XD yeah, and they'd take out their frustration at being imprisoned by constantly sniping at each other. And Kyuubi would laugh at them and molest them both at once, and then they'd get pregnant and they'd snipe at each other even more and then the kits would be born and the little chibi Sharingan-bearing half-foxes would run around the cave yipping and wrestling each other and licking their mommies and being cute and Itachi would roll his eyes and groan while Sasuke would adore them. ( because Sasuke has a repressed Mommying Complex and having babies would bring that out)
Re: *shaves plotbunny and spins a drabble*