
View online.
Bittorrent download.
The intro battle sequence was prrt. Yay for team Kakashi with KAKASHI actually there being badass. Not that I dislike yamato but. It's not called team yamato. >_> (also hee so narusai fanservice.)
in the first seven minutes sakura has already hit naruto twice. The first time because he was injured and didn't tell her (way to make it worse!) the second time because he slipped out of the hospital without permission (way to... yeah.) Of the two, the first feels really undeserved, I mean, she sent him flying into a rock and all. I don't like how fillers and movies crank up Sakura's violence, usually she doesn't hit naruto without a good reason.
yay for konoha eleven reunion! hinata was socute and ino sosexy. also, poor shikamaru. XD
how does this movie manage to make me like Kakashi. i mean, usually he's okay, but in this so far i've been hee!ing at him every time he shows up. okay it's only been ten minutes but. >__>
eee flashback to the bell test. they were so cuuuute.
shyeah right, one guy says "lol i'm gonna be superpowerful once i steal a fifth bloodline limit and also i declare shinobi world war four!" and tsunade immediately goes MARTIAL LAW OMG THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ENEMY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. I'm... not really feeling it. XD;
Yup! makes sense to me! ninja who could be jumping over from edge to edge would travel down deep canyons where they'd be blind and trapped and just anyone could explode rocks over their heads. *nod nod* okay maybe they wanted to stay hidden but dude. Duuuude. where's the guys keeping watch on things.
kakashi: *mysterious past connection to bad guy!*
first it was a connection to Yukie, now to this bad guy? Kakashi likes his filler country, huh. XD
Kakashi: *offers self as bait* *goes emo over obito and the memorial stone*
Shikamaru: *emoing over asuma's grave*
They proceed to have a "moment" in the moonlight where shika shows how much he's grown as a ninja~~~ I swear when Kakashi watches Shika go I could almost hear the "damn but that's a fine ass". ... oh wait, that's just me. um, my bad.
Kakashi didn't want Nauto to follow him... but he still manages to pass by Ichiraku on his way out. Oh, such good planning.
Eeee kakashi kicking ass.
Shikamaru: *molests naruto with his shadow* >:( NARUTO. HEEL.
tsunade: kakashi is now a bad guy! no one goes after him.
tsunade&shikamaru: *dismiss other people and then proceed to have a conversation about Just As Planned and how Naruto had to be locked up somewhere*
sakura: *... totally listening at the door thank you*
(X333333333)
naruto: *in a straightjacket* *... HEADBUTTS THE F** CELL BARS REPEATEDLY* >E
Why the cells are in a cave and lit with candles and apparently sakura can just come waltzing in easy as she please I don't know. they proceed to have a conversation about how abandoning your comrades yadda yadda, and so that's why they're not even gonna wonder if there's a plan they might be fucking up by running after kakashi-sensei right now, yay.
aww flashback to the promise of a lifetime.
"can your hands reach kakashi-sensei?" ... pfft XD
naruto: yeah! i mean i totally never did bring back sasuke but this time around with kakashi i really mean it!
Sakura: *teary-eyed* why didn't you say you were going after him, i'm a member of team seven too! *ROAAAAAAARPUNCH*
1) it was really funny, 2) i really enjoyed seeing sakura express hurt and sadness at how naruto wanted to, once again, leave her behind as he saves the day. poor sakura, they never let her help ;_;
eeee. teams 8&10&gai being ordered to capture naruto and sakura. eeeeeee. and lee being so HEY WAIT WHY about it *squishloev*
awww sai, abandoned behind!
and they catch up! D:
naruto: *gives ANOTHER longwinded selfrighteous reminder about those who break the rules yadda yadda. OVERKIIIILL.*
shika: *SIIIIIGH* okay fine he went on purpose are you happy NOW LETS GO BACK HOME
Lee: ... if i had known that...i'd have totally done the same thing as naruto and sakura!
villains: *get tired of all this yammering and attack*
So the villainous henchmen: there's mirrored twins in black (wearing what looks like a copy of Cloud's advent children clothes XD), and a woman in... red bondage gear. mmh >_>; the bad guy is in white. hi symbolism.
bad guy: *haz snakes!*
hinata: D: *provides a couple seconds of tentacle porn fodder*
tenten: *DOES SOMETHING!!!* oh my god her kunai actually hit. my mind is blown.
YAY TEAM GAI BATTORU.
meanwhile naruto and sakura are mysteriously wearing capes. Somehow.
A mysterious huge gate! :O Bondage lady and her armored dogthings!
