askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Naruto_INVISIBLE BANANA. Like I needed m)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2009-07-06 05:24 am
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meme things.

Oh yeah... I got rid of the porn filter. Now I'm using LJ's adult content warning thing. So... You guys never needed to friend me to get access to the porn in the first place, but if you did anyway and now you want to defriend, go ahead. I declare today to be defriending amnesty day~
I was the one who added tons of people, but I've gotten used to it; I'll have to whittle the f-list down in the next day but I suspect I'll only drop those journals that are never used anyway and those who have completely changed fandoms since and and things like that. I don't know yet.


stolen from [livejournal.com profile] nekokoban: Inspired by Doctor Who's "Turn Left:" Pick one of my stories and tell me a point in the tale that you'd change. Something tiny (e.g. "and then Fay chose silver glitter instead of gold") or big (e.g. "and then Rose was arrested instead of Jack") and I'll tell you how that one difference would have altered the course of the entire story.


stolen from [livejournal.com profile] heeroluva:
Naruto version:


SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
1. NaruSasu
2. NaruSasuSaku
3. ItaSasu
4. TemaIno
5. SasuSai
6. SakuHina

THREE PAIRINGS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. SasuNeji
8. NejiHina
9. GaaraLee

SIX PAIRINGS I DON'T LIKE:
10. NaruGaara
11. ItaNaru
12. ItaSaku
13. KakaIru
14. KakaNaru
15. SasuHina

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
16. SuiKarin
17. NaruIno

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much? (ItaNaru)
Their only points of connection are Sasuke and the fact that Akatsuki wants to killinate Naruto. Naruto would hate anything that made Sasuke suffer so much on principle, but a lot of the ship seems to be "like sasunaru, but BETTER because we hate Sasuke and who cares about him, Itachi is the sexier, more powerful Uchiha". Though I hated it more before the big reveal and the crow-job because back then there was nothing to support the idea that Itachi might actually care about Naruto more than as a way to mindfuck his brother some more and use Kyuubi's power for evil.

2. Who do you know that ships #13? (KakaIru)
Uhhh. I know [livejournal.com profile] chibirisuchan used to. It's such a meh couple for me I don't keep track of anyone else, the only reason I remember she did is because she wrote one of the only fics that managed to make me care.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3? (ItaSasu)
Itachi survives the final battle (blind, for added hotness). After lots of rage and clashes and pain, Sasuke abandons everything to get him away from that whole mess. His absolute priority becomes (stays) his brother, but now they're actually alive to reconnect. They talk about the way the clan really was, and it really hurts but Sasuke can deal with it because at least Itachi is still here and still loves him more than anything in the world. It's crazy and obsessive and strange, and it cuts them off from much of the rest of the world, but they don't need anyone else as long as they have each other.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1? (narusasu)
Valley of the End.

5. How long have you been following couple #6? (sakuhina)
... a couple of months? XD;; It's very recent and i'm pretty sure I'll lose interest soonish, but at the moment it's socute.

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring? (NejiHina)
I realized it was always more about my interest in the fucked up clan politics than the actual characters. I can't see them actually attracted to each other to act on it despite their family, and the "arranged marriage forcing the character to learn to rely on each other and develop an understated kind of love" plot is really losing its charm. Beside, Hinata is too nice and calm to push Neji to display any of his inner fire or snark, and if he did he'd look like a bully.

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4? (NaruSasuSaku/TemaIno)
NaruSasuSaku, no comparison possible.

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12. (NaruGaara/ItaSaku)
I don't really like this kind of question because it implies i'm not able to use the backbutton when I see something that doesn't fit my personal tastes, and I'd be depriving the people who do like that ship -- oh, hell, ItaSaku. I just don't get that one. "hey Sakura, this guy betrayed that guy you said you loved and killed his whole clan, but he has even prettier eyes and he doesn't act as broken, how 'bout you trade up. You'll have to abandon the village, your team, your friends, and your family though."

9. What interests you about #17? (naruino)
It's so light-hearted and fun and sexy and playful and full of sexy blondes. (woohoo sexynojutsu)

10. When did you stop liking #7? (sasuneji)
I dunno. It's not really that I dislike it entirely, but the only type I like anymore is the RP things I do with Sarolynne, and that's due more to her and the way our character interpretations work than to the characters as they are in canon or to the fic they have going for them. I can't say I really like SasuNeji anymore if I only care about it in specific RPs.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series? (gaaralee)
HAHAHAno. It was always a minor ship for me. Damn you Maldoror.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5? (SasuSai)
Uhh. I'll have to come back to it later. Dude. @_@ Something about love/hate or just using the other guy maybe.

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
NARUSASUSAKUUUU.

14. Which do you dislike the most?
It's a toss up between itanaru/itasaku (i dislike them mostly for the same reason) and kakairu, though kakairu is just extreme AUGH WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE ITS LIKE THE FURTHEST THING FROM CANON AAAAA.

