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Movie 3 GET
S-so fast. *__* *pets bittorrent lovingly*
---random observations
-Kakashi looks so weird with short sleeves. O.o Not even a fourth of his face shows, and he's still wearing gloves, and then out of the blue there's these pasty white arms. And his pants shop just under his calves, and then there are strappy sandals that remind me of Tsunade's shoes. Dude. Mental picture = nngh x.O
-Huge Prince Guy is HUUUGE. And a creepy pedo. Sakura looks barely twelve with her total lack of boobs or hips, and here he is, "aww you're so cute, are you sure you're really a ninja" and, like, fondling her hand -- AHAHAHA OMG YES.
Sakura: *smilesmile* *CRUSHES HAND* *^-^*
HPG: DDDDDD:
Sakura: *still crushing* *^-^*
Kakashi: ... She's also stronger than most adults. u.u
HPG: ;____x
-The little prince is a smirky little pest. XD
-Kakashi and Sakura fighting side by side. Kakashi damnit stop stealing Sakura's kills, she can fight on her own really. ~__~
-No real explanation as to why a team of genins is sent instead of the team of jounins Tsunade mentions she should send. Uh huh.
-I kinda like that the rich, spoiled Huge Prince Guy has no concept at all of the way a Hidden Village works. His first thought is that there's a prince in Konoha and that Hokage might be hereditary. It's neat. XD
-European village WTF?
-Their siberian tiger has no stripes. It has saber teeth, though. I'mma gonna pretend Siberia is just a strange faraway land of the narutoverse, with no real likeness to our own. Yeah. >.>; Design or movement ain't that pretty either. *sigh*
-I know the brat's name is Hikaru, but from now on I'm going to call him Quincy-chan. He's like a miniature Ishida, with his bow and little white shoulder-cape and his attitude. (the hair is more like Sasuke's. ... Oh, god. WHAT SORT OF UNHOLY UNION DOES THIS CHILD COME FROM??? DDD: )
-What kind of tiger eats apples.
-Ahaha Naruto makes mini quincysuke blush. I guess it's in the genes. XD
-... wait... whut? Kid's mom lives in a tiny house by the sea and hasn't seen her kid in so long she isn't sure she recognizes him? O.o Yet the dad is so happy-happy, wtf happened there. o.o
... though... Neat, divorced/separated parents in a naruto movie. o.o
-;_; Kid trying to understand why his mother thought his father didn't understand what was really important by offering naruto anything he wants if he becomes his servant. Poor kid. >.>;;
-!!! storm! D:
-=___=;;;; shock-therapy-redemption's a little bit too fast to be believable here.
-Oh the cheese. "pinky swear we're gonna be friends forevar yay". XDDDD;;;;
-The bad guy's name is Shabadaba. And he looks like a gay old pimp. I'm sorry, I already had trouble taking this seriously, but. Ahaha.
-bad guys are prey to the "stand around in a circle and wait for the good guy to get done beating previous opponent before the next one moves in" school of thought. =__=; Makes the fights kind of... Not that good. Oh, they're still alright, but I expected better. T.T
-oh hey once the enemy brings it the ninjas, the combats become cooler.
-NOOO captain-guy ;__; he was kinda cool. Short-lived though.
-How come we get a look up Sakura's shirt... and there's nothing but a ribcage and sudden, convenient darkness to see? *feels gypped* XD
-What is wrong with the bad guys' faces. One of them is HUUUUGE and fat-lipped like a caricature of the village idiot or something, and the girl has a loli body and yet she speaks and smirks like she's just a bit of a skank. D;
-:DDDDD kyuu!naru~ ♥ though the glow-in-the-dark eyes were kinda creepy XD
-Yeah, Naruto, good going, guilt an eight-year old into being ashamed to death that he's scared and thinks everything is lost when even the adults around him have lost all hope? D: Yeah, right, he really should be ashamed of crying because his father was taken prisoner. WTF. Your logic is not earth logic, and most of the time I love you for it, but dude.
-Kakashi really should be hitting naruto over the head about now. "Don't worry about Hikaru! i'll protect him while we storm the castle to save his dad against ninjas who kicked our asses just this morning." Even if he does trust naruto that much, what kind of ninja brings the civilian he's supposed to protect in the middle of a fight? D:
-eek. I like the hanging scene, even if Huge Prince Guy's sudden metamorphosis is cliche as fuck.