... TEAM EIGHT'S TURN.
Hee! okay, that was neat. Kiba does a little speech and then ATTACK! the lady's all HAHA TOO EASY *doggies dodge* and then kiba and akamaru are all HAHA HOLE IN UR DOOR GO GO GO and naruto and sakura are all *ZZZZIP NANANANA THANK YOU MAN* and lady is all WAIT WHAT NO.
Team Shikamaru arrives just to see them run off. Again. XD
oh god what she even has a whip. also her boobs keep boiing-ing. -__-;;;
shikamaru: listen, it was kakashi's plan and it's working so far, going after him might ruin it all!
naruto: i don't care because i always know better than everyone else so there. talk to the hand! *run run*
second twin!enemy: *carpet bombs the area!*
naru&shika: *too busy arguing to give much of a shit*
naruto does get rather tiresome at times >__> especially when we know that thanks to main character no jutsu he's going to be right, too. mergh.
Sai: DID ANYONE CALL FOR A TAXI
*team kakashi fly off*
shika: ... DX damn it. oh well, since we're here, let's kick that guy's ass.
eeee team ten fightiiiing eeeeee. IS INO GOING TO FIGHT :DDDDD *crosses fingers*
ahahahaha oh sai SO CUTE.
team gai fight: *neji does kaiten* *lee does taijutsu* neji has the brillant idea to up the speed of his kaiten by... making lee perform omote renge on him. ... yyyyeah, okay, dropping a rapidly spinning kaiten on the guy might help BUUUT isn't that the move that ends up with the victim embedded in the ground? DX (also tenten only got to throw a couple kunai aaaa)
team eight: hinata grabs the whip, woohoo bondage tiems! dude.
shino nicely provices the nightmare fuel, in the form of dropping the woman badguy down a huge pit he managed to dig in like thirty seconds and FILL WITH BUGS. urk.
ino-shika-chou : heh, they still work well together. GIANT CHOUJI is so fun. Kinda sucks the only jutsu Ino seems to have is her possession thinger though, but at least this time it didn't fail -- oops spoke too soon. or did she let go? anyway the guy promptly summons the other two henchmen and they meld together in a huge armored lion with wings and snake tail that spits fire! ... okay then. :/
Gaara: *chillin on a rocky spire*
last we saw him he was being buried alive in rock... next we knew the suna people were moving weapons toward the konoha border... huh.
O_O oh man, i didn't expect jiraiya there. I mean, still alive. Of course, of course, considering when the movie actually came out. But it still feels so WEIRD. also, random. yeah, very random.
Hehh. okay, that was cool. Gaara's sand starts blowing away in the wind in long streams, and then when it's all blown away he's gone as well. Hee.
meanwhile temari and kankuro are facing tsunade across a huge canyon, each side backed up with huge war machines. OKAY. i guess gaara forgot to drop them a note. or they're just playing along for the bad guy... i'd rather they really did have a misunderstanding, but hey. XD
jiraiya and gamabunta: *materialize across the canyon!*
boooooo, i wanted war. ;;_;; that little pouch of sand that shapes words is kinda neat though.
team naruto: *sees huge currents of flying sand go past*
gaara: *reforms on da cliff* sorry. you shall not pass. it's not what kakashi wants and i really care about what kakashi wants
sakura and sai: *washed away on a sand slide!!* oh, that gaara, he's a one-man amusement park.
naruto: *runs! KAGE BUNSHIN LADDER BITCH*
hee, i like that for once it's naruto who wants to stay to fight while sakura and sai go forward on their own. tho prolly it's just so he can come save them later. then again i can't really see sai or sakura going against gaara and getting anywhere. XD;
I enjoyed gaara's little speech, it felt very real. ... i also enjoyed naruto punching him in the face. .__. *is bad asuka* though i'd have loved it if gaara managed to push naruto instead. XD *just likes violence really*
meanwhile the three genin teams versus the henchmen monsterthing!
tenten: *GETS TO DO SOMETHING THAT WORKS ONCE AGAIN!!!*
shika: *goes ahead while the rest are busy* *meets gaara!*
gaara: *has once again completely changed his way of thinking to mesh with naruto's*
... his voice actor is really kind of awesome. he manages to stay monotone-ish while still injecting depth and conviction in it. Mmh. his lines would sound a lot lamer otherwise. >__>;;;
shika: that's nice but asuma blahblah flashback so i'll stop naruto even if i must kill him.
