(Alright, I'll go on. Just because I love you and I think I'm high. )
Once, Naruto had tried to make Sasuke watch an erotic movie.
After asking him nicely to please stop pointing out the flaws in the script writing, get into an argument how that man probably had ten thousand STDs and using a condom should be a good idea and breasts aren't _that_ bouncy in real life, how could they get fooled, he snapped and went girl on him.
Literally. It appeared, also, that Sasuke was mortified by boobs. Especially Naruto's boobs, because they bounced. A lot. In his face. And they were squishy. And bounced. And soft. And bounced. And being topped by a girl would be just ridiculous, wouldn't it?
He promptly decided to be a man again while Sasuke was backing away discretely, because he was trying to be erotic, not scare the pants off him. But since he had just tried a jutsu he could try another.
By the look on his face, Sasuke did not like the idea of a gangbang considered of him and twenty-some Naruto. Who all wanted to top. So they all decided that while two Naruto would have the pleasure of doing a threesome with Sasuke, the other eighteen would watch. From all angles. And their memories would go directly in the real Naruto's memories.
And by that time, Sasuke complaining was muffled out by a gag. But not the normal kind of gag. This one was made out of flesh and not fabric.
We should all agree, by now, that while Sasuke may be more special then Naruto, Naruto's sex ideas are far specialer.
Re: Some thoughts should be left dead. Just so you know.
Once, Naruto had tried to make Sasuke watch an erotic movie.
After asking him nicely to please stop pointing out the flaws in the script writing, get into an argument how that man probably had ten thousand STDs and using a condom should be a good idea and breasts aren't _that_ bouncy in real life, how could they get fooled, he snapped and went girl on him.
Literally. It appeared, also, that Sasuke was mortified by boobs. Especially Naruto's boobs, because they bounced. A lot. In his face. And they were squishy. And bounced. And soft. And bounced. And being topped by a girl would be just ridiculous, wouldn't it?
He promptly decided to be a man again while Sasuke was backing away discretely, because he was trying to be erotic, not scare the pants off him. But since he had just tried a jutsu he could try another.
By the look on his face, Sasuke did not like the idea of a gangbang considered of him and twenty-some Naruto. Who all wanted to top. So they all decided that while two Naruto would have the pleasure of doing a threesome with Sasuke, the other eighteen would watch. From all angles. And their memories would go directly in the real Naruto's memories.
And by that time, Sasuke complaining was muffled out by a gag. But not the normal kind of gag. This one was made out of flesh and not fabric.
We should all agree, by now, that while Sasuke may be more special then Naruto, Naruto's sex ideas are far specialer.
(oh dear god I AM high)