fandom babble~ (Naruto eps 203-208, Avatar)

[askerian]

Oh god I'm so pitiful.

"WAHH LJ IS DOWN I WAS READING A FIC DAMN IT WHAT DO I DO NOW!!!"

*finds nothing to do* *gets no email alerts* *so annoyed, can't even write*

"... I guess... I'm really THAT bored..."

*... starts watching backlogged Naruto filler eps* T.T

->"OMG it's so bad, I'm gonna post all about it on --oh wait."

...*writes the entry in Word instead*

...

*totally forgets to post*



askerian: this is just so ridiculous
askerian: "we didn't want her to become a ninja because she would have been too powerful"
askerian: wtf is this excuse.
askerian: this is the kind of people who slam demons into newborn so that they can make better weapons
sarolynne: Oh, what the shit.
askerian: this is like being handed a weapon and going "oh, we don't feel like bothering to train with it, we're gonna stuff it in a corner and wait for an enemy to snatch it up"
askerian: mmm, sue-ville.
sarolynne: Can they have a filler arc without one. What the shit.
askerian: =____=
askerian: I was going to say the bug arc didn't have one and then I remembered sailormoon!Hinata

askerian: ... oh WOW Sakura gets to DO SOMETHING
askerian: *arc instantly gains 10 points of redemption*
askerian: *alas, it's at about -4851 right now*
askerian: aww socute

askerian: ... and now Akamaru is peeing on Naruto's face WTF
sarolynne: ........................
sarolynne: What the hell, what is with the filler writers and piss?!
askerian: oh eww
askerian: Naruto wakes up, and flicks his tongue at it
askerian: >< oh eww
askerian: wtf ew
sarolynne: O.o
sarolynne: WTF, that is nasty.
sarolynne: I think the writers have a fetish.
askerian: then he goes AHH WTF IS IT for all of two seconds and then business as usual

askerian: ... ahaha
askerian: Kurenai: *gets trapped in vines*
askerian: hentai doujin artists: *throw themselves at their sketchbooks*
askerian: AHAHA OMG KURENAI THE TENTACLE MONSTER

askerian: okay... it doesn't suck as much as I thought it would so far...
askerian: famous last words. XD

askerian: boy, those guys sure do seem to love their vine bondage.

askerian: ahaha shino so creepy
askerian: *appears behind the enemy's back in a swarm of insects* *glassesFLASH* *whispering dangerously* genjutsu doesn't work on insects.

askerian: uwah Sakura so cute
askerian: love her little miffed face

askerian: but seriously, that kurama clan is so boring. i mean genjutsu is limitless in the effects it could inflict
askerian: and what do they do? go with the vine bondage every single time.
sarolynne: They should mess with people more!
askerian: yeah, or at least show some originality
sarolynne: Make them think they've turned into a rose bush! See, variety. XD
askerian: i mean, seriously, YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE LIMIT
askerian: they could, i dunno, make them imagine that they got attacked by a land-dwelling octopus
sarolynne: Different tentacles!

askerian: oh wow, this is kind of hot.
askerian: >D
sarolynne: What? XD
askerian: Kurenai tying down her student, getting her half naked, and sealing her
askerian: muahaha
askerian: it's similar to sasuke getting kakashi to seal him except that Yakumo's wrists were tied to the ground at her sides
sarolynne: D:

askerian: kids: but why??
askerian: Kurenai: who knows, maybe i was jealous. konoha doesn't need more genjutsu users than me.
askerian: WTFFF
askerian: if she really had done that it would be treason. idiots.
sarolynne: ........what the FUCK.
askerian: and shino is the one who reads her body language and figures out she was lying
askerian: isn't Hinata the one supposed to be highly attuned to that
sarolynne: ....What the shit, Hinata who was the sue before can't even do what she ought to be able to do from like the Chuunin exam? -_-
askerian: bah
askerian: and then we have a flashback to the third hokage going "the kurama clan's abilities will cause our downfall one day ZOMG, we have no choice but to wipe them out if this happens!!"
askerian: ... wtf sue-ville

askerian: i really dislike Yakumo's design
askerian: her eyes are pretty enough, but the braid in her hair looks like a turd instead and the warm brown really doesn't help, especially when contrasted to orochimaru-like pallor

askerian: Naruto really comes across as such a sucker -__-
askerian: every goddamn time there's a pretty girl with an agenda he falls into it
askerian: and then of course he fixes it somehow

askerian: omg the quality of this ep sucks donkey balls
askerian: oh god, the art is so ugly
askerian: i cry
askerian: they're using "mist" to cover it up, but it's not working
askerian: it's like they're trying to work with watercolors
askerian: watercolors are pretty, but dude, not for anime
sarolynne: Yeah, for real. And definitely not Naruto.
askerian: proportions are off, and the features look like they're placed approximately in the middle of the face

askerian: oh that's so stupid
askerian: "zomg Yakumo can kill people with genjutsu, is that why the third wanted to have her killed?"
askerian: WTF THEY'RE NINJA
askerian: they'd LOVE a weapon like that!

