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[askerian]

windandwater has a copy of this convo up too, but mine is obviously superior. there's rayemars breaking comments too as well. u.u



askerian: *... is not a bnf* ;_;
rayemars: *said nothing!*
askerian: when i vaguely mentioned to sera about my fangirls, she chanted BNF at me for a hour XD;; she's mean
rayemars: *snickerfit*
askerian: she's the real power behind my throne. <.<
askerian: i want you to be prepared, for the day she betrays me and steals my kinkdom. >D
rayemars: If I considered you a BNF, I would be forced to stop mentioning that I talked with you as intros to posts. So I don't. *grin*
askerian: ...............XD whut?
rayemars: When the unnatural amounts of shouta start appearing, I'll take notice.
askerian: LMAO

windandwater: ..................................
windandwater: WHUT
windandwater: SHOUTA
windandwater: SHOUTA?!
askerian: >D
windandwater: WHY WOULD SHOUTA SHOWING UP AUTOMATICALLY POINT TO ME?1
windandwater: ............................. don't answer that
askerian: ... you don't really want me to--ahaha.

rayemars: *snerk!*
rayemars: If it helps, tell her it was you explaining Saki-chan to me?
askerian: ... lmao.
rayemars: Well, that is kinda why Sera=shouta in my mind.
askerian: ... oh SERA XDD

windandwater: .............. but saki-chan isn't shouta
windandwater: she's LOLI
askerian: she's 13
windandwater: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
askerian: ALSO A BOY
windandwater: LOLI
windandwater: YOU WILL NOT CONVINCE ME SAKI-CHAN IS NOT LOLI
askerian: SHE HAS A DICK
windandwater: PRETTY PRETTY GOTHIC LOLI IS LACE AND RUFFLES, SOFT SILK AGAINST PERFUMED SKIN
windandwater: AND
windandwater: AND
askerian: AND NARUTO IS GAY FOR HER.
askerian: GAY
windandwater: WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN
askerian: BOY.
askerian: SHOUTA.
windandwater: DICKGIRLS ARE STILL GIRLS
askerian: SASUKE ISNT.

rayemars: ....
rayemars: ShoutaLoli?
rayemars: With all the crossdressing in Japan, I'm surpised there's not a category already.
askerian: something like that. XD

windandwater: a category of crossdressing?
windandwater: you mean boys as girls?
windandwater: i forget what it's called
windandwater: not elegant gothic aristocrat, that's for older women
askerian: ooohh.
windandwater: *now thinking about it*
askerian: KNOWLEDGEABLE I SEE.

rayemars: ...............
rayemars: Now I'm a little scared of her.

windandwater: ........................... SHUT UP
windandwater: OR I'LL WRITE SAKI USING SEXY NO JUTSU
windandwater: THEN IT WILL BE LOLI
askerian: >D OOOH I'M SCARED.
windandwater: ,................................. I HATE YOU SO MUCH
askerian: SO YOU ADMIT IT ISNT LOLI NOW.
windandwater: NO IT WILL BE LOLI
windandwater: IT'S ALWAYS LOLI
askerian: YOU DO AHAHAHAHA I WIN.
windandwater: ............. i think it's called "dandy"
windandwater: when boys dress pretty
askerian: that's not crossdressing.
askerian: you lose.

rayemars: ....make that not a "little."
askerian: >D

windandwater: no no, it includes boys dressing gothic loli
askerian: If you say so. you're the expert in LITTLE BOYS CROSSDRESSING after all.
windandwater: no, usually the little boys end up naked, really
windandwater: =D

rayemars: ....

windandwater: except saki, because she's such a shy girl iyaaa~n
askerian: with a dick.
windandwater: unless she's sexy no jutsu
windandwater: and wants naruto to take her precious virginity
askerian: u.u snj!saki would be missing the point of saki, though.
askerian: ...........
askerian: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
windandwater: I WILL BREAK YOU
askerian: *DENIES ALL KNOWLEDGE AND RESPONSIBILITY OF ANYTHING SAKI*
askerian: enjoy, she's all yours. part-time dick and all.

rayemars: My brain my brain waaaaah.

windandwater: Saki: Naruto-kun... please, make me a real woman~!
askerian: .... ;.;
windandwater: FATALITY
askerian: NNNNOOO
windandwater: FLAWLESS VICTORY
windandwater: *goes to post this on LJ*
askerian: LIAR I WON THE FIRST ROUND
askerian: ... HEY i wanted to post it too ;_;

rayemars: I'm just going to go curl up in a corner, I think.
rayemars: Yes.
rayemars: A corner.