-ahaha circus!kakashi. The very thought makes me want to write undercover!crack.
-... and under that circus shirt... was his jounin vest? the fuck. D:
-ahaha. All the animals : *ATTACK BAD SOLDIER GUYS!! >O*
Giraffe: *eats leaves. u.u*
-So far Lee's only appearance in this movie is as background filler. Even Sakura got to be the useful multipurpose healer-type two times. Was he really necessary? He doesn't seem to be affecting anything, I wonder if they took a poll and added him at random... =___=; Though hey, his fights are always cool, so...
- --ahaha childish-Loli-bitch is TWENTY-TWO? No wayyy XDDD
-why is it always girl=genjutsu specialist, big guy = taijutsu specialist ? I want girls who are taijutsu specialists, quick and strong, and guys who are too huge to move well but it means their body produces tons of chakra and they know how to use it, damn it. But then that's expecting too much from a kids movie. XD;
-what the fucking fuck. XD Did the Narutos just -- like -- stampede over the badguy??? ahahahaha what XDDDDDDD
-KAGE BUNSHIN MOSH PIT. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
-...the bad guys were wearing wigs? O_o What the hell for, talk about random. There's no explanation for that either. It's just, like "wig falls." Alright then. :|
-This boss fight just went from somewhat tense to AHAHAHA WTF THE FUCK THEY DIDNT??? AHAHA. But then the whole movie was kinda goofy, so it doesn't have much to ruin-- wut.
...r-rasengan... with the moon in it?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
... X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
-... I still have no clue who the bad ninjas are or how the main ninja bad guy's EVIL ARTEFACT OF POWER even works. They were teally -- "okay we need a ninja team, so we have badass ninjutsu-type leader with Speshul Artefact of Power, huge taijutsu retard and tiny genjutsu chick. Pasts? They're ninjas, they were hired, no one cares. -- uhh, what do you mean how do we make them not cliche -- I know! Let's put wigs on them. yeah. ... Why? ... uh. Well, it's original, now STFU."
-awwwwwww Sakura and Kakashi. "Sensei, daijobu?"
Kakashi: *flops* x_x;; i might be out of it for two weeks... *pity meee*
Sakura: YAY!!! VACATION TIME.
XDDDD ♥
-the end credits have a picture of Sakura running into the sea, with her hair in braided pigtails and wearing a red bikini. XD I love the hair, socute. -- Lee's wearing a suit that goes from biceps to mid-thigh and is blue with white strips. Oh, lee.
... no Kakashi bathing suit? ;_;
... oh guhhh even better. *รง* shirtless!Kakashi doing push-ups on his hospital bed, bathed by moonlight~ I NEED A SCREENCAP.
awww Sakura and Naruto watching the sunset side by side, sitting on a branch~
So... It's a cuteand cheesy little story, even though man, is the message (greed is bad! money is not important! happiness and friends are important!) cliche and hammered in. The art in general, and the fight scenes aren't bad, though they're not wow either. It shows that it's a story for children a lot more than the previous two. It's not utterly horrible (i think it helps me to know that it's not ever going to be canon XD), just not OMGSOCOOL. So... Not unpleasant, but I remain unfloored.
*edit* thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sum_solus, I now have a screencap of the Kakashi still in the ending! (no spoilers. ;p)
---random observations
-Kakashi looks so weird with short sleeves. O.o Not even a fourth of his face shows, and he's still wearing gloves, and then out of the blue there's these pasty white arms. And his pants shop just under his calves, and then there are strappy sandals that remind me of Tsunade's shoes. Dude. Mental picture = nngh x.O
-Huge Prince Guy is HUUUGE. And a creepy pedo. Sakura looks barely twelve with her total lack of boobs or hips, and here he is, "aww you're so cute, are you sure you're really a ninja" and, like, fondling her hand -- AHAHAHA OMG YES.
