Read your rant. Loved it, you're very skilled with words. Found another problem to Sasuke topping. Isn't he like, five times heavier than a normal human or something like that? He doesn't have bones, he has a high-grade metal frame. If he topped, then Naruto would go *squish*. While Sasuke might find that funny, it wouldn't do anything for sexual frustration. Thus, Sasuke would /have/ to bottom, to keep from squishing Naruto. Of course, with as aggressive as Sasuke is, he'd probably find a way to /make/ topping work... but still!
Anyway, hope you update that fic soon since it's awesome and unique and original- just like all your other stuff! Ja ne
A.S.