*is convinced!*
... WHY IS THIS HOT.
team seven has caught up to kakashi! what is that, a mysterious mark on his body? oh my, a ticking time bomb jutsu trap... and then there's a flashback to tsunade putting it on... in a mysterious purple-dark room, while kakashi sits on the floor wearing just his skintight top and she stands over him all regal and hot. hello, manshoulders.
and it's time for the villain's flashback... so he was friends with the sannin as kids (shyeah right) but he sucked as a ninja boohoo. So he stole orochimaru's unethical experiments schtick.
yay quick flashback to the kakashi gaiden thinger. ... apparently the bad guy got the inspiration from obito giving kakashi his eye. oookay XD and then jiraiya, tsunade and orochimaru find him doing experiments! ... are we supposed to assume he gave orochimaru the idea or what? mergh, i don't like new characters inserting themselves in a story that way. ehh.
... darkness element, okay, that's kagemane. steel element... subset of earth element? ... swiftness element, though, THE FUCK.
apparently the bad guy's big plan is to stand in a circle with the five kidnapped ninjas around him during an eclipse and somehow it will make him magic. :/ okay?
naruto: *speech bitchslap no jutsu!*
shika: *hallucinates asuma giving him the okay on following naruto's grand vision* okay i changed my mind! u.u
no, kidding, the asuma thing was really rather moving. T.T-b
bad guy: *melds into a gelatinous shapeshifting mass of blue glass thing*
naruto: *proceeds to open it up via rasengan and climb inside*
thefuuuck. XD
ew it's like blue guts inside there. grab kakashi before he's flushed down, naruto! D:
kakashi: *limp puppet impression*
naruto: *begs, whines and sulks kakashi into waking up* WAUGH WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS
he could have tried slapping him first or something. XD
kakashi: ... *nurgh so noisy* what are you doing here...
naruto: look i fixed the bells! (when that scene would fit, no idea) those who don't follow the rules blahblahblahblah AAA NOT AGAIN.
why is the creepy boychild bad guy wearing nothing but full-body bandages and A COLLAR AND CORSET.
oh Sakura T^T
bad guy: *LOOM LOOM HI I MAKE ROCKS FLOAT YAY*
naruto: *speech*
sakura: *gets up* >( we just have to defeat him, right?
yeah, that's all. T^T-b
AAAAH FUCK YOU MEGAVIDEO, DONT CUT ME OFF NOW -- aha! the .flv mirror starts just at that same scene. HAH. it lags a bit for me but oh well -- okay that's not a bit of lagging, i see a new frame every thirty seconds, what the fuck. NOOOO. goddamn it! and the one i downloaded is useless because no matter what i watch it with, the sound keeps moving faster than the image! ARGH. argh, I say.
AHA! victory. yay for codec packs!
... why did he have to have a scary needle-toothed maw and tons of strange wrinkles under those bandages, dude. DX
the konoha teams arrive to kick ass! neji and hinata attacking in tandem! TENTEN GETTING TO DO USEFUL SHIT AGAIN
okay the size of this rasengan is just plain ridiculous.
kakashi: *... at the bottom of the gigangic crater THANK you naruto* *for some reason feels that he has to run to fallen!bad guy and take him in his arms to hear his last words. THE DUDE WANTED TO ABSORB YOU. JUST FINISH HIM.* blahblahblah real strenght is your comrades blahblah you were a bad loner-type and that's why you died. loners are ew. just saying.
bad guy: *... takes kakashi's hand as he smiles softly*
DX DX DX DX DX
meanwhile the kids are throwing naruto in the air. XD;
it's cool that gaara can travel as flying sand. Hmm. kinda dragonny in a way.
aaaand a last "those who don't follow the rules" for the road! this time as an obito flashback, which makes it a little more tolerable, buuut...
OH MY GOD XD XD XD
kakashi: *... sorta n'aww smile at naruto as he remembers obito*
naruto: oi oi that's creepy D:
surprise! everyone was there.
hinata: ... I-I didn't know kakashi-sensei had those preferences #.__.#
(haha, kakashi's usual creepyflirting with naruto is backfiring on him! >D)
Sakura and Ino: ... -____-;;;;;;;
Sai: *reading from his book* "when two parties feel their heart pound (...) but i don't know about two guys."
Neji: * "huh, really?" face*
Shika: ... hey, hey, you serious?