askerian: omg Kurenai's neck
askerian: so
askerian: so
askerian: WRONG D:
askerian: she looks like her neck melted into the bed and spread to be larger than her face
sarolynne: ....Ew

askerian: "omg it's not Yakumo's fault, it's controlled by her subconscious"
askerian: which is why we saw her using it deliberately on the hokage tower
sarolynne: .......

askerian: wtf is it a bad translation?
askerian: "yes, this is not real, but your brain would believe it is so if you jump into that magma, you will burn and die"
askerian: no, no, no
askerian: i can buy "you will feel the pain as much as if you really were burning and die from the pain itself"
askerian: but the body should be intact
sarolynne: .......I will hope that's just a bad translation.
sarolynne: Not, "You will spontaneously combust!"

askerian: "you can get out of here if you close your five senses!!"
askerian: yes, like people really can stop feeling physical contact
sarolynne: Oh yeah.

askerian: ...
askerian: old guy: *knocks out Naruto* *now he doesn't feel anything ahaha* *throws self and Naruto into magma*
askerian: AND THE OLD GEEZER IS FUCKING SMOKING WHAT THE HELL
askerian: okayyy WTF WTF WTF WTF
askerian: Naruto: *sees Sakura and team eight* *goes to wake up Hinata first*
askerian: ... and he doesn't even KNOW Kai, and yet he just... brings them out of the most powerful genjutsu EVER by... patting them?
sarolynne: .........
sarolynne: Special.
sarolynne: It's the pat of Jesus. Or something.
askerian: =__=
askerian: seriously he puts his hands flat on their back, and bam! awake
sarolynne: .............
askerian: oh, i like this better
askerian: Yakumo let them out because she only wanted Kurenai
sarolynne: ...Okay, that's better.

askerian: ...
askerian: *has porny thought*
askerian: Kiba: *BURNING OMG*
askerian: Naruto: *throws his jacket on Kiba's back, then plasters himself against his back, pinning him on the floor*
sarolynne: ......XD
askerian: ahh
askerian: ^^ +5 points for the yaoi thought.

askerian: ahaha omg what
askerian: Naruto: *wants to pass the wall of fire*
askerian: *gets his own kagebunshin to knock him out and carry him through* XDD

askerian: what's hella weird is that the guy being burned... half his hair is all dark and shit
askerian: ... but it's still here
askerian: don't they know how fast hair catches on fire?
sarolynne: ...Clearly not.

askerian: zomg plot twist
askerian: the one who killed her parents was really "the monster who lived insider her"!!! can't they just say "she has a crazy second personality" instead of going the monster way
askerian: then of course Naruto"!!! DDD: ME TOO WHAT A COINCIDENCE"

No seriously, not everything has to be turned into something that mirrors Naruto's experiences for him to be able to relate to it. That's so cheap.

askerian: you know, this arc isn't so bad if you just watch the action
askerian: but the second you try to make sense of the past and how it made people in the present react and try to fit the ZOMG REVELATIONS with things that happen in the beginning of said arc...
askerian: ohh look, it's plothole season~
askerian: also, the decisions the characters took in the past were so bad as to make no sense and seemed to exist solely to fuel ZOMGANGST and provide more "no, i didn't really betray you!" scenes

At least they're starting to give a few hints that Naruto's getting tired of doing nothing and remembering that OH HEY HE HAS HIS OWN TEAM AND GOALS TOO. Nnngh.



Episode 208 (one-shot crack)

Saro abandoned me for her bed, so I'm continuing to piss and moan alone. XD

Art starts off ugly and they forgot the pointy end on the leaf symbol of Tsunade's desk. :p

Goddamn it another mission with a team eight member! What the hell is up with team eight, why don't we ever get to see team ten?! DDD: *sad* Dude I like Kiba and Hinata, but. BUT.

