LJ versus LJ-users...

[askerian]

32455th verse, same as the first.

LJ: oh, look, we have this exciting new feature, look how awesome it is!! *blahblah*

users: *pages and pages of DO NOT WANT*

LJ: ...oh, look, we have this exciting new feature, look how awesome it is!! (some people misunderstood it seems. we're telling you that it's awesome!! :D :D :D And it is. See? Awesome.)

users: We did NOT misunderstand, it's useless, it sucks, we don't want it, take it back!

LJ: Man, we sure do love the awesome new features. :D


Optional ...for now:
users: ... Oh, hey. Didn't you pinky swear not to ever, ever do that thing you're doing right now? D:

LJ: *reboots the Matrix* oh, look, we have this exciting new feature...

Comments

[malika.livejournal.com]

oh eljay :( :( I really, really don't want it to become another myspace.

[kylara.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that sounds about right. :[

[soc_puppet]

A nice cup of snark is exactly what I needed to help swallow that. Not that it makes me like it any better...

[shadhahvar.livejournal.com]

...Oooh. Hell, sounds fine to me. A State Based company is going to go to the capitalistic birds in some form eventually. =D I'll just not do sponsored thing, then.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

*SIGH* I don't want to leave, but I will if I means putting up with this shit. -_-

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Agent Smith LJ: Hello, Mr. Anderson...

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Sponsored communities; Newspeak for "advertising to the gullible".

[the--ivorytower.livejournal.com]

Hm, isn't asking what kind of advertisment you want is like asking what object you'd like to be reamed in the ass with?

[bemysty.livejournal.com]

"Do you want your buggering without lube or just dry? Baseball bat or cactus? :D"

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Facebook does the same dance. They don't poll users and then implement, they implement, wait for a rebellion, and if they think the rebellion isn't that bad they proceed to ignore it. Ad infinitum.

[purple-alicorn.livejournal.com]

This snark deserves to be metaquoted...

[askerian]

Hee. XD Go ahead. ♥ It's not very original though.

[purple-alicorn.livejournal.com]

Thanks - it's posted here (http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5507067.html)

[askerian]

My first Metaquote. *sniffles*

Off topic eeeeeeeee

[ryouseiteki.livejournal.com]

Many many manymany thanks asuka! You've given me the courage to not only write, but POST my first fanfic in a public place! :O Though I don't think I'm ready for a place like ffnet ._.;; it happens to be KyuubiNiibi/NaruSasu with an attempted smex scene o.o!

I'd like to dedicate my first hobble of following in your footsteps to... well, you. :P

*hugglesquee* <3<3

Just wanted to thank you and let you know how much I appreciate your updates, no matter if they're rants, oneshots, chapter updates, or pimps! I know I don't comment much, but I check your journal almost everyday. ^^

Asuka, thanks for the joy :3