Naruto: D:
kakashi: ... no wait it's not like that--
Lee: Gai-sensei says this is also part of the springtime of youth!
tenten: >__>;;; i knew it.
naruto: *... looks at kakashi* D: *JUMPS OFF THE CLIFF*
kakashi: -- it's not like that, naruto! DX *jumps after him out of sight* No, wait!
naruto: STAY AWAY!
kakashi: naruto!
naruto: NO!!
i'm dead. DEAD.
I like the end song and the little still pictures. yay teams! X3 the second to last was little kakashi with obito and rin, aww, and the very last kakashi and nauto and sakura and sai before the konoha gates. awwwww.
All in one, a great movie. I mock, but the plot is good and there's no annoying Sue to take over the screen, it's all about Naruto and kakashi and the genins! even the villains don't take up too much space. I regret that we didn't get better fights for the secondary characters because there were so many of them the time up for each was way shorter -- i'm a whore for those -- but it was still cool. ^^
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XD total double take moment XD
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*Captain Planet, American cartoon circa 1990
** English dub of Voltron
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kakashi: *mysterious past connection to bad guy!*
first it was a connection to Yukie, now to this bad guy? Kakashi likes his filler country, huh. XD
What Happens in Filler Country stays in Filler Country.
(except villains, but that's better than one night stands and the children there of coming back to haunt you, right? Filler Country and all related companies make no guarantees for Villainous one night stands or children with daddy issues. Filler Country is not liable for any damage or loss suffered due to such interactions.)
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(Anonymous) 2010-04-23 06:09 am (UTC)(link)no subject
The movie was quite good. I wasn't expecting the characters to be so IC (except for Tenten .__. an alien took her body!) and they were so beautifully drawn. I hate it when they draw things hastily bc/s they have so many scenes left to work on. The eyes, the hair ohhh *__* Sai's bangs were a bit longer than usual and Tsunade's were thinner, but it made them prettier.
Plus, they redrew flashback scenes from a new angle whoah. It was more animated than computerized, like the previous movies. Who cares about the 3D effects -- just leave Gaara's sand because it's awesome no matter what.
Hinata was...awesome. O___O I have no words.
Err. Did anyone read the ending's lyrics? "Why does the donnut have a hole? I don't know, but what I do know is, blah blah friendship stuff" XDDD;;; Such depth! I'm impressed. Really, why does a donnut have a hole? PONDER IT. Shame if you focus on worthless matters instead. tsk. U.U
Creepy enemy-mummyyyyy DX I dun like her...him. It. His hair/eyes/face is like a girl's, his body moves like a scarecrow/puppet ready to collapse, his mouth is like a halloween pumpkin cut badly, and his followers were even weirder. Trans?/S&M? o_____O
...THE CREEPY-MUMMY-THING IS HOLDING KAKASHI'S HAND AHHH LET GO LET GOOO~ DDX
Naruto got rassengan-ned in the face first time ever whoah! I want to see it again!!:DD
KakaNaru = ♥♥ in front of everyone haha. Also, NaruSaku, NaruSai... NarutoxEveryone, really...X33 I'm so shipping a harem now.
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... was tenten OOC? I just noticed she was doing a lot of things. (like, um, three XD) but not that she was ooc. *didn't pay attention* .__.;;
god, the lyrics were so crackrtastic, yes! XD i found that song months ago and i kept listening to it, and then there was the end of the movie and yay! my song! and "... a donut? really?" D; XD
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Heeh^^ I'm not saying Tenten was OOC either. That's the way she should be, if the manga gave her some space, really.
The song was released months ago? Then I guess I would have loved it as well. You can't help but get used to them after a while.
I hope the next one has Sasuke in it. After he's back again *-* (he won't die, he so won't, Naruto won't let him! DDD:)
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I had bad thoughts about bandage-bondage, I admit it.
THE ENDING. KAKASHI'S CREERPER SMILE BACKFIRED AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *flails* So great. I love Tenten's "...I knew it." XD
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Dude, I didn't even know it was anywhere close to coming out. @___@
When I was in China, squealed like a little girl cause they had Naruto movie posters, at bus stops. Since hell would freeze over before that happened in Australia, I squealed like a little girl. T^T.
Kakashi: *offers self as bait* *goes emo over obito and the memorial stone*
Shikamaru: *emoing over asuma's grave*
They proceed to have a "moment" in the moonlight where shika shows how much he's grown as a ninja~~~ I swear when Kakashi watches Shika go I could almost hear the "damn but that's a fine ass". ... oh wait, that's just me. um, my bad.
Oh I *SO* wrote this AGES AGO. T^T
TENTEN GETTING TO DO USEFUL SHIT AGAIN
SHE'S ON A ROLLLLL.