Sakura: *smilesmile* *CRUSHES HAND* *^-^*
HPG: DDDDDD:
Sakura: *still crushing* *^-^*
Kakashi: ... She's also stronger than most adults. u.u
HPG: ;____x
-The little prince is a smirky little pest. XD
-Kakashi and Sakura fighting side by side. Kakashi damnit stop stealing Sakura's kills, she can fight on her own really. ~__~
-No real explanation as to why a team of genins is sent instead of the team of jounins Tsunade mentions she should send. Uh huh.
-I kinda like that the rich, spoiled Huge Prince Guy has no concept at all of the way a Hidden Village works. His first thought is that there's a prince in Konoha and that Hokage might be hereditary. It's neat. XD
-European village WTF?
-Their siberian tiger has no stripes. It has saber teeth, though. I'mma gonna pretend Siberia is just a strange faraway land of the narutoverse, with no real likeness to our own. Yeah. >.>; Design or movement ain't that pretty either. *sigh*
-I know the brat's name is Hikaru, but from now on I'm going to call him Quincy-chan. He's like a miniature Ishida, with his bow and little white shoulder-cape and his attitude. (the hair is more like Sasuke's. ... Oh, god. WHAT SORT OF UNHOLY UNION DOES THIS CHILD COME FROM??? DDD: )
-What kind of tiger eats apples.
-Ahaha Naruto makes mini quincysuke blush. I guess it's in the genes. XD
-... wait... whut? Kid's mom lives in a tiny house by the sea and hasn't seen her kid in so long she isn't sure she recognizes him? O.o Yet the dad is so happy-happy, wtf happened there. o.o
... though... Neat, divorced/separated parents in a naruto movie. o.o
-;_; Kid trying to understand why his mother thought his father didn't understand what was really important by offering naruto anything he wants if he becomes his servant. Poor kid. >.>;;
-!!! storm! D:
-=___=;;;; shock-therapy-redemption's a little bit too fast to be believable here.
-Oh the cheese. "pinky swear we're gonna be friends forevar yay". XDDDD;;;;
-The bad guy's name is Shabadaba. And he looks like a gay old pimp. I'm sorry, I already had trouble taking this seriously, but. Ahaha.
-bad guys are prey to the "stand around in a circle and wait for the good guy to get done beating previous opponent before the next one moves in" school of thought. =__=; Makes the fights kind of... Not that good. Oh, they're still alright, but I expected better. T.T
-oh hey once the enemy brings it the ninjas, the combats become cooler.
-NOOO captain-guy ;__; he was kinda cool. Short-lived though.
-How come we get a look up Sakura's shirt... and there's nothing but a ribcage and sudden, convenient darkness to see? *feels gypped* XD
-What is wrong with the bad guys' faces. One of them is HUUUUGE and fat-lipped like a caricature of the village idiot or something, and the girl has a loli body and yet she speaks and smirks like she's just a bit of a skank. D;
-:DDDDD kyuu!naru~ ♥ though the glow-in-the-dark eyes were kinda creepy XD
-Yeah, Naruto, good going, guilt an eight-year old into being ashamed to death that he's scared and thinks everything is lost when even the adults around him have lost all hope? D: Yeah, right, he really should be ashamed of crying because his father was taken prisoner. WTF. Your logic is not earth logic, and most of the time I love you for it, but dude.
-Kakashi really should be hitting naruto over the head about now. "Don't worry about Hikaru! i'll protect him while we storm the castle to save his dad against ninjas who kicked our asses just this morning." Even if he does trust naruto that much, what kind of ninja brings the civilian he's supposed to protect in the middle of a fight? D:
-eek. I like the hanging scene, even if Huge Prince Guy's sudden metamorphosis is cliche as fuck.
-ahaha circus!kakashi. The very thought makes me want to write undercover!crack.
-... and under that circus shirt... was his jounin vest? the fuck. D:
-ahaha. All the animals : *ATTACK BAD SOLDIER GUYS!! >O*
Giraffe: *eats leaves. u.u*
-So far Lee's only appearance in this movie is as background filler. Even Sakura got to be the useful multipurpose healer-type two times. Was he really necessary? He doesn't seem to be affecting anything, I wonder if they took a poll and added him at random... =___=; Though hey, his fights are always cool, so...
