askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Sasuke_Chibi fuckwit)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2006-09-02 07:25 pm

and again~

It must be the season. u.u

Someone copypasted "Teamwork:the night" and posted it on ffnet. This time they didn't even remove the author notes, or change the title, or add back in the scene dividers -- and it's the NC-17 version, too.

I reported it for the porn, maybe they'll take it down faster than if i reported it for plagiarism. XD


Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto go drinking at night, just for naruto to spike their drinks with viagra. What happens when three's company? Threesome the fun! Also... They went UNPROTECTED! R&R or no cookie 4 u!

.... viagra. VIAGRA. wtf mate. XD and what's the deal about unprotected sex is it supposed to be sexier somehow? *snerk* *plans hawt condom!lemon*

ANYWAYS! as always, thanks to everyone for your help in bringing it to my attention. I'll handle it now. ^_^

ahaha no viagra 4 u, dumba$$.

[identity profile] des-butterfly.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
....wtf viagara?

Is that suddenly an aphrodisiac instead of a cure for erectile dysfunction, and no one told the medical journals?

I'm sorry your plagiarists are so dumb Asuka. I was going to suggest that at least they have enough good taste to steal your writing, but I don't even think they read The Night if they put shit like viagara in the summary. O.o

[identity profile] yuenoclow.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Viagra?! The hell did that come from? *face-palm* People are so stupid...

[identity profile] cindelius.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone copypasted "Teamwork:the night" and posted it on ffnet. This time they didn't even remove the author notes, or change the title, or add back in the scene dividers -- and it's the NC-17 version, too.
... Why. I really don't get it. Do they really want reviews that badly? The praise/criticism wouldn't even be related to their own work. Do they get off on stealing things and posting them in a public manner, waiting to see how long they can get away with their theft? Or is it that they really liked your story and things like rec'ing, reviews, attribution, and common courtesy are way beyond their comprehension? *sighs*

Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto go drinking at night, just for naruto to spike their drinks with viagra. What happens when three's company? Threesome the fun! Also... They went UNPROTECTED! R&R or no cookie 4 u!
This summary hurts the brain. It's just ... wtf. Seeing this on a list, I'd almost be curious to read it just to see how the author rationalized Naruto's possession of viagra in the first place. Did he ninja in to a pharmacy and steal it, or did it magically appear in his nightstand one morning (at which point he decided it would be a good day to drug his teammates)? Also, the OMG SO EXCITED AND SEXY CAPS on unprotected sex worries me. Maybe it's BIG and IMPORTANT because it means that Sakura is going to get pregnant, but it seems more like the author's really amused/turned-on by the prospect.

*plans hawt condom!lemon*
Aww, tease. :op Now I've got images in mind, and I would love to read that somewhere.
ext_77486: (wtf)

[identity profile] na-no-nai.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I... there are no words really. Wow.

*hugs and seconds the hawt condom!lemon*

[identity profile] bootoye.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't like condoms myself, maybe that WOULD encourage people to read the fic. After all those two magic words "UNPROTECTED sex" makes me curious. Gives me butterflies... Actually... only ONE word is needed to get me to read kyuubi!hot!pron!sasuke!toughuke!team7!threesome *grin*

I am sorry though, I guess there are alot of stupid people out there who are reading and stealing your fics... or was it the same person who had plagerised your other fic?

Unfortunately you will never know about the ones who post them in their LJ and claim to have written them.

[identity profile] sarolynne.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...Viagra.

Because, all other stupidity aside, an alternate sort of world where they're making a fair amount of medicine by hand, there are pills that do all sorts of ridiculous things, and a med-nin can heal fuckall anything with a touch, and the best they could do is Viagra.

Way to lack imagination. kiddo. I'm sure viagra is the best they have.

[identity profile] crazy-toffee.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... VIAGRA? AHAHAHAHAHAH!

Okay, you must be cursed or something Asuka. There's just no other way to explain this total madness. O.o Either that, or you did something VERY bad in your past life. unless you were a demented fangirl who is really responsible for driving Van Gogh to suicide, and you're paying for it nowXD

[identity profile] spiralingvortex.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Your plagiarist is stupid, although I do have one question: why would Viagra work on Sakura?

[identity profile] ina-noranaya.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear, poor Asuka just attracts the dumb plagiarists, doesn't she? *pats consolingly and offers lime-flavored tortilla chips*

Is anyone really so stupid as to think they'd get away with that? Evidently so. And they seem to expect us to possess stupidity on their level. This one and the other one are enough to make me lose faith in human intelligence. And want to gouge out my eyes. That summary kills brain cells.

[identity profile] kilalas-place.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, at least if the plagiarists are stupid, that means it's easier to root the idiots out before they cause too much trouble, right?

Hopefully it also means they'll be stupid enough to get run over by a truck.

[identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
... Viagra? Obviously, the twit is not aware of the Sex You Up no Jutsu. It's a Forbidden Technique afterall. ^_~*

[identity profile] toki-usagi.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I think you got their attention hon, because it's not there any more.

*sends pocky*

[identity profile] anatinea.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Damn. I was hoping to read the flames reviews...
ext_9839: Yuko (Began)

[identity profile] lukita.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
I can't decide which is sadder, the plagiarist or the fact that ff.net would take 18+ down faster than plagiarism.

[identity profile] mikkeneko.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well, plagiarism can really only get them in trouble with the users. Porn could get them in trouble with Moral Adults.

[identity profile] everyheart.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Amen to that. O_o