T_T

[askerian]

*CRIES*

Mikke, I TOLD YOU SO. I told you that EVEN IF I SAID IT WAS SARCASM, some people would NOT GET IT. AT ALL.

And they didn't.

Summary of the fic:
The One And Only Truth
Obviously you NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku fans are dead wrong. Sakura and Hinata belong with each other, and this is why. Ahh, Sarcasm. It's what's for dinner.

It's classed as parody/humor, by the way. And in the author notes, I even say "This story is a JOKE, by the way." Apparently fanbrats can only read select words, like "babies". =__=

First review:
0_o what the hell how did sakura and Hinata have babies I mean neither
one of em has a dick ... o_0 or do they?

Second review:
not like i have anything agaisnt hainta and sakura but it's kinda of obivous in the t.v show /manga that hainta likes naruto and sakura likes sasuke and i barely se sakura and hainta talk so why make them gay if it's hard to see a love connection between them. ?? not really my cup of tea sorry.

Same chick, this time private PM:
another thing how the hell did hainta and sakura had babies together when they do NOT HAVE DICKS! unless they had it with a boy. i forgot to add this part to my review.


HOW IS THEM HAVING BABIES SO MUCH LESS LIKELY THAN ALL THE REST OF THE CRACK.

Fortunately, the rest of the reviews have so far been from smart people who could actually tell that the fic was actually intended as parody.

I don't understand, maybe I wasn't clear enough. T_T

*plots sequel that deals with Sakura being from a clan of amazons who reproduce by parthenogenesis* ... What? We never see her parents, it could be true! ö.ö

Comments

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Man, people have no imagination when it comes to fatherless pregnancy, and it is a HELL of a lot more probable than their precious mpreg! Take and X out the first egg, then take an X out the second egg and inject it in the first egg. Add a small charge or some other catalyst to ensure fertilization occurs. Lather, rinse, repeat, implant.

But, you know, yuri isn't allowed to have modern-science-defying forms of pregnancy, and yaoi is. *headdesk*

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

ahh... memories... I used to fangirl the local lesbian soccer team (I think I was dating someone on it), and as my pregnancy started to show, I would occasionally get someone coming up to me and asking: "So, wow, how did you get pregnant? Was it hard finding an anonymous donor?"

And then I'd get these not-so-impressed looks when I explained that it happended the old fashioned way: by accident.

*PSA - Don't practice unprotected sex kiddies, you'll be lucky if pregnancy is the worst thing that happens.*

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

...because they can't imagine it happening to them? I don't know.

[elict.livejournal.com]

roflmao at stupid people who can't read. ah, what would the world be without you?

write the sequel and i will worship you forever! not that i doon't already do, but... XD

[elict.livejournal.com]

and sakura does SO HAVE TWO MOTHERS. yeah.

XXXD

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously the problem is that there was an actual uterus involved. If there had been assbabies, then it would have been completely reasonable. Tell them they had anal sex using a strap-on, and it will all make sense.

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

*shoos away fanbrats "Hey, look, over there... It's Haku, and he's still alive, and is riding in on his unicorn."*

*offer cookies and fic*

http://beachlass.livejournal.com/1629.html#cutid1

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

*general facepalm*

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

The fic totally wins for the parody, by the way. Go Sakura/Hinata! ~_^

[zorinis.livejournal.com]

Hey, "Rosz-chan" here.

You're right. The Sexy no Jutsu and the Kage Bunshin are the universal solutions for such... situations. It isn't that hard to imagine, really. |D

As soon as you find a worthy SakuHina, let me know. Please. *_*

post-script: I thought I'd let you know that I'm blaming you for (more or less) turning me into a reader-deviant. And I love you for that. XD (After all, an expansion of horizons just means more reading material.)

[ithilgwath.livejournal.com]

....i haven't read that fic of yours.... but some of the people who have scare me. *pours more chlorine into gene pool*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... WHUT. WHUT DID I TELL YOU LAST NIGHT ABOUT THIS?! I AM FILLED WITH HORROR AND =____=;; OVER THIS.

I KNEW PEOPLE WERE STUPID, BUT NOT THIS MUCH.

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

*shakes head from banging on wall* I do wonder if they even know how to read some days. I like the Amazon idea or she is a lizard, New Mexico Whiptail is pretty.