- --ahaha childish-Loli-bitch is TWENTY-TWO? No wayyy XDDD
-why is it always girl=genjutsu specialist, big guy = taijutsu specialist ? I want girls who are taijutsu specialists, quick and strong, and guys who are too huge to move well but it means their body produces tons of chakra and they know how to use it, damn it. But then that's expecting too much from a kids movie. XD;
-what the fucking fuck. XD Did the Narutos just -- like -- stampede over the badguy??? ahahahaha what XDDDDDDD
-KAGE BUNSHIN MOSH PIT. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
-...the bad guys were wearing wigs? O_o What the hell for, talk about random. There's no explanation for that either. It's just, like "wig falls." Alright then. :|
-This boss fight just went from somewhat tense to AHAHAHA WTF THE FUCK THEY DIDNT??? AHAHA. But then the whole movie was kinda goofy, so it doesn't have much to ruin-- wut.
...r-rasengan... with the moon in it?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
... X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
-... I still have no clue who the bad ninjas are or how the main ninja bad guy's EVIL ARTEFACT OF POWER even works. They were teally -- "okay we need a ninja team, so we have badass ninjutsu-type leader with Speshul Artefact of Power, huge taijutsu retard and tiny genjutsu chick. Pasts? They're ninjas, they were hired, no one cares. -- uhh, what do you mean how do we make them not cliche -- I know! Let's put wigs on them. yeah. ... Why? ... uh. Well, it's original, now STFU."
-awwwwwww Sakura and Kakashi. "Sensei, daijobu?"
Kakashi: *flops* x_x;; i might be out of it for two weeks... *pity meee*
Sakura: YAY!!! VACATION TIME.
XDDDD ♥
-the end credits have a picture of Sakura running into the sea, with her hair in braided pigtails and wearing a red bikini. XD I love the hair, socute. -- Lee's wearing a suit that goes from biceps to mid-thigh and is blue with white strips. Oh, lee.
... no Kakashi bathing suit? ;_;
... oh guhhh even better. *รง* shirtless!Kakashi doing push-ups on his hospital bed, bathed by moonlight~ I NEED A SCREENCAP.
awww Sakura and Naruto watching the sunset side by side, sitting on a branch~
So... It's a cute
*edit* thanks to
sum_solus, I now have a screencap of the Kakashi still in the ending! (no spoilers. ;p)
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HOW DOES A TIGER KNOW WHAT APPLES IS?no subject
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Anyway. I like these movie write-ups you do and- Uh.
Damn you for having fast bittorrent. :
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*pets* ^^;
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However, I have to admit: I got so played. I thought it was _the_ movie. With the Sakura-smexy-scream. *;.;*
*le sigh* Oh well...this was amusing anyway. :)
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Apparently, I have 1 day and 24 hours before my bittorrent will finish. There's a 62 KB/s up rate and a 3 KB/s down rate. D: STOP GETTING IT FROM ME PEOPLE. *weep* T_T
And due to the LARGE up rate (and I'm pretty damn sure it's because of that) my internet is crawling as slow as possible. Snails go faster than this, man. Thus, I can't load the screen cap DDD: *sob*
Ahhhh why do you hate me internets??? *chews at it*
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Maybe it was that I started early, but it told me six hours and was done in two and a half. *turns bittorrent back on* .__.;;;
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I am a sad, sad girl XD
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Also, opening a port (http://portforward.com/) might help, if you can figure it out. I mean, I can't get it to work, but you might.
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The ports look confusing though D:
Thanks :D
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Crack Crossover Ficland... or maybe they were inspired by CFUD.
-...the bad guys were wearing wigs? O_o What the hell for, talk about random. There's no explanation for that either. It's just, like "wig falls." Alright then. :|
They needed a uniform and thought it was better than the assbow?
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...I've read this three times and I still have no idea what it means.
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Dad wants mom to come back and showers her with presents, mom sez "you don't know what's truly important now GTFO". Kid doesn't get it, offers naruto anything he wants if he'll be his loyal lackey or something, 'cause he still thinks that if you pay someone enough, they won't leave you.
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Check out http://www.cordeval.com/fmafff.htm
and
http://www.cordeval.com/narutards.htm
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i went to her homepage and read the new comic too. great stuff. have to add her to my bookmarks so i can check regularly.
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http://lizbot.livejournal.com/108973.html?mode=reply&style=mine
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