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Considering how many of my pairings contain Sasuke, it would have to be either narusasusaku/temaino (whee teamwork) or narusasu/sakuhina. ... the night should end in a foursome. Oh man, I could see them living in two apartments on the same building and always being in and out of each other's place... and no one outside would really know who's with who. ahaha XD

16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes. (narusasusaku)
I WIIISH. Kinda? Naruto and Sasuke have~ but then Naruto ALMOST kissed Sakura disguised as Sasuke, surely that counts? XD

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely? TemaIno
Nooo ;_; for both questions. Unless Shika decides they're too difficult and throws them at each other.

18. What would make you start shipping #14? (kakanaru)
... NOTHING. I just... no. Maybe as part of a team seven lovefest, buuuut.

Naruto was looking for a big bro/father figure. Kakashi didn't give it for years because he was busy trying to keep his distances and he was more concentrated on the little uchiha than on his sensei's legacy. Now that he openly approves and feels he can relax because naruto's not going to die on him yet, Naruto is the one who has long since given up looking for more than a general sense of teacherly approval in him, because he has Jiraiya and Iruka to fill those important roles for him. Even if Kakashi wanted to be closer NOW (I don't think he'd feel he deserves it so he wouldn't try) then Naruto is the one who doesn't even notice or care in a personal way about him. It's way too late. They missed each other.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6? (narusasusaku/sakuhina)
... I wonder... 9__9

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #16. What happens to them? (SuiKarin)
XDDDDD
Something happens where Suigetsu almost dies and Karin realizes that nnnoooooooo. That adds some romantic tension to the bickering that really confuses Suigetsu because what? In the end Karin beats him up and tells him never to do that again and sits on him and she's all "YOU SHALL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS TO ANYONE. I WILL KILL YOU. drop your pants."


All other fandoms:


SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
1. Vegeta/saiyan men~ (DragonBall Z)
2. Sephiroth/Cloud (final fantasy 7)
3. 1x5 (heero/wufei, Gundam Wing)
4. Harry Potter/Severus Snape
5. Hiei/Yuusuke (yuyu hakusho)
6. Jim Ellison/Blair Sandburg (The Sentinel)

THREE PAIRINGS I'VE ABANDONED: ... This one's hard. I abandon very little. It's more like I'll forget them in their corner for a while but eventually pick them up.
7. heero/duo (gundam wing)
8. Cid/Vincent (ff7)
9. Harry/Ron/Hermione (harry potter)

SIX PAIRINGS I DON'T LIKE:
10. Trowa/Quatre (gw)
11. Quatre/Dorothy (gw)
12. Vincent/Yuffie (ff7)
13. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (hp)
14. Ulquiorra/Inoue Orihime (Bleach)
15. Kenshin/Sanosuke (rurouni kenshin)

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
16. ... Bardock/Chichi XD;;;;;;;;; (DBZ)
17. Kyōraku Shunsui/Ukitake Jūshirō u.u;;;; (Bleach)

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much? Quatre/Dorothy (gw)
She'd eat him alive. Also he seems to care about her only as much as he cares about anyone else. Also they're too civilized, and I feel like he would dull Dorothy's razor edges which are the reason I like her in the first place.
Also shoving him with his "designated female counterpart" (Trowa's counterpart is his sister btw, see how romantic it doesn't have to be? argh) sometimes seems an excuse not to write him gay... which is really fangirly of me because Quatre being gay isn't even canon in the first place so him being straight shouldn't need a three pages long essay, but I still feel like it should. XD;;

2. Who do you know that ships #13? Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (hp)
I don't know, i'm not really in the HP fandom.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3? 1x5 (heero/wufei, Gundam Wing)
... Joint mission, lots of action and blood and violence, mutual admiration, silent understanding, rough sex against the wall of a half-destroyed building omgyes. Also, post-apocalyptic settings where they survive together omgomgomg.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1? Vegeta/saiyan men~ (DragonBall Z)
Ummmmm. XD;;; I don't think there are any, it's more what could have been. Vegeta talking to Goku about the saiyan people was the closest canon ever came.

5. How long have you been following couple #6? Jim Ellison/Blair Sandburg (The Sentinel)
It feels like forever. I think i supped them 10-12 years ago when it aired in France and I wasn't even into fandom. Been reading fic on and off for the last six years.

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring? Cid/Vincent (ff7)
I just realized I didn't give much of a damn for Vincent and it was mostly yaoi for the sake of yaoi, often as a background pairing to support the front pairing i actually read, instead of because i actually thought the characters had chemistry.
Now I like Vince a little more once again, but I still haven't started shipping Cid/Vince again. i'll read it if an author I like writes it, but I feel zero interest on my own.

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4? Sephiroth/Cloud (final fantasy 7) Harry Potter/Severus Snape
... THIS IS VERY HARD. I think it depends on the day.