And you were clear enough, you can't help those who skip reading the author's notes or don't know how to use a dictionary.

And finally the good stuff, enjoyed the fic. Thought Hinata was amusing as she tried to do Naruto behaviors to attract Sakura. And clueless Naruto was just so him. Good story and thank you.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear god. WHERE HAVE ALL THE BRAINS GONE?! o_____O

Excuse me while I go commit some mur---, er... save some poor Authors. <3 -revs Chainsaw- -stalks off-

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

It's because they are immature and their brains are insufficiently developed to comprehend your genius.

And I agree with the above comments. Having a dick is more important to pregnancy than a womb?

Personally, I thought the fic was cute as hell even though it was cracked. Sakura/Hinata is just the cutest crack pairing ever.

[everyheart.livejournal.com]

Er, sorry, that was me. -slaps LJ- D=

[mya-in-ab.livejournal.com]

I had to look up parthenogenesis, due to my inability to piece together the latin roots, at the ultimate authority of resources(dictionary.com) and found this:

Reproduction by development of an unfertilized usually female gamete that occurs especially among lower plants and invertebrate animals.

Oh dear. I guess in any possible sequel, you could delve into the lower-ness and invertebrate-ness of their seven sons...

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

....hainta....? She even spelled it that way TWICE.

[shadhahvar.livejournal.com]

Why is it at the mention of lower plants I perk up and want to ask about Yamato and the First? 8D

[the--ivorytower.livejournal.com]

How did Sakura and Hinata have a child together? Easy: turkey baster.

That's right, I went there. Man, I just wrote a fic about an elf being in love with a fish person, and I created at least two pairings from scratch. I know crack. Some people simply lack a sense of humor. Or common sense.

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

...life hates you asuka-chan...



it hates you oh so good... :9



*I miss reading your journal like a mad cow every day... :( My compy crashed)

[qem_chibati]

The stupid. It burns.

It's so easy to accept m-preg for Naruto it seems... Why can't people just reverse the idea a little soemtimes...

[askerian]

... *TEMPTED*

*ponderponderponder* >D

[askerian]

............. okay i'm sorry but i'm gonna laugh my ass off now. XD;;;; ♥

[askerian]

I'm thinking about the sequel. XD

[askerian]

................. D;

♥ scarily, it almost does. "you know you've been in fandom too long when..." XD

[askerian]

♥ Hi there!

Naruto should totally have a bisexual gangbang with EVERYONE. Then they'd all be happy. u.u >D

[askerian]

*CLINGS TO* T___T IT HURTS DEEP IN MY SOUL, SERA.

[askerian]

... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;;;;

♥ ♥ ♥

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

laugh away... you should see the looks we get from other people's kids when the tribe of teenagers is assembled, and my family starts sorting according to who was planned (my sister and son), and who was an accident (myself, my daughter, my brother)

[askerian]

Yeeeah. =__=;

So she can't read OR write. What is she doing on the internet.

[askerian]

Thank you, lovely. ;_; ♥

[askerian]

*snerk* go, go, chainsaw of Natural Selection!

[askerian]

hehe. ^^

[askerian]

Okay, you two should stop inspiring me like that. ♥♥♥

[askerian]

.... DDDD:

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[askerian]

♥ do you have a new comp now? ;_;

[askerian]

*snerk* windsorblue suggested that I tell them they had anal sex using a strap-on. XDDDDDDDD

[qem_chibati]

*grins* I saw, you totally should! *egges you on*

..Ow.

[http://users.livejournal.com/tekko_/]

...It hurts that there's people who thought you were serious. the same bastards who don't read the author's notes then BITCH when the fic isn't written the way they want it to be *offers stacks of Naruo pr0n*

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

No...


I steal the compy at work...


I might get in trouble for this...

But if I fall... you're going with me...


Fight the power! *fist in air8 ;_; I miss lj so much...

[slamu.livejournal.com]

Breeding. Somehow. (don't ask for details. Please)

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

yeah, i counted the misspelling at 4 times. OW BRAINS.

one, why is she even reading something clearly labled HAH HAH IT'S A PARODY IT'S SO NOT SERIOUS.

Two, what is she doing in the fandom if she doesn't even know the characters.

Three, fire or sharp shiny death? both? >D