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[askerian]

omg the spoiler image for 344.



OH MY. SOMEONE'S GONNA GET RAPED.

Always knew Orochimaru and Sasuke were a hardcore yaoi flick waiting to happen. Oh, Kishi, one day you will come out of the closet and write the grand tale of bondage, genderbending, furry and tentaclesex you crave so much. It will even REPLACE THAT GODDAMN CORN AS THE MOST DISTURBING SUPPOSED-TO-GET-YOU-OFF-RLY THING EVER. In the history of ever.

Dude. Hope one of you two knows a good lube-no-jutsu. X__x


Somewhere in Konoha, Naruto laments the loss of his title of best one-man gangbang in the world.


... I could crack stupid jokes all day. *is twelve*

Comments

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA, LUBE-NO-JUTSU. ♥

Seriously though, I hope Sasuke won't turn into something creepy like that in the future. Tentacles do come in handy, but y'know. *shudders*

[askerian]

♥ ♥ ♥

NOOO he'll stay pretty and gay forever!!

I could live with it if he only changed his bottom half. u.u

Though. Wait. How are Naruto and Sakura supposed to sexx0r him as a naga-boy. D:

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Snakes still have the openings... they've gotta poo and lay eggs SOMEHOW.

And dayam is Orochimaru creepy. I noticed that his entire body is made up of snakes (those ain't scales!)

[askerian]

yeah but they're on the front of the body and almost at the end of the tail. No buttsex. ;_; (though I think they have forked penises. O.o DOES THIS MEAN HE COULD TOP THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME??! my brain my brain aurgh why do I know this)

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

(I don't think he could top them both at once, because their legs and hips would be in the way... although he could probably double-penetrate Sakura if his dick really was forked. Wouldn't be that pleasant, though, I guess.) If his snake-part is flexible enough, he could coil around Naruto's dick, at least. And there's gotta be erogenous zones that can be used to get naga-Sasuke off.

[askerian]

If they stand hip to hip and at a 90° angle, he can probably get his tail between them. But if he's got a huge snake as his lower body, I doubt the tip will be thin and long enough to curl around Naruto's manbits and why am I trying to figure that out. x_x

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

If he can't coil around Naruto's manbits, he CAN press his coils together -- it would be like rubbing between your partner's thighs or the breasts of a well-endowed woman. And Sakura could get off rubbing without penetration...

actually...

[nemi-chan.livejournal.com]

Snakes have hemipens (I think it's spelled that way). They DO have two/split sex organs, but they aren't penises (at least in most cases, there might be some snakes with penises as an exception, like ducks are to the avian family).

I've seen a picture, and yes I went searching for it because I was confused. Basically they resemble pale, spikey hemisphears, and I don't know how they fit into the female snake. The ones I saw might not have been fully expanded, or something, I don't know.

But then, Oro is a naga/part human, so he might have a dick or two.

Failing that he can get them to ride him and stick snakescales up them.

[ayonoi.livejournal.com]

XD! I saw that this morning and went "dang...scary!" and then realized that Sasuke was not going to get his ass whooped, he is going to get GANGBANGED. Too many snakes....O____O. Does that mean I hate Orochimaru now? Nope, he just creeps me out a bit more so my love/hate relationship continues. I guess the doujinshi circles were not that far when actually it is Sasuke that uses snakes on poor Naruto (Piero's Thanatos) but this...is a REALLY big snake.

Hahaha, lube no jutsu. Or scream for Kabuto to bring some XD (and join them)

[askerian]

MMMMgangbang.

I mean.

... snaketentacle gangbang. LESS SEXY SOMEHOW. D: or more sexy in a more creepy way, depends who you ask I guess XDD

Mm, Kabuto holding out the lube. Hey, as a doctor I bet he needed to learn a few... for purely medical reasons. u.u

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

He just wants to see his mommy and daddy, again! ;_; *sniff*

[askerian]

aww *petpet* ;__;

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

These ninjas seeeeeeeeeeeeriously need therapists. You know?

[askerian]

Mmmh. *__*

I mean.

Yes, poor kids. *emo tear*

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Wait, I"m assuming you read the spoiler text and saw the Sandaime flashback bit. Yeah?

[askerian]

Nuhh. I didn't get to see the translated bit ;__; gimmegimmegimme!

