http://slamu.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] slamu.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] askerian 2007-01-18 11:50 pm (UTC)

Failed Threesomes are teh sad :'(

What about the almost canon pairing of ItaKasame/ItaTobi? (See, nobody likes Tobi but Itachi, but Kisame's been crushing on Itachi since Ch. 1...)
Err... is there any such thing as "impersonal touching?
"He passed the salt shaker. Their hands touched. Hesetently, their gazes met and mad, passionate eyesex ensued for a good two hours. Neither one of them moved a muscle, but they both later found themselves to be pregnant. When they atmitted it to eachother, all previous emotional wounds were erased until they were needed for an angsting contest. Our beloved pair were feeling adventerous, so they started up again, this time passing the pepper shaker..."
Last night I found a doujin bashing (uncompromising) NaruSaku shippers, using the most blatent almost-logic I've seen in several weeks. It ended with Sakura knocking the artist out and the two of them going to find Sasuke with renewed gusto. It had reminded me that no ship is perfect. (there are just some that are better than others. KimiLeeGaa!)

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