*shakes the bunnies*

[askerian]

I can't write. Still. I've spouted out a Sakura ramble (not even a proper one-shot as she can't stay with one subject -- started with her relationship with Tsunade and, of course, ended up Team Seven) but it needs serious tweaking (rewording, condensating, and more rewording) and I can't find any motivation to do so. Teamwork is staring at me and grinning and not saying anything, the bitch. And all my other fics are playing dead.

Maybe I need to blackmail myself into writing. Yeah, it's hot, yeah, I'm feeling lazy, yeah, the canon isn't being very engaging right now. But damn it. *prods self with stick*


Also, I've wanted for the last six months to write filthy, filthy porn. Preferably of the Naruto's Harem variety. Alas. I NEED A GODDAMN PLOT. Also, to keep them IC.

Yeeah. Believable-yet-porny-porn. That's all me. *flops* =_=

Comments

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

*cuddles* I feel your pain. Most of the half-finished things on my computer are attempts at smut. D: *wishes I could send you some porn fairies*

I get what you're saying about once you've written something there's no want to write it again. I'm beginning to notice that in myself. O.o

[askerian]

*flops on* yeah. it's just -- "what? we've found those words before."

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAH! porn fairies.

Sasuke: Why am I the freaking fairy? I don't even like TOUCHING people, much less....THAT stuff. And did you HAVE to stuff me into a purple tutu? Bitch.

Me: *dies laughing*