... Who builds a stand for a HUGE safe in the middle of bugfuck nowhere?

So the mission is to carry some precious treasure along with some guy named Shin'emon or something who's a flaming asshole. I foresee lots of Kiba and Naruto growling and snarling at him for getting them into ridiculously bad situations, and then something dangerous will happen where his TRUE FEELINGS will be revealed and ending in ZOMG TRUE FRIENDS.

Unless they go the AHAHA PAIN IS FUNNY WASN’T THIS EP SO FUNNY LIKE WHEN THEY GOT CRUSHED ALMOST TO DEATH AND HE INSULTED THEM AHAHA route. Oh well, that would still be better than "hay we're gonna try to be canon and FAIL MISERABLY" eps.

Omg I can't believe it they reused shots of the cowboy town from that ridiculous cowboy arc. Cheap bastards.

OMG bis -- WHAT IS WITH AKAMARU AND PISSING ON PEOPLE. "eww, it's salty!" both times! Do the writers have a fetish or what?? D:

... oh man did I call it or what. It's BOTH. Both "PAIN IS FUNNY" and "I WILL REDEEM YOU THROUGH MY EARNEST LOVEABILITY". (it wasn't "the power of my jesus-fists", though, and that comes off as almost original.)

"This item is more valuable than my life! Or your life!" *item breaks* "... well shit. And now I'm gonna die. Wait, I don't wanna die!" *Naruto saves!* "nothing is more valuable than a human life~" "o-omg you're SO RIGHT. ;_; thank you I WILL STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE NOW"

Bah. ... okay sometimes it was kind of funny. u.u



... and then I forgot to post it and then LJ was down again, and I know everyone loves IM conversations, SO!



*blah LJ outage noes...*

rayemars: Feh, at least I feel less bad about the lack of reviews.
askerian: did you post something?
rayemars: Yeah, a Jet's team fic set at the end of lake Laogai.
askerian: ooooooh
rayemars: So between the lack of LJ and the likelihood that no one's gotten the episodes yet, it is explained. *grin*
askerian: i'll have to watch it first.
askerian: none of my friends have the ep either. hhnn
rayemars: I think sendspace might be freezing up--something I was uploading is stuck now, too.
rayemars: Wow, Avatar fans have successfully killed a website!
rayemars: That's the first step on the way to major fandom status!
askerian: XDD
rayemars: I hate to think of what'll be the event that brings Fandom Wank to us.
askerian: *plots*
rayemars: ....
askerian: i'm sure the shipping wars will do it. u.u
askerian: "ZOMG MOMO AND APPA'S LOVE IS SO PURE"
askerian: *cricket chirp*
"come on, i want some disagreement here."
rayemars: Haha!
rayemars: No! Momo belongs to the cat creature things! He even converted them to the side of good!
rayemars: Momo/Panthercat herd OTP!
askerian: theyre already in a committed threesome, they don't need him D:
rayemars: But their threesome led to meanness and...prowling the streets!
askerian: ...
askerian: Momo = Sokka of the beasts?
rayemars: Dear God.
askerian: >D
askerian: ok lj is down again
askerian: huh
rayemars: Sponsered communities bring LJ arrmageddon!
rayemars: It was written! And the fools ignored it the fooooooools!
rayemars: I don't think reading The Inferno is helping my attitude towards this event much.
askerian: LMAO
askerian: sarolynne: Avatar has been on Fandom Wank once, and it was over the color of Zuko's eyes.
askerian: sarolynne: "They are not orange! Or amber! And yellow is ugly! So you have to call them gold."
askerian: DO WE LOOK LIKE FMA TO YOU
askerian: "BLACK!" "NO, BLUE!"
askerian: this is my faith in humanity -> .
rayemars: ....
rayemars: Wut?
rayemars: Zuko's eyes?
askerian: nnngh
askerian: sarolynne: The person arguing tried to pull out the fact she was an artist and had studied color theory, too. So she was more qualified than everyone else to say what color his eyes are. Oh, it was a special kind of retarded.
rayemars: Wow, I was sure it'd involve Zutara somehow, but I guess a half is a start.

Comments

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

I think the filler artists really do have a urine fetish. Even Ino got peed on in fillertown. GOD DAMMIT JAPAN, NOT EVEYONE SHARES YOUR LOVE OF BODILY FLUIDS.

[askerian]

nngh don't remind me. ~__~;;;