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12. 10. Trowa/Quatre (gw)Vincent/Yuffie (ff7)
3x4 would need the whole show to be rewritten XD I guess it's vince/yuffie then. Whoops. That's okay, seeing how the ship is between two optional characters a corner of my brain seems to think it's really a self-insert thing of people who want to fuck Vincent. It's really unfair of me, I can see how the spunky enthusiastic young girl and quiet/mysterious it-feels-like-he's-ageless-but-superold guy would be interesting, but the age difference creeps me out. Even though Vince is only 30 in real time he always behaves as if he was over two hundred, and she's so YOUNG in comparison.

... it's still loads better than Vince/Shelke. DX

9. What interests you about #17? Kyōraku Shunsui/Ukitake Jūshirō u.u;;;; (Bleach)
Well. It's all Vathara's fault. She started writing AUs about them, and at first I didn't care about the characters at all since they're so marginal and there are too many background shinigami in Bleach for me to give a damn about half of them, but. I liked how Ukitake is always calm and nice even with his sickness, but also has a sense of humor about it, and how he's fair and keeps Shunsui from getting too chaotic, and I liked how Shunsui always pretends to be playful but he's actually badass and he really worries about Ukitake's health... Those two really seems like either Heterosexual Life Partners or plain old Life Partners. They've been together for millenaries and they kow each other inside out and they're still friends.
But I only realized I shipped them in the last Bleach chapter -- where the arrancar nailed Ukitake and Shunsui appeared between him, his expression gave me chills. It was just so... borderline crazy-hateful. It gives me the feeling that Shunsui pretends to be flirty and fun-loving and sociable, but if Ukitake dies then Shunsui might be tempted to burn down the world for daring to go on without him on it. It's... whoa.

10. When did you stop liking #7? heero/duo (gundam wing)
I haven't. But it's a passive kind of liking that's born mostly from nostalgia and what's easy -- it's more because Duo is easy to mold into interesting interaction with heero and heero is the one I really care about.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series? Harry/Ron/Hermione (harry potter)
Not really. It was never my main ship. But they're not as entangled as team seven so a threesome is harder to work. I realized I liked Harry/Ron and Harry/Hermione better as heterosexual BFFs anyway.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5? Hiei/Yuusuke (yuyu hakusho)
... XD No idea. Something about fighting.

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
None of them. I love Seph/Zack/Cloud/Aeris. I just didn't want to cheat because it serves both as a foursome and as a catch-all for any and all combinations between them.

14. Which do you dislike the most?
Ulquiorra/Inoue Orihime (Bleach) DX DX DX
1) It'll tell you a lot that I had to use Wiki to find Ulquiorra's name -- I tend to refer to him as Emogoth Darkangel McEmptyson. He has no personality! He's just a pretty face with lots of mascara.
2) It's not romantico-tragic, it's glorified stockholm syndrome. It gives me the ick.
3) ... I always saw a lot more pings between Orihime and Grimmjow -- he seemed to actually be a decent guy who might give a tiny bit of a damn about her, even if he covered it up with gruffness and pride. Ulqui never seemed to give a shit and did everything on Aizen's orders. The only time he seemed to have an emotional response was when he was falling into dust and reached for her, but to me it seems to come totally out of left field and mostly as fanservice for the UlquiHime fans. I probably totally missed the previous subtext, of course.
4) Orihime had just left Ichigo with the declaration that if she lived five different lives she would love him in all five -- that's even stronger than "i'll love you all my life" -- yet she's supposed to just drop her feelings and fall for Ulqui in under a little... week? month? where she can't see Ichigo? That makes her seem so fickle.

And inconclusion, stockholm syndrome.

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Kyōraku Shunsui/Ukitake Jūshirō & Sephiroth/Cloud. XDD It would be epic fun.

16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes. Sephiroth/Cloud
... Do "impaled with a sword" and "possessed" count?

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely? Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Well in one hand Snape died while Harry was still busy hating his guts. But in the other hand, Harry named one of his kids after him, so redemption and understanding might have happened. (but maybe harry was only willing to forgive and admire once snape wa dead. easier to admit you were wrong all along when he's too dead to ever hear you say so, and to forget how much of a bastard he really was. XD)

18. What would make you start shipping #14? Ulquiorra/Inoue Orihime (Bleach)
Nothing. Nooothing.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6? Seph/Cloud or Jim Ellison/Blair Sandburg (sentinel)
... Jim/Blair is already canon. u.u I kid, I kid. ... Seph/Cloud is more epic, but part of the attraction is how much that's not happening, so, I don't know. XD;

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #16. What happens to them? Bardock/Chichi (dbz)
... a whole subgenre of Saiyajin AUs is born. Chichi is taken to Vegetasei as a slave and meets Bardock! Chichi is a Resistance member fighting against the Saiyajin invasion! Chichi is turned into a Saiyajin!
Frankly, the pairing is total crack, born mostly because I liked the interaction they have in the fic I'm currently writing. But seeing as he's been dead as long as she's been alive and he's the father of her beloved husband... I really don't want to see it happening in canon. XD

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