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

DUDE

http://mangahelpers.com/forum/index.php?topic=15652.msg343717#msg343717

If that doesn't link properly, go here (http://mangahelpers.com/forum/index.php?topic=15652.0) and look for PocketMofo's translation

[askerian]

OKAY WAIT WHAT NO OROCHIMARU YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN EMO FLASHBACK NOW. DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

but DAMN do I want to see it now. *grabby hands* sasuke in action! sasuke taking off his jacket!!! OMG. *rolls*

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

Purple!Goth Sasuke in shiny lipstick!

Awww, but Orochimaru... All these immortality techniques, these jutsu to ressurect the dead... He just wants his mommy!

Bless him.

[askerian]

... Why does Sasuke have to be so easily mockable. XD Uchiha here, Uchiha there. Ego much? It's gonna hurt when it bursts, boy. XD

mmmh. *__*

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

HA! And the translation toggles between 'chick' and 'runt,' but either way, it's totally hilarious.

(And speaking of the 'burst,' isn't Kabuto just off stage left? He's always had some sort of hidden agenda and it's KILLING me! Want. to. know!)

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in Konoha, Naruto laments the loss of his title of best one-man gangbang in the world.

LAMENTS RIGHT THERE WITH HIM OMG!! D:



actually, I found that spoiler quite amusing! ♥ I mean, HE'S ON ORO'S BED! Even without all the tentacle snakes my mind went straight to the gutter. XD

[askerian]

LMAO.


YES. Betcha Oro will slap him down right on top if it. ♥

[book-people.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* I knew it! Sasuke just wants to get laid! *falls off chair giggling*

Poor Sasuke. It's Itachi who gets off on people being strong, not Oro. Oro just wants your body. You'd be better off showing up and stripping...

>DDDD

Adi

[askerian]

ohh. ohhhhhhhhh. *________* nnngh.

[book-people.livejournal.com]

;D

[book-people.livejournal.com]

*reads spoiler* HA! He takes off his jacket. Obviously, he's listening to my advice. *nods seriously*

...Orochimaru's looking for his parents? *snicker* Figures he's a mama's boy...

Adi

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that brings up baaaad memories of the Anko doujinshi I purchased that looked like it would be hot but turned out to be about Orochimaru raping a pubescent Anko with snakes. D:

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

O fun XD

[phlegmaticphrog.livejournal.com]

These conversations hurt my brain in the best of ways XD

... you know that I have to do it

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING NIN.

... why did I not switch accounts so I could use my Snakes on a Plane icon?

Re: ... you know that I have to do it

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Here we go. I feel vindicated.

[nekostella.livejournal.com]

ton avatard va hyper bien avec la situation XDDDD c'est la classe quand même

[anterogradenova.livejournal.com]

XDDD Way to go Sasuke! you gunna get RAPED.

But seriously, I know people were WTF-ing at Kishimoto for the last arc, but he always has his shining moments with character. He generated sympathy for Orochimaru, of all people @_@ I've hardly seen that with the big bad villain in a story, usually only for grey characters.

Kishi wins again. XDDD

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

On a serious note... would this image mean that Orochimaru is in fact the Hachibi, or something of the sort?

... I now have this distuuuurbing image of Naruto's Harem no Jutsu versus the corn thing. ... no. Just... no.. XD

[sabriel-sylfaen.livejournal.com]

................. *full-body SHUDDER* XP

[fujiappletan.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THE IMAGE. ;D

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

After seeing that image, I spent several minutes babbling in mingled horror, disgust, and interest.

Sasuke run for your liiiiiiiife!! And chasti--yeah, I can't even finish that one.

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

...I don't know that I have WORDS for that. At all!

Orochimaru, you are the man made of penises.

[phoenix-melody.livejournal.com]

...your icon in combination for those pages, makes for some serious mental scarring. *searches for the brain bleach*

[sabriel-sylfaen.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! XD

Ahhh.... *wipes tears* Thanks, I needed that. ^^ *neebbles teh Asuka*

[kane-shi-megami.livejournal.com]

OMG I never thought I would actually feel the slightest bit sympathetic for Oro!!! WTF is wrong with me...damn you Kishi and Yay Sasuke! Take it aaaalllll offfffff ^-^

[icelightning.livejournal.com]

I love how the angle in that one frame makes it look like Sasuke's laying back on the bed all nonchalant. It looks SO WRONG.

And makes me want to make jokes about buttsnakes.

................... This actually reminds me of a Doujinshi.